-- go here.Good luck.
I think we can start by saying thanks for Gretchen not showing up at this Detour. Bolo & Lori would have been nice, and a band constantly playing Polish polkas in the background would have been magnificent, but Gretchen? Oh, would we ever have been there for a while. And the comments would have piled up higher than the vomit. (Ladies & gentlemen, Miss California!)So much sausage. So little time. So many retching noises echoing out into the night. And that was just from watching it.
Keep it at or below the barrier, people. No matter how much it hurts.
That "Miss California" comment WAS hilarious!!! I actually thought the other funny one was Charla telling the horse "I have sausage" or something. Whhaaattt????
"Miss California" was a classic!!!!
Two-foot sausage talents are much better to impress late-night cabbies with than putting on a screeching exhibition, not that there's anything wrong with that.
That "Miss California" comment was so funny, even SHE laughed.
Wait, how big is 24 inches?And Miss California was pretty funny as well.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
no lie. no exageration. I threw up 3 times. I cant believe these nimrods who have not only SEEN the race but raced BEFORE would pick the saugage over bagles.
The Miss california comment was hilarious.
watching Charla vomit was not.
it started with the dry heaves and once I saw out of the teeny corner of my eye that was watching Charla leave over to hurl I lost it.
stupid bagle haters.
>stupid bagle haters.More like stupid, map-challenged morons who couldn't even navigate their way out of a paper bag....
Joe and Bill seemed surprised that Eric had more trouble swallowing the large sausages than they did.
People would pay good money to see Miss California gag on a 2 ft sausage and we got to see it for free!!