LAST EDITED ON 03-24-09 AT 09:29 AM (EST)

Because I can't think of 10 snarky questions to answer snarkily, here are 5.

1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes?

2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers.

3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "tradtional tools" in India? PG-13, please.

4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel herder so hard?

5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour?

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1. What was up with the
Native Greeter and his nose-flutes?

I know we should celebrate diversity and I may be accused of 'ugly amercianism' but when I first saw him my first thought was - Ewwwwww, that's gross.

2. In confessional, Cara told us
about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make
up some words to describe
other Racers.

I'm sure I could come up with a few for Victor but would prefer not to get banned from this site.

3. At the Roadblock, one team
member had to feed and
water a small herd of
camels using "traditional tools".
Most Racers used the pail
for the hay as well
as the water. Kisha stuffed
hay down her shirt.
After the Roadblock, Jaime had
hay in her "boobies", and
told us that she had
used them to carry the
feed to the camels.
What other items/body parts qualify
as "traditional tools" in India?
PG-13, please.

Noses, obviously

4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why
did that camel kick that
poor camel hearder so hard?

He beat him in the NCAA pool.

5. Why did Jaime and Cara's
cabbie hide from them after
the Detour?

Victor bribed him.

1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes?
He's a fan of snot music.

2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers.
Victor -- Whiniwuss
Tammy -- Tripovernothing

3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "tradtional tools" in India? PG-13, please.
Remove belly-button lint, insert hay.

4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel hearder so hard?
That's part of India's economic stimulus plan.

5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour?
You'd hide too, if you had to listen to those two for more than 5 minutes.

1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes?
Don't forget, there's at least one other orifice that might be used.

2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers.
Mel - grunty-old-man-ness

3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "traditional tools" in India? PG-13, please.
Sorry, I've got nuthin (see PG-13 exclusion above)

4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel herder so hard?
The camel didn't want to hear that Spoiler.

5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour?
He wasn't actually hiding. Jaime & Cara just forgot what he looked like.

Tribe’s 5K gift. 3/17/2009.