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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Seana on 12-03-07 at 00:23 AM
Look at the big fan thingies on this windmill go around and around. Keeeewl.

TK and Rachel, you're team #1! You've won a trip from our sponsor! No doubt it comes as a surprise considering you've been carrying around our sponsor's mascot for a while. *waves to our sponsor, without actually naming the sponsor* Will you be splitting the prize with the local who led you around the RB?

Kynt and Vyxsin: Welcome to second place! For people with hot pink hair, you're really under the radar.

Ronald and Christina: Nice try with the Air France office. Too bad the flight you got wasn't the best. However! You certainly stepped it up. Third place isn't too shabby.

Hendekea and Azaria: Ooooooh...so sorry you've slipped to 4th place.

Nathan and Jennifer: See what happens when you b!tch so much at each other? 5th place, that's what. Ugly, wouldn't you say?

Nicolas and Donald: Tough luck at the Roadblock. Or does Donald remember that? Oh, I found this hat a couple legs back. Is it either of yours?

Shana and Jennifer, I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. It was the U-Turn that did you in. Not because the universe got you back for being mean, but because it caused the bickering. OTOH, maybe the universe works in mysterious ways.

So...would you consider being a decoy team? Please submit your application in dance form.




Please keep the game in the game thread.

Come play with us! All the characters are spoken for except Blonde Jennifer, but anyone may post as a camera or sound person or cabbie or local or be creative! Post as a pair of stilts or the picket fence!

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-03-07 at 00:47 AM
Lithuania?! How the &%$@ did I get here?

And who's this kid with me?


And how did my relatives wind up at this whacked-out party?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by qwertypie on 12-03-07 at 09:22 AM
Nice of Hendeka and Azaria finally step back and let another team take first place.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by ARnutz on 12-03-07 at 09:25 AM
How the heck did that happen? I'm going to have to speak to my brother about this.



Hrmph!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by cahaya on 12-06-07 at 04:00 PM
Hey, get out of the loo and let's get going!

Besides, we've got more than enough trips to go on after the race.

All that matters is we're first when it counts, right sis?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-03-07 at 10:17 AM
I have now decided I can finish the Race without Ronald, and I don't blather nearly as much as he does.

All set, sweetie?

Ronald's (Non-Fossilized) Hernia

Could I get a siggy when you get a chance, Seana? Pretty pleeeeze? *bats eyes* Here's an image you might be able to use.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by MissMyth on 12-03-07 at 12:23 PM
Well, hi there Dad's Hernia. I've been hearing so much about you that it's nice to finally meet. I would be delighted to finish the race with you.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Peetah on 12-06-07 at 00:20 AM
Blah blah blah blah...criticize...blah blah blah...ask her for the tickets!...blah blah blah...hernia...blah blah blah...fossil...blah blah blah...roadblock...blah blah blah...hurry up...blah blah blah...fall on stilts...blah blah blah...

(I *hate* Ron)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Seana on 12-03-07 at 02:25 PM
Here ya go, ya weirdo.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-03-07 at 05:09 PM
Ah, that's feeling better already! Nice to be out of him and . . .

On my own
Once again
This wasn't how it was supposed to be (on my own)
I wish that we could do it all again (on my own)
I never dreamed I'd spend one night alone
By myself


Bet you never guessed it was me doing all that singing, eh?

Thanks, hon!

"*Evil Grin*"
Posted by foonermints on 12-05-07 at 09:03 PM
I've got your back.

"RE: *Evil Grin*"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-05-07 at 11:18 PM
I always wanted to meet J.D. Ratcliff.


You were the only reason I ever read Reader's Digest.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Peetah on 12-06-07 at 00:24 AM
Wow! My own hernia is singing to me?!...blah blah blah...you came out again...blah blah blah...keep me from running...blah blah blah...sing inane song with wrong lyrics...blah blah blah...pop hernia again...blah blah blah...criticize Christina and her fat butt for making this happen...blah blah blah...admire self in mirror with my uh, garment...blah blah blah...spear self in hernia with stilts...blah blah blah...crazy "Ron-ism"...blah blah blah...talk about hernia again...blah blah blah...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-06-07 at 11:29 PM
Yeah, but I bet you do great PowerPoint presentations.


