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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Seana on 11-26-07 at 00:40 AM
Welcome to the Hotel de Ville. *shakes booty* You know I can dance. I wouldn't have incurred a penalty at that Detour. I've got all the right moves.

Hendekea and Azaria! You've come in first again! Have some scooters. Please watch your language, Hendekea. Azaria, what will it take for you to admit that she's not as slow as you think? At least she didn't run the wrong way to the mat.

Jen and Nathan: You seem to have mistaken Hendekea and Azaria for the Cho brothers. I'm afraid you're going to have to actually come in first to get the first place prize.

Ronald and Christina: Less infighting is always good. Ronald, you stopped harassing Christina at every possible opportunity and look! You're in third place!

Nicolas and Donald: I'm endlessly pleased you chose the gold mining Detour. I just really don't want to think about you two doing a dance. Oh, ack.

Kynt and Vyxsin: Who knew Kynt had such mad baton-twirling skillz? The judges loved you!

Shana and Jennifer: You named your chicken after me? Er. Thanks. I think. And thank-you for metaphorically smashing the champagne on the metaphorical bow of our new non-Yield.

TK and Rachel: You decided to "keep cool" and it sure paid off. You're going to be the last team to leave the Pit Stop. But even worse for DAWs? You hardly got any face time this leg.

Lorena and Jason: You are the last team to arrive. I'm not really sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Amazing Race. Alas, you were the bow upon which our new champagne non-Yield was metaphorically smashed. Or something.

Any parting words (quietly please) before we send you off to Sequesterville.


Please keep the game in the game thread.

Come play with us! All the characters are taken except BlondeJennifer, but anyone may post as a cabbie, a local or a cameraperson. Or hey! Be creative! Post as one of the poor little goats or the SYTYCD judges.

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"We're first! We're first!"
Posted by NanaWolf on 11-26-07 at 07:18 AM
At least we got our turn at being first on this board! I can't stand it when *other* people hog first place all the time. Didn't their mother ever teach them to TAKE TURNS!?!

"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 11-26-07 at 08:39 AM
Hey, Jenn, if you could have shown a little creativity in your dance routine, instead of just following your cheerleading moves, maybe we would have beaten the siblings by 10 minutes.

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"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by NanaWolf on 11-27-07 at 08:37 AM
Hey Baby, maybe if you HAD a dance routine, we could have beaten them. In fact, I'm getting a bit bored with all your "moves."

"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 11-30-07 at 11:22 PM
Hey babe, I just saw the shots of the Latin sisters topless on the beach at Sequesterville. I'm thinking maybe we should lose this round, sound good to you?

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"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by NanaWolf on 12-02-07 at 06:31 PM
No way. It's our turn to come in first. You owe me big time and you better keep your eyes on the road - not on those losers.

Goooooooo team!

"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-26-07 at 09:40 AM
Um, Jen?

I'd like my top back, thankyouverymuch.


You can't have the oobies, though. The warranty hasn't expired yet They're mine.

"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-26-07 at 10:15 AM
Umm, wasn't the other Jennifer wearing your top? You know, the tall one?


*dozes off in armchair again*

"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by dragonflies on 11-26-07 at 02:16 PM
Those poor little chickens!

We would have ROCKED at that dancing detour.


"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by cahaya on 11-27-07 at 02:32 AM
Hey, we were first, lady.

I wandered aroun' a bit at the end there, but yo, when my sis calls, I can run!

(*high fives sis*)

"RE: We're first! We're first!"
Posted by ARnutz on 12-01-07 at 08:24 AM
Can you believe she whined like that? Did she think we'd just step aside and let her have it? *rolls eyes*



*high fives bro*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-26-07 at 08:43 AM
Dang it baby, we gave it our best. I got to show off my cool hat, participate in West African Idol, and race partway around the world with you, baby. And I (mostly) had a blast.


No more camel milking, ok?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 11-26-07 at 08:31 PM
It was wonderful, baby, and you are right. We don't need to get married anytime soon. There are so many other (baby) more (baby)important (baby baby baby) things. As long as we are together...baby.


What? Did you say camel? Why does my head feel like its going to spin? Must be that passion thing again.

"I'm baaaaaaack!"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-26-07 at 08:47 AM
Didn't you know that taxi drivers have ESP? That eight of us would know to drive our oversized minivan taxis out to Bingo, Burkina Faso, a place so small and out of the way that its train stop doesn't have a station?

Phew, don't those blonde girls ever bathe? You'd think they'd spent the last few days traveling in Africa or something.


*nudges Seana, waits for updated siggie*

"RE: I'm baaaaaaack!"
Posted by Seana on 11-26-07 at 01:30 PM
Your wish is my command and stuff.

Isn't that the cutest little cab? Wuzza wuzza.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by beau_30 on 11-26-07 at 09:32 AM
Vysxin its okay to cry. It shows that we goths have feelings too. It really is an emotional journey.
I mean the last few legs I've been the feminie one, but now Vysxin in so I have to be the masculine for us.
I know I haven't done as many roadblocks as you honey, but i'm waiting for the right time so it would count.
Again its okay to cry, its your day to shine.

