Okay, so we're the second team to arrive, Victor -- but why is Phil saying we're the second team to arrive and not Team #2? Wait a minute -- Mark & Michael were dumb enough to get a penalty and we checked in before it was over? So we're now Team #1? Wow! We did it, Victor! And guys, just wait till you see us in the finals! We'll smoke you guys out!

• RE: Be The Amazing Racer, Episode 8,MKitty, 07:09 PM, 03-30-09
• RE: Be The Amazing Racer, Episode 8,CwazyWabbit, 00:17 AM, 03-31-09

LAST EDITED ON 03-30-09 AT 07:10 PM (EST)

Don't try to tell me where the damn gorilla is!!! I won't believe you! Okay, I guess I should have actually listened to a few of the people who said "zoo"..but I WAS ON A MISSION FROM GOD!!! Sigh...Well, me and my beautiful son had a time of our lives...I'm so proud of him!

see you in Sequesterville...

*Race duds by Agman*

What is this I keep hearing of how being a shrew is a bad thing? See, I love animals. I would love to live in a world full of them...you know, elephants, tigers, dogs, goats... shrews. They are all so wonderful. So much better than people, especially foreign people, living in a foreign land, speaking a foreign language. So, why did I decide to do this race? To introduce you all to Jaime's world, of course. It's such a perfect little place. Come on, you know it is. Just worship look at my perfect boobies and natural red hair and listen joyfully to my quiet, lilting voice...it's the only sound you need to will hear in Jaime's World. Ahhhhhh, isn't that much better? I think so, too.

I still don't understand the need to show the other racers. I mean, I did compromise with allowing Cara to join me on my mission. Why can't they compromise for me?