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"Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by Seana on 12-07-09 at 00:46 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-07-09 AT 10:01 AM (EST)

OK, this is it! *eyes the losers* Slap on a smile, people! I'm getting the word that the first team has just seen what's left of Wayne Newton (yikes, he's not really looking himself, is he?) and is heading here... OK, there doesn't seem to be much question of which team is going to make it here first, so we'll have to try to make it look like a closer race in the editting.

All right...ready...set...clap! Clap for all you're worth!

Meghan and Cheyne, 8 countries, 21 days and over 25,000 miles...you are the official winners of The Amazing Race! How does it feel?

Sam and Dan, Wayne was really offended that you didn't know who he was.

Brian and Ericka, the epitome of grace under pressure, you've finished 3rd out of 3. Well done.


Thank-you all for playing! Post your Racer's final thoughts here.

Lance - Ontheroadagain

Maria – Belle Book
Tiffany – Max Headroom

Flight Time – LibraRising
Big Easy – jbug

Marcy – jbug

Canaan – beau_30

Dan – kidflash212

Meghan – Denalio
Cheyne – Haunted One

The Travelocity Gnome – foonermints
The Native Greeter – Molaholic
Phil's Golf Equipment - mrc
Magilla - dabo

Snidget – duck from Ep 1.
HD – Godlewski sister
MissMyth - Monkey Dance Teacher #3, Sidewalk cafe diner in Ep.10

Karchita - Canaan's psychologist, Soviet-Era Rubber Stamp Operator
LibraRising - "That viking guy at the detour that nobody did"
ARNutz - The Golem

Please keep the game in the game thread.

Come play! Everyone is welcome. If you don't have an assigned character, post as a cabbie or a Cirque de soleil performer or whatever - be creative!

Edit Gold > Golf

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by mrc on 12-07-09 at 09:37 AM
Ericka the epitome of grace?!? Bwahahahahaha!

The only exciting thing about this season was Phil.

What is Phil's golf equipment?
"Phil's Gold Equipment"--It's so good, it's gilded?! Now THAT'S some golf equipment!!!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by Seana on 12-07-09 at 10:02 AM
Oh, oops! Well, it *is* good stuff...
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by mrc on 12-07-09 at 11:21 AM

What is Phil's golf equipment?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by jbug on 12-07-09 at 09:56 AM
Good jobs Megan & Chain
How often does the team that comes in first so many times, actually win the final leg that really counts?

(Beating myself up for not finishing that FRANZ thing)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by jbug on 12-07-09 at 09:57 AM
I did not see me at the final mat.
Was I there?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by mrc on 12-07-09 at 11:22 AM
I also thought there were some teams missing.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by Belle Book on 12-07-09 at 11:43 AM
Well, at least we made it to the halfway point. Could've been a whole lot worse for us.

I was hitting my head against the wall when I learned that one of the final tasks involved poker chip counting! That's something I could've done in my sleep! But the rappelling and the bungee jumping might've been harder for us.

It's a shame Sam & Dan lost, but I'm glad they finished the Race.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by jbug on 12-07-09 at 01:14 PM
There were too many roadblocks that you wouldn't have tried and Tiffany would have had to do. Till she had done her share and then you'd have been stuck.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by Max Headroom on 12-07-09 at 03:44 PM
Got that right.

Maria would've rocked the chip-counting task. But then again, I would've rocked it too.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by beau_30 on 12-07-09 at 06:58 PM
Even though I didn't have a partner this season. I would like to think my arm candy for standing by myside through out this race. Only if my arm candy had gone down the slide we would've ran into some trouble Since she would've had to do the Climb down the hotel. IF she had lost that moeny I would've slapped the crazy crap out of her.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by PsychoKitty on 12-07-09 at 07:54 PM
Dan - stop yelling and stop touching the chips!!! STOP! No YOU SHUT UP!

DUUUDE!!! No. . .Whasss his name? Why can't I remember your name???? Shut UP!!! YOU are Wayne Newton?! Damn!!! My parents will be so stoked Dude!

Man, we really kept our cool this time!

- Sam

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by Scuba Steve on 12-07-09 at 10:02 PM
LAST EDITED ON 12-07-09 AT 10:03 PM (EST)

I'm Mr. Las Vegas. Who did you think I was? Frank Sinatra? You two are never allowed near my house again.

- Wayne Newton

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by Denalio on 12-11-09 at 09:57 PM
Wow! It's over, it's finally over! You know, I suppose I can now finally reveal the truth. They can't take away the money now that they have awarded already, right?

*deep breath* OK Are you ready? Um, well it's about Cheyne.
You know his hair was a little weird. But it was really the only way. That spiky 'do? It's not really hair, it's his antennae.

I mean in case you hadn't figured it out, Cheyne was really the new "Cheyne-bot", another humanoid version prototype for reality series TV. Seriously, do you think two humans could get along so well all the time? It was me who was doing all the programming, but I needed his antennae to stand tall in order to receive my commands.

I was a little worried there with the politeness programming for awhile, but thankfully we got the bugs worked out before the final leg. I thought I might have to resort to zHrelp to fix his politeness meter, but it just took some extra gel to keep his antennae firmly erect so he could respond more properly to my commands.

During our travels I did have to work hard to keep him rust-free and dust-free, but I managed to tweak things enough, so Cheyne-bot was funtioning properly most of the time. And yes, for those of you wondering, the Cheyne-bot is closely modeled after the Chen-bot. But now, even more life-like than ever!

Whew! It's over!


By the way, I think Wayne is also a bot (or a V). I am beginning to think there are more of these bots around than we realize!

Thanks for the money!
Love,
Meghan

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Finale"
Posted by Belle Book on 12-12-09 at 12:25 PM
What?! You mean that Cheyne was a robot all this time and that you were controlling him? No wonder he looked so weird.

Smart move there, Megan. If I'd been a robot, I might've done better in the Race.