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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-18-06 at 00:35 AM
Hey there, Racers!

How about them twists and turns. You thought you knew the game, but you were wrong, wrong, wrong. Who would have thought there would be a non-pitstop elimination? Not you, Bilal and Sa'eed. You don't even get a Native Greeter. Bye! Don't bother asking me the point of adding an extra team and then an extra elimination to get rid of the extra team. It doesn't have to make sense as long as we mess with your confidence.

Tyler and James! You're the first team to arrive. Here's 20 grand. That'll get you some of that land you wanted to buy if you won the Race.

Duke and Lauren You're both pretty emotional people, aren't you? Well, that's nice.

Peter and Sarah Good job getting up the wall. Did Peter's encouragement not get on your nerves, though, Sarah? I mean, come on. Just a bit over the top.

Dustin and Kandice You surely did motor through the Labor task. Good finish.

Rob and Kimberly So...you were saying stuff about how teams that are respectful of each other do better in the Race. I know Kimberly said that.

Kellie and Jamie *looks around* Go ahead...Bilal's back is turned...go shake hands with him. It's funny that the uncoordinated boyfriends (did you see Tom on the wall?) got the Tai Chi thing first.

Erwin and Godwin I guess none of Godwin's 14 dead languages helped in your homeland China, huh?

Tom and Terry Wasn't that relaxing? Sure, moving a flat paddle with a ball around without dropping the ball isn't frustrating at all.

Lyn and Karlyn I didn't laugh at all as Karlyn was climbing the wall. If your dislike of Sarah and Peter continues, it might be the weirdest feud ever.

David and Mary It was funny how Mary offered support to Tom, but snapped at David to get going.

Vipul and Arti You're the last team to arrive. You had the potential to be a very interesting team. Sorry to see you go.


Administrative Notes:

Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will.

New players are welcome! All the Racers (as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment and Phil's Turtleneck) have been spoken for except David and Tom.

Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), locals, the fish heads or whatever. Be creative!

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 07:57 AM
I was so excited about meeting Dustin and Jamie until I found out that they are ... girls. Now, where did Godwin go...?

Didn't my partner James do great on that eating challenge? The things I could tell you about what he likes to put in his mouth...

If my backpack looks heavy, it's because Rolly Weaver stowed away in there.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by cahaya on 09-18-06 at 09:24 AM
Now, where did Godwin go...?

At the pitstop's internet access station, running another analysis on financial portfolios back at the office.

Oops, it looks like the Chinese internet server is blocking access to some favorite web sites!

You're on the other side of your darkness, while I'm shining a little brighter... yin and yang, opposites attract!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 09:34 AM
Oops, it looks like the Chinese internet server is blocking access to some favorite web sites!

You're not missing anything. I had to turn off my webcam while running the race.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by alec7 on 09-18-06 at 01:03 PM
Dude! I thought we agreed we'd only talk rehab, rehab all the time.



Sorry I fell right at the start

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 01:32 PM
Models cannot live on rehab alone! I think we're allowed to share protein shake recipes with Godwin. Rolly Weaver already gave me his magic milkshake recipe. Lots of protein there!

That's OK. I'll pick you up on the Race just like I picked you up at the bar rehab.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by zipperhead on 09-18-06 at 09:25 AM
I didn't have much to say, anyway....




I declare jihad on you all.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-18-06 at 01:30 PM
Don't go!

Play anyway. Post from Sequesterville. Or be a local. Or whatever.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 09:36 AM
I just want to make it quite clear that James is not taller than I am. He just has higher hair. Otherwise, everything else is proportional.

Take that, Tom and Terry!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by dragonflies on 09-18-06 at 10:55 AM
What can I say?! I mean, sheesh, that car rental thing, gimme a break! Who really rents cars anyway? I certainly don't.

And Rob had better realize that I do know what I'm talking about! I told him those tiles weren't lining up right, but he wanted me to act like a dumb blonde person and just give him the red tiles, when I knew our square looked bigger than the other ones!

And did you see me scale that wall! I was like spider woman! I rock!


talking since before I was born!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 09-18-06 at 05:24 PM
See! She's taking that tone with me again!

Don't you realize, Girl, that I can't think (for myself) until you are quiet. When are you going to learn that you can't control me. I'm a human being, you know. Now which way do you want me to go?



Yeah, she talks too much, but my girl's got game!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 09-18-06 at 11:16 AM
I'll have something to say after I catch my breath. Man, that wall was HARD to climb!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Sahara on 09-18-06 at 02:22 PM
Hey, Karlyn, you do ALL of the talking! I'm feeling pretty invisible over here....

I say that tonight we hide Triatholon girl's leg while she is sleeping. We'll teach her to preboard a plane and take advantage of her handicap!

I think we did pretty well, girlfriend, I am so proud of me you!


See, I DO know how to put a sentence together! Really!



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by CattyChat on 09-18-06 at 05:00 PM
Hey, you two. Don't let my small size, sweet nature & the fact I only have one leg fool you . . . you don't want to mess with me unless you want my prosthetic way up your booty.

By they way, the airline was boarding the smart pretty people first and THAT's why we boarded before you. So, there!


Watch this One-Legged Girl in a Arse-Kicking Contest

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 09-19-06 at 11:06 AM
Says you! You just hide behind that metal leg, missy! See who wins this race. It'll be the four-legged team, thank you very much. Yeah, so you climbed the wall. So did I!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Sahara on 09-20-06 at 07:26 PM
*stands watch as Karlyn drains more fluid from Sarah's prosthetic*



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by byoffer on 09-18-06 at 11:31 AM
We're Team 6!! Hurray!!

