*sniffs pits*
Dustin and Kandice: I don't think you can smell me. I mean, it's pretty hot and everything, but the deodorant is working OK. Oh, you're first this leg. I'm giving you each a Retro scooter. Come here and give me a hug. I totally deserve it.
Charla and Mirna, you're team number two. You guys have been getting the best flights. It's amazing how you keep finding great flights that no-one else does. It's almost as if the producers have fixed the Race someone up there really likes you.
Eric and Danielle, plotting your revenge already, are you? You've already lasted longer than I thought you would. I don't know why Danielle was complaining at the Roadblock. People with oobies had a much easier time with that task.
Oswald and Danny, team number 4, I'm afraid. And you've been doing so well. Danny, I think Oswald is trying to *force* you to do some cardio. *That's* why you got stuck doing the Roadblock. I hope using up your money doesn't come back to bite you in the butt.
Uchenna and Joyce: Sorry, guys. We're not going to keep funding your fertility treatments. You'll have to actually have sex now if you want a baby.
Administrative Notes:
Please keep the game in the game thread.
New posters are welcome! All the Racers are taken. Anyone may post as a sound person or cameraman or taxi driver. Or hey, be creative! Post as one of the people who gave newspapers or the guy at the cookie place. Jump on in and play with us!
... (pic edit to make myself look younger too!)