Oh yes we are aliens from Louisana. You see David & Mary from Season 9 & 11 were our neighbors. I really liked coal mining with him. That where David found us at.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by qwertypie on 11-26-07 at 10:34 AM
*wandering around, still lost*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by dragonflies on 11-26-07 at 02:41 PM
I was getting just a little worried about you, but I knew you would be just fine. You are awesome Rachel!


we are so rockin dude!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by qwertypie on 11-27-07 at 05:33 PM
Slow and steady wins the race!
TAR 12
Great for foreplay too!
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by jbug on 11-26-07 at 10:55 AM
Lorena & Jason, we're excited that you 2 will be joining us here in sequesterville. It's been a bit boring so maybe we'll have a little fun now.
Lorena? You are a lucky girl. Jason seems so nice and considerate and sincere. Hope that wasn't an act for tv - if so, he should get a job in hollywood.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 11-26-07 at 12:46 PM
Sis, we would have done so well on this leg, doncha think?

So glad we'll have more company in sequesterville.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 11-26-07 at 08:38 PM
Did you or did you not read my bio on the CBS website? I am a very jealous woman and I already know that my baby likes a hot-blooded, passsionate latina woman. We are so not coming to sequesterville. Not till you two hoochies grow old and ugly.


We are actually going to follow the teams to Lithuania. I got a job there as a bus driver. We are going to see what happens when metal meets plastic...bottle blond plastic, to be exact.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-27-07 at 08:40 AM
No worries, baby. Baby, I'm committed to you.

But you should at least be polite to them, baby. After all, who gave you the tip to get through that camel milking task??

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by mrc on 11-26-07 at 11:26 AM
At first, I thought this episode was going to be called "Choke the Chicken," which made me happy. But it wasn't. At least, those peeps noticed Phil's hair. Maybe they noticed something else as well. *raises eyebrows Groucho-style*

What is Phil's golf equipment?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by emydi on 11-26-07 at 01:28 PM
EEE--AWWWW I agree

I'm going to have to start keeping track of all this cruelty to animals here....



OMH I actually thought of you mrc when they said that...


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Seana on 11-26-07 at 01:32 PM
I should have done this before:

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 11-26-07 at 08:48 PM
What do you mean we are eliminated? We can't be done yet. My baby told me to have hope. He told me good things come to those who work hard. He wouldn't string me along, would he? Not about something that is soooooo important to me. I had better stop thinking about it, 'cause when I do think about it my head starts to spin again...


I'm a good dancer. Why couldn't I have danced with the camel in my roadblock? Now that, I would have rocked.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-27-07 at 08:42 AM
Yeah baby, you keep on dancing for me.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Molaholic on 11-26-07 at 11:03 PM
{yoo hoo, over here!}

Yes, racers, welcome to our loverly little Hotel City Hall. Great to see you were able to get a taxi out of Bingo B I N G O .. and Bingo was his name-o because here in town, for some strange reason, there wasn't a single cab to be found!

Now, don't mind about that BFSPCA agent over there in the corner ... he's not really out after you, but he does have a couple of questions concerning chickens, net sacks, baby goats and bungie cords.

I also want to congratulate all of you for your wonderful performances introducing the world to American Burkina Faso Idol. I'm also pleased to see that some of you have picked up a couple of words of French -- these will come in handy as you travel throughout West Africa. I'm confused, though, since when did rapido and gracias enter the francophone lexicon?


Does anybody remember me?

Phil, if we're done, I'm heading over to that gold mine --- pulling a full ounce out of the ground in 10 minutes, and nice big nuggets, too -- pays a heck of a lot better than this job.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by MissMyth on 11-27-07 at 07:04 PM
Whooooeeeeee! Dad! We came in third. Way to move up and show Donald and his geekson whatfor. See how nice it is when we work together in a spirit of cooperation with supportive dialogue?

And, yes I'm hearing you when you talk about your hernia. I know you (probably) aren't just trying to remind me that I caused it. And I'm willing to do all the Detours if it will help.

Just one question, did you slap my hand away when I was trying to help get the chicken in the bag?

Speaking of which, wasn't the foreshadowing regarding the chickens cool? Didn't everyone think that someone was going to show up at the mat without their chicken? Didn't everyone think it was going to be the blonds since they went on and on about karma and payback?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-27-07 at 10:39 PM
Hey now. We all arrived at the same time. We could open up a law firm, Ronald and Donald. Or a fast food joint . . . naaah.

We totally aced that panning for gold. You youngsters didn't use enough water! Gotta rinse that mud off.


And Christina, I'd like to rinse you off sometime also . . .

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by MissMyth on 12-03-07 at 12:09 PM
Ewwwww! Donald, go talk to the blondes.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-30-07 at 05:11 PM
I TOLD you we should have tanked this leg! I mean, look at what we missed!


And it would have given Lorena another couple legs to rehab her image. Guess I need to talk to those blondes, iykwim.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Posted by beau_30 on 12-01-07 at 08:00 PM
Has anyone seen Vysxkin?
Did I loose her during her break down?
Wow it looks like she does all the work on the race, and I do all the work on the boards.