Just remember to point me out with the ol' laser pen, ok?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 12-03-07 at 10:31 AM
Don't you think we would have done quite well with the stilts, sis?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-03-07 at 10:44 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-07 AT 08:51 PM (EST)

I don't think your legs need the assistance, iykwim.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 12-03-07 at 04:48 PM
I think I prefer you on the beach in Portugal.

Now as far as the little b!+$h and her counting. She said she could count so why was she bothered by my counting right her to her.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by NanaWolf on 12-05-07 at 06:55 PM
I know you were counting out loud just to mess me up. What's the matter? Don't you WANT to win a million $$$ so we can get married and spend all our days and all our nights together.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 12-05-07 at 07:35 PM
Now that I've actually listened to you talk, or rather, scream for two weeks, I'd really rather stick pins in my eyes.


>

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by NanaWolf on 12-06-07 at 08:49 AM
Oh, here, let me help.

|--O O--|

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-08-07 at 11:35 PM
The TAR Institute Of Dysfunctional Relationships awaits you both. We have such esteemed grads like:

Lenny and Karyn
Jill and John Vito
Reichen and Chip
Alison and Donny
Colin and Christie
(He Who Shall Not Be Named) and Victimia
Hayden and Aaron
Mary Adam and Rebecca
Ron and Kelly
The Weavers
The Rogerses
The Godlewskis
Joseph and Monica
Peter and Sarah
Rob and Kimberly

So see what you have to look forward to?

The TAR Institute Of Dysfunctional Relationships
(our motto: "It was the editing!")

EP Bert Van Munster
Keeping my affair with Elise secret since forever.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by NanaWolf on 12-09-07 at 10:35 PM
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by jbug on 12-04-07 at 03:33 PM
Sister, you know we would rock at that! And sure could have counted better than most of those morons uh, other racers.
Course the RB would've been a piece of cake too - every local guy there would have been fighting to help us.

So, here come the barbie twins to join us. Sure hope they get over their bickering before they get here. This place is rather nice and peaceful (that is when we can get away from Ari )


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by Max Headroom on 12-03-07 at 02:55 PM
All right, if one more person asks me to take them to the "Burkina Faso" airport, I'm going to scream! Makes me think all Americans are as smart as that Miss South Carolina.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by dragonflies on 12-03-07 at 04:47 PM
*blink* *blink* Just layin back, relaxing, kinda strolling my way through TAR. *whistling a happy tune*


we are so rockin relaxing dude!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by warp_core breach on 12-03-07 at 06:27 PM
Now did you see what almost happened to ME?! I mean seriously, she almost killed ME!!! You know, I really didn't want whiney Jennifer as my teammate in this race... I don't even like her. Imagine, feeling guilty about using the U-turn and she can't even drive. Heck, she doesn't say much. I'm always the one talking.

It sucks that the prospects on this race were non-existent. I wish I would have been told beforehand that there were no single guy teams to flirt with and hook up with. So much for using my "aesthetic" to get to the finish line. If I would have known, I would have stayed at the Playboy mansion and auditioned for the girls next door. At least there, I would be able to get my facials, manicures and pedicures.

It's been a slice but I'm anxious to get back to my comfortable existence... manicures, pedicures and Ryan Seacrest.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Posted by beau_30 on 12-04-07 at 12:01 PM
Almost in first. We'll get first. Oh T.K> & Rachel will you mind stepping aside for me & Vysxin coming in first? You know you guys want the 1 million and not that trip to Japan, because we could really use that. Wait stop I'm starting to sound like the b***h Jen.

Well me and my partner vysxin, where ever she may be, are finally in the front pack again. WOOHOO. Next week we will come in first.