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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Seana on 11-12-07 at 00:40 AM
Greetings Racers! Half of you reek horribly. But at least you all seem to be fully clothed now. We really did get complaints. The one judge at the ditch-jumping is suing for mental distress.

Jason and Lorena, you're team #1, baby! Have a 3-wheel sport bike, baby. It's all-terrain, baby. I told you you've already hit your "baby" limit. Knock it off.

Nathan and Jen: Well, you're no nicer this leg. But you're faster and I guess that's all that counts.

Shana and Jennifer: I wouldn't hug Shana with all that mud on her either. Wa wa wa waaaaaaaa.

Kynt and Vixsin: *snort* What sort of sheep acrobatics did you think you were going to be doing? I'm really curious. And macrame is totally cool.

Azaria and Hendekea, you started with a 3-hour lead. A 3-hour lead. But you squandered the whole thing and came in 5th. Good job.

TK and Rachel: A strong performance by Rachel at the Detour. Lots of nagging, sure, but a solid follow-up with actually getting the job done.

Marianna and Julia: You see? Just because you make a wrong turn in the countryside in Ireland doesn't mean you can't catch up and kick butt in Holland. That's the beauty of this Race.

Nicolas and Donald: How ironic is it that Ronald was giving Nicolas etiquette lessons? Don, I don't think that the RB was really the task for you, but congrats for succeeding. *runs off to force producers to change upcoming mud-related task*

Ronald and Christina, you're team #9. I bet if Ronald just shut up for a minute, you'd have done better. Christina, you certainly have nerve telling Daddy not to harp on you.

Kate and Pat, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. I guess being smart, nice and patient is no good if you're not fast. Who will feel sorry for Christina with you gone?


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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-12-07 at 07:44 AM
(sings)

I'm - too muddy for my clothes, too filthy for my shorts . . .

#splat#


Hey Ronald, can you help me out here with the lyrics?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Peetah on 11-12-07 at 02:34 PM
Why don't you quiet down? A: I am the designated bad singer on the show. B: You're ticking me off as bad as your grandson. He is so rude and over the line. How dare he do that? Doesn't matter that it was none of my business, I am just going to spout off anyway.

Don't play "Good Cop" with me!!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-12-07 at 09:23 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-12-07 AT 09:25 PM (EST)

What? I have no desire to can't hear you.


Being the eldest on the show DOES have its advantages. Vaulting gooey ditches in my shorts is another one.

I think.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Peetah on 11-12-07 at 11:34 PM
Then clean the wax out of your ears like I do! You're only a fake Archie Bunker...I am the real Archie Bunker of the group.

By the way, you only had to vault over the canal, not go swimming.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by NanaWolf on 11-12-07 at 08:15 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-12-07 AT 08:33 AM (EST)

It's not that we're faster. I'm an acrobat and somersaulted over the other racers.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 11-12-07 at 11:14 AM
Way to go, baby.
** Now I just hope she doesn't notice me looking at the blonde team. **

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by NanaWolf on 11-12-07 at 05:15 PM
No problem, baby. You're a guy - you're supposed to do that - just like you're supposed to be good at physical things. (unlike TK)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-12-07 at 08:25 AM
See what happens when Lorena doesn't harp on me? We win! We win, baby.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 11-12-07 at 03:22 PM
Yeah, baby! That was awewome, baby! We did great, baby! I'm soooooo proud of you, baby! You're the best, baby!


What? Baby is my secret weapon. If I say it enough, he will not be so surprised when I tell him the birth control didn't work. I know. Pretty smart for an emotional wreck...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Seana on 11-14-07 at 11:54 AM
Alright, that's it. I'm assessing you two a 1-hour penalty for saying "baby" too often.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by jbug on 11-12-07 at 10:00 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-12-07 AT 10:01 AM (EST)

I have no idea how we got so lost or turned around! Good grief! you'd think we were blond or something!

And "daddy dearest"? Lay off your daughter! For some reason I expected that behavior from grandpa Don (my apologies Don), but not from you.
Hey Christina? You can run with us when you ditch the old man. kay?

