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"TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by Estee on 10-06-08 at 08:19 AM
This isn't the Race, this is a traveling Heroes road show. Can you name just a few of the powers possessed by our international crew of idiots?

For starters:

Kelly & Christy: Cluemogration! (The ability to merge two clues into one!)
Terence: Whinepathy! (He's so needy, he makes those around him even needier!)

And of course:

Tina: FAAgmention! (Spontaneous plane enlargement!)

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"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by qwertypie on 10-06-08 at 09:35 AM
Terence: powers of spontaneous regeneration and healing. His gaping head wound that was gushing blood healed so quickly that the camera couldn't even catch the carnage (maybe if we looked at his head frame by frame?).
"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-06-08 at 09:42 AM
The healing only happened because Sarah kissed his boo-boo.

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by samboohoo on 10-06-08 at 10:44 AM
And she blew on it. Don't forget that. Perhaps she has some sort of "sealing" power.


Bravie is my favorite.


"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by Estee on 10-06-08 at 09:48 AM
Shall we start calling him Wolverwhine?
"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by qwertypie on 10-06-08 at 01:41 PM
Maybe he has the power of accelerated growth and he is really only three years old. He reminds me of my kids when they were three, didn't have their nap, hungry and overstimulated.

I want to see his birth certificate.

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by kingfish on 10-06-08 at 09:49 AM
Anthony - Linguicide - Mind controlled murder of a language.

"Let see, the clue says 'travel to Venglalablahblah...'"

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by Estee on 10-06-08 at 09:55 AM
It's a very common power, and no one had it at a higher strength than Bolo. The man could destroy words of one syllable.
"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by vince3 on 10-06-08 at 10:58 AM
I thought Mirna had it pretty high........ we even called it Mirnglish, remember?
"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by Estee on 10-06-08 at 11:04 AM
I still say Bolo was better at it. I used to watch episodes just to get to the parts where he'd have to read clues. The man took the alphabet to places it was never meant to go. Like his mouth.
"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by J Slice on 10-06-08 at 12:21 PM
Mucho fasto, pleaso.

If you add an "o", that makes it Spanish. Which is incredibly useful in countries where nobody speaks Spanish.


Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky scary!

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by Estee on 10-06-08 at 12:36 PM
Mirna actually had the power to slow time. If you don't believe me, watch any episode she appeared in. Her -- scenes -- never -- end.

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by J Slice on 10-06-08 at 12:51 PM
Go! Go! Chaaaarla!

(I can't help flashing back to the "Carry the big honking cut o' beef challenge, where poor Charla ended up carrying all 50 pounds")


Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky scary!

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-06-08 at 12:40 PM
Don't forget all those Racers speaking Spanish in Brazil. "-o" on the end of every word or not, in Brazil they speak Portuguese.

*sigh*

They'll never learn.


Headbanger by IceCat, siggie by agman

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by J Slice on 10-06-08 at 12:49 PM
I can't read this wall! It's all in Spanish!

(chances are, then, a lot of locals prolly can't read it either).

I hit this problem a couple times in Brazil when I was looking for a restroom. I knew that Spanish wasn't the language, but my Portuguese sucks. Something terrible. Thankfully, we were near the Argentine border for a goodly portion of the trip, so I didn't embarrass myself too badly.


Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky scary!

"RE: TAR #13 superpowers!"
Posted by qwertypie on 10-06-08 at 01:49 PM
Sarah = Super Enabler!!!