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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Seana on 11-06-06 at 00:22 AM

I am the king of the monkey things! I like to move it move it!

*shakes booty*

It just wouldn't be TAR if I didn't dance in at least one episode. I'd be dancing with Kandice, but obviously, she can't step on the Mat just yet.

How did we all like the Intersection? Twists and surprises, that's TAR!

*hulas*

And here's Dustin! The Blond(e)s have come in first place again. This time you're getting a Travelocity trip to Hawaii. Lucky you two. Don't you love how we give away trips to people who probably don't want to see an airport again for a long, long time?

It's good you two don't need an alliance, because you now have proof that no-one really *wants* to work with you.

Here's the part where we point and laugh at Tyler, James, Rob and Kimberly for taking a Fast Forward and still not getting first place. *points* Bwahahahaha!

*wipes eyes* Seriously, how stupid do you feel? Especially since you kept going on and on about how long it was going to take the other teams to do both a Detour and a Roadblock. *snort* *snicker*

Erwin and Godwin, Lyn and Karlyn will ditch you like yesterday's diapers. The Six Pack is no more. Move on quickly or you'll be gone.

Karlyn, you *are* the black angel, huh? Shure. Anyway, now's your and Lyn's chance to break out of the alliance you were never really a part of.

David and Mary, I'm really sorry to see you go. You were a lot of fun. I liked your attitude. Have fun with the {whisper} gay people {/whisper} in Sequesterville.


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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Molaholic on 11-06-06 at 00:47 AM
{pant pant pant}

Wel {pant} come to Mada {pant pant} gascar.

Please {pant pant} excuse me, I'm {pant pant} all out of breath after the dance {pant pant} with Phil.

{pant pant}
I'm so glad to see the girls win. And such a wonderful prize -- a huge hug from Phil. (And btw, did you see him hoofing it? Fred Astaire, eat your heart out!)

I must also say that the Fast Forward teams are lucky. In the original production meetings, we talked about some other part of the cow...

Cho Brothers -- a small news flash -- baseball season is over, and besides, we don't play that in Madagascar. Not even in the cartoon version.

Lyn, Karlyn ... while you may be experts in giving birth, you certainly have a lot to learn about finding addresses. And stamp vendors, and taxis with gas.

David and Mary, your kids will be proud of you. You've proven that anybody can make their mark on the world. Finish last three times, but you still have the courage to ... oh fuggitaboutit, the music's starting again!


Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-06-06 at 01:06 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-06-06 AT 01:07 AM (EST)

Hey, you shouldn't be surprised by our taxicabs constantly running out of gas. Gas isn't exactly our middle name, you know.

Oh, wait . . .

Every Gas Station Owner In MadaGAScar

ETF spelling

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-06-06 at 01:24 AM
Don't look at us. We haven't been there lately.


Phil 'er up.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-06-06 at 09:48 AM
Hey? Who hijacked my siggie?


From the REAL Wally.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by dabo on 11-06-06 at 03:08 AM
So... Erwin or Godwin... tell us... do Dustin and Kandice ever shut up? I mean, all the yammer yammer yammer on the way to the mattresses, yeesh.

Did you have an Exedrin moment? I did.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-06-06 at 09:55 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-06-06 AT 10:02 AM (EST)

Did you really think that taxis in Madagascar come with gas in them? Come on, that costs extra, on top of the 20 Euros (USD $25.43) I charged those dumb blondes for a quick spin around Antananarivo. It's a universal fact: American tourists are stupid!


How did the teams made it through the leg after starting with $10 each? Deficit spending, TAR-style.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 11-06-06 at 11:07 AM
I'm so *sniff* upset about *sniff* David and Mary being eliminated *sniff* from the race. They are good friends *sniff* and I will miss them. *sniff*

Okay, I'm over it. Let's get movin', Lyn!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by dabo on 11-06-06 at 11:55 AM
That's right, that's right. David and Mary are good decent people, great friends no doubt, but only half of them have been in labor.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Sahara on 11-07-06 at 10:09 PM
Our children will be so proud of us for being in this labor-intensive race. I can't wait to see the new little gnomelet I will have at the end!

I am SO glad we did not have to team up with those blonde chicks. They have no idea what it is like to be in labor.


We put the "pain" in labor pains!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 11-08-06 at 12:11 PM
The barbies would have held us back. Now that we have no sixpack we are going to surge to the front and stay there.

Can't wait to meet the gnomelet. What a great keepsake from the race. (I'll babysit sometimes)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by foonermints on 11-06-06 at 02:09 PM
>>And here's Dustin! The Blond(e)s have come in first place again. This time you're getting a Travelocity trip to Hawaii. Lucky you two. Don't you love how we give away trips to people who probably don't want to see an airport again for a long, long time?<<

Little do they know that they're booked through Iraq, Botswana, Afghanistan and Kosovo. I'm sure those girls know all about being "Around the World"


We can match moons if when you get to Hawaii. I'll be looking for you in the big volcanic crater.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by dragonflies on 11-06-06 at 02:37 PM
Can't talk right now, too busy throwing up....


talking since before I was born!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 11-10-06 at 05:23 PM
Hey, Babe! Have another cow lip! Your brain needs the protein!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by beau_30 on 11-06-06 at 07:14 PM
Shake that monkey of yours phil. It sures looks good on you ;) Giv eme a hug baby. Sorry Kentucky. But We needed the chos, see Alabama is all about theirselves, they refused to let you go for the fast foward because they knew you were marked for elimination. I see that as a hate/hate situation. So you got screwed Kentucky. But hey we came in first again.

Hey phil can I pet your monkey


Blondes have Feelings as well

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by CattyChat on 11-07-06 at 10:01 AM
Ah, now is our chance to finally introduce ourselves to Team Kentucky. They are in awe of meeting homosexuals & Koreans for the first time. Well, now they can add Muslims to their list. Maybe we can get David to convert. In our culture women don't nag & henpeck their husbands. The man wears the pants -- er, robes, in the family.


If you thought Jehovah's Witnesses were persistent . . .

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Posted by jbug on 11-09-06 at 12:33 PM
>................. In
>our culture women don't nag
>& henpeck their husbands.
>The man wears the pants
>-- er, robes, in the
>family.
>
>

Can I tell a joke here?
Jack & Jill were getting married so Jack's dad sat down with him to tell him some facts. He shared that before he & Jack's mother were married, he gave her a pair of his pants to put on. She did and told him they were much too big and that she could never fill his pants. That's right, he told her, I'll always wear the pants in this family.
So Jack did the same with Jill. Jill said the same and Jack replied the same. Then Jill handed Jack a pair of her pants. He said "I'll never be able to get in these pants!"
Jill said "That's right and as long as you keep that attitude about wearing the pants in the family, you'll not get in my pants ever!"