ETA: Have all of you noticed that I have not cried yet? Sis is very proud of me.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 11-12-07 at 01:21 PM
Of course I'm proud of you. Sister power! But don't call us blonde. We are so much smarter then that. (really, we are) Let's aim for the front of the pack this next leg, okay?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by jbug on 11-12-07 at 01:47 PM
Ok sis, first next time for sure!
BTW, when do I get to do a roadblock? I apprecite you getting all muddy and everything, but please don't wait till it's one of those 'eat the nasty stuff' roadlocks before I get have to do one.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by ARnutz on 11-12-07 at 10:22 AM
Hey Phil... is it our fault that you sent us off at midnight only to have us wait for the airport ticket counter to open at 6 am??? You actually made us squander 6 hours!

...and all those other teams had way more than a chance at catching up... except for those ministers, they wouldn't have a chance to catch up even if they left before us!



btar

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by cahaya on 11-13-07 at 11:37 AM
Way ta tell it to 'em, sis.

Bunch points or no bunch points, we're movin' right along. Ain't nuthin' we can't do!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by MissMyth on 11-12-07 at 12:30 PM
I am seriously starting to hope that the saying Dad has printed on all his shirts is NOT a rhetorical question.

To the producers: Thanks for having even more bicycle related challenges. Just keeps reminding me that "you-know-who" was never home to teach me to ride a bike. Just one more thing I had to learn on my own.

Julia? Thanks so much for the offer. I was really considering going home with the ministers.

Wasn't it nice to hear a religious person say that they really didn't think God was concerned about whether they won the Amazing Race?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Peetah on 11-12-07 at 02:31 PM
Heh. I have way too much material to work with here. Let's start with:

Do ya have your fanny pack? Why are you wasting time by forgeting your fanny pack? We need to go! Now it's time to run, do you have your shoes? (yes, I actually said that!) we don't want to waste time looking around for the shoes *on your feet*!! Why are you always disappointing me? I am just telling you the real truth of things.

I guess one leg was long enough to treat you like a daughter; from now on, you are to be treated like one of my very put upon employees at Dunder Mifflin-Walla Walla branch!

Man, I am an arsehole!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by MissMyth on 11-12-07 at 03:35 PM
Didja see how I was being all diplomatic at the airport, trying to keep you from alienating other teams?

I think I further showcased my diplomatic skills by not going upside your head with a fanny pack, shoe, or contaminated backpack when you kept constantly berating me in front of the other teams.

And just in the interest of clarification, you didn't want to do the hoist detour and then you thought the hunt detour was going to be too hard. Did you expect Phil to pop up with door #3?

O.K. right now I just really need to concentrate.


Dad, Dwight Schrute is your hero, isn't he"?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Peetah on 11-12-07 at 11:32 PM
Chris, are you wasting time on the internet? I am telling you, we are going to fall behind, and it's useless. I am not alienating teams, because I heard what I heard and I just got the wax cleaned out of my ears last week! That little brat is the "Bad Cop"; he needs to be polite and kind to the clerks like me!

As for your failing optimism diplomacy, I am telling you that it only lead to ocean of bicycle, like I said. If you didn't waffle in making our bad team choices, you would hear me telling me you real truth of things!

Lose some weight. Because of you, the bike fall over. That's another of your mistakes we need to review. Not to mention your pole vaulting techniques. Let me go over pole vaulting theory (which I have never done....

oi vey!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by beau_30 on 11-12-07 at 12:45 PM
Okay I guess it doesn't involve sheep. Darn. I really like sheeps.
Oh man that pole vault thing ruined my mascare. And my pretty face.
And Donald please please keep your clothes on, your not Mom Poalo.
Phill why didn't you tell Donald it was illegal to wear skives in asterdams during pole vaulting.
Yes Macrame is totally cool. I'm surprized that Vysxin was able to lift everything. She and Rachel made T.K. look weak. Sorry T.K. we're steal cool, I'll teach you to outline your eyes later.
Still in the top 4 wohooo.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by bystander on 11-13-07 at 09:05 PM
You were very manly pole vaulting. For some reason the other contestants thought you'd be good at that roadblock. They seemed to think you've been vaulting poles for a long time now. I have no idea what they mean by that? Do you?

It was so cool how we got to start the race in the dark this week. I love being in the dark. It feels like home. Come here and let me fix your makeup. Your eyeliner is leaking. And don't worry...you shouldn't be embarassed that I carted you around in the front of the bike. It doesn't make you less of a shemale.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by mrc on 11-12-07 at 01:11 PM
I find it astonishing that *anyone* could bike past Phil's golf equipment. How could their eyes not be drawn to it?

