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"Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by Seana on 03-01-10 at 00:33 AM
Bienvenidos a Argentina!

Now, I know that some of you are thinking this particular Race is fixed in favour of Jet and Cord since there are so many tasks that seem especially geared to cowboys. Nothing could be further from the truth. OK, so there was cow-milking and steer-roping and doing stuff from horseback. But! It was a stationary horse - come to think on it all the animals were stationary this leg. And that one task involved llamas. Which the cowboys hadn't dealt with before. Just because they're familiar with livestock...

Anyway, it's not fixed. So there.

Jet and Cord: You're team #1! Again! Have a nice trip to right here, and back in Santiago.

Steve and Allie: You're a very weak team that got lucky because other teams got stupid.

Carol and Brandy: Nice bickering. Only together 5 months, you say? I can't imagine you lasting another 5.

Joe and Heidi: Good grief. We tell you to count your steps, but you think that's only if you don't have a compass on your watch? Where did you think you were supposed to start from? How were you going to decided when to change direction?

Jeff and Jordan: Duh. And double duh. Read the clue.

Dan and Jordan: Not being able to drive stick is going to be a big problem, I'm thinking.

Brent and Caite: As glazed-over as you look right now, I have to say I might actually be impressed that you're in 7th place.

Mike and Louie: You didn't need to do a grid search. You needed to follow the instructions on the clue. That's why we give you clues. Just ask Joe or Jeff. Oh, wait...

Monique and Shawne: You're the last team to arrive. Sorry to tell you that you've been eliminated. Perhaps if you hadn't prayed only as a last resort and prayed a little earlier or something... Anyway, I'm glad you finished up the Detour. I thought I might have to go out and eliminate you on the polo field.


Notes: please keep the game in the game thread.

Characters still available! Sign-up in the sign-up thread.

Come play! If you don't want to post as a Racer, post as a cameraperson, or possibly as a gaucho or a bandit...be creative!

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by Max Headroom on 03-01-10 at 09:31 AM
Excuse me, but I need to go barf. Again.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by LibraRising on 03-05-10 at 10:26 AM
Babe, now might not be the best time to mention this, but I'm going to have to send you the dry cleaning bill from your pitstop puking on me. Sorry. The clothes aren't mine, after all. Hollister just let me borrow them for product placement purposes.


I know...I puked too, but that's part of my charm.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by jbug on 03-01-10 at 10:27 AM
Phil, will you tell Jeff he needs to let me look at and read the clue too? I would have read it carefully, you know I would've.

But that compass thing? too much like telling time for me.
Jeff, honey, you did good at finding the money......
even I laughed tho when Joe said something about the train station and you were still clueless


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by newsomewayne on 03-01-10 at 02:29 PM
Yeah? Like if were not for me, you'd be walking around China right now looking for a tight-rope walk and a house to paint.

Besides, I can't help but look at you, you're so beautiful.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by jbug on 03-01-10 at 03:10 PM
That's cause I'm the Beauty (to your brains & brawn)


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by jbug on 03-01-10 at 10:42 AM
Jeff, would you mind if I played with the cowboys for awhile?

Save a Horse! Ride a Cowboy! That's what I'm talkin about!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by MissMyth on 03-01-10 at 03:23 PM
This race isn't fixed. Although I did hear that the next leg involves eating calf fries, dipping snuff, and honking big belt buckles.

And Miss Jordan? Me nor my brother would mess with another man's woman. That's the code. Even if you are cute as a speckled pup.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by jbug on 03-01-10 at 04:17 PM
It's not like me & Jeff are married or anything you know.

& you do know that I won a big bunch of money on BB don't you?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by beau_30 on 03-01-10 at 07:31 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-10 AT 07:32 PM (EST)

Danging It. Okay We wont be 2nd to last every leg. We will get 1st eventualyly



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by jbug on 03-01-10 at 08:17 PM
Your goal is to be 1st to last?

(does not compute)


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by Molaholic on 03-01-10 at 07:53 PM
Yes, mis amigos, welcome to Argentina, home of polo ponies (both real and wood), el jefe bandíto, lassoing dandies, and hidden sacks of something-or-other. It's Oklahoma with mountains!
I also like the new tradition of swapping hats (too bad Jet wouldn't give up his muy bonita belt buckle.

We also welcome visitors with shifting problems, as all of our roads are push-me friendly. If that doesn't work, then our outstanding bus system is sure to get you wherever you need to be.

There's one thing that Phil and Bert missed -- I have my little presentation for AI (Argentinian Idol)

>>cue musíca<<
Arrr-gentina! where the wind comes sweeping down the Pampas!
and the wavin' sheep can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the ponies!
Arrrr-gentina! Ev'ry noche my bandíto slaps his horse
and rides away with the loot muy pronto!


Seana did another one.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by Seana on 03-01-10 at 08:42 PM
Hey amigo, nice teeth.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by LibraRising on 03-05-10 at 10:29 AM
Forget all that crap -- where's the place that I can see the big tomb with Madonna embalmed in it?


I know it's here. I saw that movie.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by Belle Book on 03-03-10 at 05:00 PM
Sometimes, brains beats out brawn.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by MKitty on 03-07-10 at 02:04 AM
Aw carp...I was just getting started with my sassy comebacks! Dayem!


Race Duds by Seana!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.3"
Posted by Seana on 03-07-10 at 09:20 PM
You wanna be somebody else?

There's still:

Mike
Carol
Brandy
Heidi
Joe
Steve
Jordan (banana)
Dan
Cord

Let me know!