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"Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-28-09 at 02:39 PM
Hello Racers!

From the LA River to a riverboat in Vietnam! It was a fun first...alright, well, let's face it, it was 2 legs, so really, a one-hour premiere (featuring the cruelest trick in recent reality TV history - bye yoga instructors!) and a one-hour episode.

Anyway, let's move right along to telling you lot why you stunk.

Matt and Gary: From 7th place to first! All because you can herd ducks.

Sam and Dan: Much less horrible, so I guess you'll take 2nd too!

Herbert and Nathaniel: I know you call each other by your cool basketball names, but I'm going to still call you by the dorky names your mommas gave you.

Lance and Keri: Oh dear. Still here are you? I guess every season needs its pitbull.

Zev and Justin: Good job guys. Zev looks a lot stronger than a lot of the other Racers this season. Way to represent.

Meghan and Cheyne: 6th isn't too bad. At least you have that trip to a ski resort together.

Maria and Tiffany: Call it "bluffing" all you like, we all know you're liars. And squabbling ones at that. What fun.

Mika and Canaan: If you guys ever come in first and win a trip for two, will you have to take separate rooms?

Marcy and Ron: Not so strong a finish this time around, but at least you aren't last.

Brian and Ericka: Gosh, Ericka can be so sunny...and then so stormy. Yikes!

Garrett and Jessica: Bye now!

Eric and Lisa: Bye earlier than now!


Please keep the game in the game thread!

Many Racers still available - go to the sign-up thread and pick your character.

Don't want to commit? Post as a cabbie or a cameraperson or a local or something. We don't mind.

Hey..you there... Newbie! Lurker! Come play! We don't bite. Often.

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by jbug on 09-28-09 at 03:25 PM
Not so strong a finish this time around, but at least you aren't last

And that, my dear Phil, is our plan. Never come in last!
Go ahead and write out that check, okay?

Oh and Ron? Didn't we pack some wet wipes? I so need to wipe this duck ##### crap off my face.....ewwwww!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by Belle Book on 09-28-09 at 05:24 PM
Boy did I not have a good leg in Japan! First, I had to do the Wasabi bomb -- twice! I was afraid I wouldn't make it the second time around! And then, we lost two of our tourists and decided to check in without them. We probably deserved to be in last and get a 2-hour penalty, but luckily for us it was a non-elimination leg!

And getting outed by a tourist didn't help either. But we left our woes behind us in Japan and really did well in Vietnam! I rocked the Speedbump and Tiffany did great with the Roadblock! I tell you, we'll win it all!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-29-09 at 08:08 AM
People say Zev is the "duck whisperer"? What about me? With my past experiences as a duck owner, this roadblock was easy-peasy. Just remember, I'm the brawn around here-- you're here to provide the thinking (and oobies) for the team. So start thinking!

We need to step it up-- airport bunching, hours of operation, and laughable Speed Bumps won't always be there to bail us out.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by Belle Book on 09-29-09 at 05:21 PM
I'm thinking of a way to step it up, thank you very much!

"Quack"
Posted by Snidget on 09-28-09 at 05:37 PM
QuackQuackQuack

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Quack!

"RE: Quack"
Posted by Seana on 09-28-09 at 06:58 PM
*snort*
"Move along, little duckie"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-29-09 at 08:10 AM
Once a duck owner, always a duck owner.

*waves hands and flags*

You will do exactly as I command.

"RE: Move along, little duckie"
Posted by Snidget on 09-29-09 at 10:09 AM
*waddles off in a random direction*
"RE: Quack"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 10-04-09 at 06:56 PM
Bawk Bawk Bawk Cluck Cluck
Bawk Peck Bawk Cluck Bawk
Peck Peck Bawk Cluck
Gabble Gabble Bawk Bawk
Cluck Cluck CLUCK Bawk
Gabble Gabble Gabble
Bawk Bawk Gabble
Cluck Gabble Gabble

CLUCK!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 09-28-09 at 08:25 PM
*Damn ducks.*
I don't think I yelled at Keri nearly enough in the first episode.
Fortunately, I got to sling some mud and as a lawyer, that's what I know how to do.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by kidflash212 on 09-28-09 at 10:43 PM
Awesome Phil - Did you see how I downed that Wasabi Bomb in record time?

You don't think any of the other teams know I'm gay do ya?



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-29-09 at 10:13 AM
Just remember, as a homeless children's advocate professional poker player, I'm an expert at reading people.

*flirts*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by beau_30 on 09-29-09 at 03:51 PM
Mika,

Use your eyes, The ducks will be memorize, use your eyes, and they will fall in love. Don't be worried, I'm just a guy who doesn't want sex yet until marriage. So don't worry the ducks will be okay. God will help you.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 15.1"
Posted by jbug on 10-04-09 at 06:44 PM
Ron & I are all rested up and ready for the next leg. I knew we'd be able to keep up with all you young whippersnappers. Nuttin to it!

See all of you at the next pit stop!