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"It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Estee on 11-12-07 at 06:51 AM
Remember: use synonyms for words that don't need them, add obscure qualifiers where they would be the least use, then go back to whatever you said two sentences ago and either rework it or refute it without ever admitting you were wrong. And no matter what happens -- criticize, criticize, criticize!



If else else fails, pretend you're hosting a White House press confrence.

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"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Breezy on 11-12-07 at 08:38 AM
I was really wishing a donkey would come along and kick him in the head last night.

*sigh* I miss the donkeys.


Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by brvnkrz on 11-12-07 at 09:47 AM
I'm going to want to punch him when they finally get eliminated and he blames her. Grrrrrr.

RIP, Bill Walsh
"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 11-12-07 at 10:28 AM
"If everyone would have just gotten out of the way and let ME get ahold of one of those pole vaulting tools, I would have been WAY ahead of the crowd! There is NO way you can just grab one of those poles and expect to jump over a creek. First, you have to measure the pole's diameter, multiply it by 75 (that's how many inches, approximately the creek is, squared), then you have to grab it exactly 18 inches, linear from the bottom, stand with your legs 3 feet from eachother. This is where it gets tricky, because if you are short, then you will NEVER get across that creek. That is what happened to my daughter the first 2 times. She was too short! BUT when she listened to me, and pulled her legs in slightly, and made herself appear taller, then the pole was fooled into thinking she was taller, and she was able, after 3 attempts, to finally, after much detailing from me, to make it across the creek!"

Can we just shoot the man NOW???

"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Seana on 11-12-07 at 10:28 AM
You know, Estee, I let you run with this topic and you didn't come through. You should have grasped the topic a little more firmly and taken a running start at it. You should have looked at the other posts and seen how it was done before just posting. I was relying on you to take this topic and handle it, but you really disappointed me.



"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Dizwiz on 11-12-07 at 10:39 AM
Plus, she has a booger.

I will tell her this, because optimism will get her nowhere.


"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 11-12-07 at 11:13 AM
>Plus, she has a booger.
>
>I will tell her this, because
>optimism will get her nowhere.
>
OMG, I can't believe I forgot about the BOOGER!!! THE BOOGER!! How can you ever make it in life if NO ONE ever tells you about the BOOGER???
"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Seana on 11-12-07 at 11:18 AM
It's rude to talk about boogers. It makes me look bad when you talk about boogers. I can't believe you two would talk about boogers and right here underneath my post where everyone would think I was involved some way in booger-talk. I would never talk about boogers OR be rude and I'm totally offended that you two have talked about boogers right here under my post like this.

Stop being so rude.


"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Dizwiz on 11-12-07 at 12:45 PM
*points* Booger!!!



"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by foonermints on 11-12-07 at 09:31 PM
BOOGER →
"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 11-13-07 at 07:02 PM
The REAL Booger.

There's a whole lot of Boogers goin' on.

"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-14-07 at 10:33 PM

Feh. I bet those Boogers don't have their own website.


Tribe strikes again!
It does, however, pain me to post a pic of an Irsay Colt.

"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by moondance on 11-13-07 at 08:54 AM
I just watched their interview on the CBS website - he did most of the talking (surprise!). They talked about how she doesn't want him to cuss and it really upsets her when he uses cuss words. So they came up with a word that he would use instead of cuss words - "booger".

I don't think he was just saying she had a booger, I think he was trying to swear at her.

What an #####.

"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Breezy on 11-12-07 at 12:00 PM
*snort* I think Seana wins the prize.
"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Estee on 11-12-07 at 12:03 PM
I went through my entire childhood without you: I think I can manage an adulthood in your absence too.
"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by MissMyth on 11-12-07 at 12:38 PM
Oh Estee, that says so well what I was thinking last night watching that horror. Why would anyone even want to bond with him at this point?

And stop talking about my boogers!

"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Peetah on 11-12-07 at 02:42 PM
You see, that's why your optimism will let you down. If you listen to me about the real truth of life, you will know that I am pointing out your boogers for you! I bond with you like all my employees, I demand from them all the same not failures that I demand of you who I think is too optimistic and positive. You must go, go, go and not forget your shoes or fannypack when you make your bad decisions! Let's be optimistic about this (which will get us nowhere) by reviewing our misakes: Your mistake is that you are too positive and can't communicate clearly or in an effective way and you have therefore let us down. I am very disappointed in you. And...where are your shoes? Are you wearing them? You will slow us down; checking your shoes has wasted our precious time and further sapped your imbecile optimism...

"Wahahaha!"
Posted by moonbaby on 11-12-07 at 07:02 PM
Ronald, is that you?

"Wow!"
Posted by moonbaby on 11-12-07 at 12:18 PM
I am amazed by your complete brilliance in capturing The Ronald!

Well done!
*applause*

Oh, perhaps this was too encouraging a post in a Ronald thread. I am the Edith Bunker of this thread.

"RE: Wow!"
Posted by brvnkrz on 11-12-07 at 12:34 PM
Hmmmm, since I am blond, I guess that makes me Gloria. Although I am sure tehre are some who would say I am more of Meathead.

RIP, Bill Walsh
"*blush*"
Posted by Seana on 11-12-07 at 08:06 PM
Thank-you all for your kind words.
"RE: Wow!"
Posted by tvgeek401 on 11-13-07 at 03:30 PM
psst, moonbaby, early grats on 12K posts!
"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by PsychoKitty on 11-12-07 at 10:04 PM
You are all hilarious!!!! He drove me NUTS and kept talking at her when he should have been running or riding the bike or. . oh, I don't know. . RACING!!!!! What a lack of social skills/overbearing lecturing nincompoop!!!! Poor Christina! She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not knocking his block off

Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 11-14-07 at 01:03 AM
I can't believe how awful this guy is. I can't wait until she finally loses it and shoves the tool of the week (like the pole, or a donkey) up his ass. Terrible terrible excuse for a father. I wonder what he is thinking as he watches himself — that is, if he can think or get himself out of denial long enough to wake up.

Sorry Estee....couldn't talk like him. He pisses me off too much.

"RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
Posted by Dizwiz on 11-14-07 at 07:42 PM
I can't talk like him, either. Just do what I do, and point out people's boogers. It's easier!