What is Phil's golf equipment?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by warp_core breach on 11-12-07 at 01:53 PM
I'll call you after the show.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by warp_core breach on 11-12-07 at 02:05 PM
We're going to Amersterdam! We're going to Amersterdam! Ha! I bet you thought I was going to say that I'm Amersterdamnese. No, I just like to get excited and give my oobies a workout. However, nobody told me that the only single guys would be gramps, the boy and the nerd. Ah well, there's always the golf equipment...

Did you notice how highly I think of myself. Why my arms are the strongest here and watch how I hoisted those items up to the apartment. I collapsed at the end of the task - even though those other chicks didn't... but hey, it's very difficult when you have oobies the size of mine. Sometimes oobies as perfect as mine can be a hinderance.

Did you notice that I get more camera time than Jennifer? That's because I'm way more hotter than her.

Geez, where can a girl get a facial around here? This Amsterdamnese mud irritates my skin.


Did you know that I used to date Ryan Seacrest? The golf equipment is next on my list...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by dabo on 11-12-07 at 02:43 PM
psssssssssst...watch it, willya, you keep askin' for facials eventually you'll have all kinda volunteers

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 11-13-07 at 01:50 PM
Shana -- If you really want a facial, I'd be happy to help. Just make sure my girlfriend isn't looking this way.

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by emydi on 11-13-07 at 02:59 PM
remember I'm watching you....


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 11-14-07 at 09:54 AM
Damn A$$. Leave me the f#%^*#^k alone.
But tell me, what do you know about milking camels?

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by NanaWolf on 11-16-07 at 06:13 AM
Hey, baby, that's no way to talk about your identical twin. Remember, he's not the only one watching you, baby.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Denalio on 11-12-07 at 05:57 PM
I was trying to look at all those bikes but I just kept losing my focus! I mean, with every bicycle I kept thinking of that saying " A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" and was distracted wondering if there were fish for all of these bicycles! As a Lesbian for the Lord, clearly I didn't need a man OR a bicycle OR a fish. Wait, I DO need to find a bicycle... what was that again?

I just lost concentration over and over again!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by finallytyping on 11-12-07 at 08:06 PM
LOL!


ummm, this isn't the Be the Amazing Lurker thread?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Denalio on 11-14-07 at 02:14 AM
Um God? Is that You? I thought You didn't care one way or the other about the outcome of The Amazing Race....

And yet, here You are..... (if this is indeed You)


Hmmmmm....


We did really try not to be a wimp for Jesus, but we were just wimps for ourselves instead.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by finallytyping on 11-14-07 at 12:26 PM
I'm not a God but I play one on RTV.

Or do I?

Amazing Lurker

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by qwertypie on 11-12-07 at 07:51 PM
I'm glad at least ONE of us is playing. Sheesh -- I really thought that being laid back would be an excellent strategy for winning.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-13-07 at 08:17 AM
Works for me, baby. You might want to pass that thought on to Lorena, though.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by dragonflies on 11-13-07 at 12:00 PM
You were great Rach. Hey, I never said I was good at tieing knots. Only untieing them.

we are so rockin dude!
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Peetah on 11-14-07 at 11:07 AM
More like rolling doobies. Too bad I wasn't there with you! I would have done a much better job. I could have told you the entire history, philosophy, and theory of not tying. But my disappointing daughter in her waffle decision making made us go to other detour choice. What an ocean of choice that was?!) True, I was nervous about tying nots, but if you tried it, I certainly could have harangued coached you on it. See, what you do is, you pot-headed dirty hair, is...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by dragonflies on 11-15-07 at 03:29 PM
*runs away*


we are so rockin dude!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by Denalio on 11-16-07 at 04:05 AM
Hey look Kate! It's the Geico caveman. The Geico caveman is racing with that girl, Rachel!



Seriously doesn't TK look like he belongs with those caveman dudes?

"Tricycles?"
Posted by foonermints on 11-16-07 at 10:10 PM
What are you handing out for first place, leftover rejects from The Price is Right that even Drew Carey would be embarrassed about? Bet you're jealous that Jiffy got Charmin and all they could dig up for you is Schwinn. What's next?


They each get a piece of Bazooka gum?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Posted by MissMyth on 11-17-07 at 11:40 AM
Been watching the previews and I'm wondering how I'm responsible for my dad's hernia.

I have no doubt that I AM responsible, just wondering how.