Gimme an S!
Gimme an E!
Gimme an X!
Gooo Team Six!!

I hope that you were all paying attention to my driving. It's all about being erect, and I'm not just taking about the Gamecocks. As I learned when forming the pyramid during freshman year (and let me tell you, there were some fresh men) it's all about posture. Have you ever seen anyone sit as erect as me while driving? Heck, I don't even use the back ot the seat.

So far, so much fun. I just love being the hottest girl in the race*.


*this may or may not be an attempt to start a cat fight with Kandice.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 09-18-06 at 11:51 AM
Brag it up, girlie! Me and my girl have single mom power! You go ahead and flirt with the cute guys and we'll just move on past you.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by pinksparkleguitar on 09-18-06 at 12:00 PM
*clap clap clapclapclapcalp clapclapclapclap Let's go!
clap clap clapclapclapcalp clapclapclapclap Let's go!*

I would just like to point out that I am a bruen . . .brewne . . . brown-haired person, which makes our team 50% smarter than that team of Miss USA people.



Yeah, we're from USC . . .well, not that one. . .

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-18-06 at 12:22 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 12:24 PM (EST)

Miss Sue! *clap clap*
Miss Sue! *clap clap*
Miss Sue from Alabama
Sittin' in her rocker
Eatin' Betty Crocker
Watchin' the clock go

Tick...tock
Tick tock shawalawala
Tick...tock
Tick tock shawalawala

ABCDEFG
Wipe those cooties off of me
Moonshine, moonshine, moonshine
Freeze!

~ Seana's 7-year-old daughter and her little friend

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 01:14 PM
Hey girl! It was great hanging out with you. Who knew two queens from Queens would beat you at cheerleading? I thought you were supposed to be good. At least you look darling in those out-fits! Wooo!!
clap clap clap-clap-clap clap-clap-clap-CLAP "Beat you!"

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by pinksparkleguitar on 09-18-06 at 02:20 PM
Hey Ter-Bear! (Do you mind if I call you that? I know we just met and all, but I thought it was cute!) We should totally form an ali . . . ally . . . alie . . .and agreement that we'll help each other out.

Who wouldn't want to watch a finale between your team and mine? We're all the prettiest girls on reality TV!



I'm a Fighting Gamecock, Y'all!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 03:49 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 03:50 PM (EST)

You can call me Ter-Bear. I'm sure I can think of a name for you.

You're right. We ARE the prettiest girls. Those plastic Miss Americas are no match for us!

We should totally form an alliance, girl! We'll help you out with brains, and you can help us out by hooking us up with the boy models. They're fffffancy!

*Slowly crosses Jamie's name off the Christmas Card List*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by emydi on 09-18-06 at 03:06 PM
Girlfriend, how do you get your teeth so white...


I think I have bigger oobies than you!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by byoffer on 09-18-06 at 04:27 PM
how do you get your teeth so white

*clap clap-clap*

Gimme a T!
Gimme a U!
Gimme a Th-Brush!

*high leg-kick*


Yes, but mine are real...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by emydi on 09-18-06 at 11:42 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 11:44 AM (EST)

I'll be Tom of Tom and Jerry

where's my siggie?!?


We can do it yes we can we can we can do it we have a plan!!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-18-06 at 12:19 PM
Dude! I was so impressed by your agility.

Not favourably, but still impressed

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by emydi on 09-18-06 at 12:23 PM
Shut up,u minx, my ankle was twisted! We're friendly but the others wont' be getting our 12 page Christmas letter updating all of our friends on our adventure!!

WE can do it yes we CAN!!

Those cheerleaders are nice for like make up tips but they just don't have the equipment...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 12:56 PM

I like that cheer, hon!! Like I said, you just had to be straight to climb that wall. Get straight, get straight!.....Lordy, how did I make it up there?

And you're so right! This is a game after all. Un jeu fantastique, if you will. Let's dance!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by emydi on 09-18-06 at 02:26 PM
I know! Always FORWARD never STRAIGHT!!



oh why oh why can't your name be Jerry...it would be so cute on Halloween....our high holiday!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 12:46 PM
Hello, Beautiful People! jumps up and down and does some dancing We are so excited to be here!!! I thought I was the calm one, but I'm just not the loser one!

Tom, honey, didn't we look great on our intro? Not only are we homosexuals, we're METROsexuals! I love getting manicures! Watch out Brad Pitt. Btw, Brad, thanks for the whole gay marriage support thing!

It was fab hanging out with the cheerleaders. Clap clap clap-clap-clap clap-clap-clap-CLAP-"We're Gay!" Wooo! Spirit Fingers!!

Wasn't that detour fun? I don't know why we had so much trouble with the balls, but we did. Eventually we both got our balls. Hurray!!

And, honey, good job climbing up the wall. All you had to do was get straight! Good job! Er, what? Anyway, I do have one thing to say. Please don't whine so much. We're here to have the adventure of a lifetime. But no Christmas cards--it is a race, after all.

Tom, honey, we were number 8! does some moves I learned at a circuit party Wooo! This is going to be fun!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by alec7 on 09-18-06 at 12:53 PM
You may be "friendly", but inside each of us is a fire. Plus I have such confidence in Tyler to help me keep my hair high.

Our hair totally beats your hair.



Fish Heads Fish Heads Rolly Poly Fish Heads

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 01:00 PM
Our hair does beat their hair --- what little of it they have left!

And I'm right here to keep your hair at full attention. Your hair and whatever else...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 01:05 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 04:53 PM (EST)

MMM HMMM, you bet we'll be friendly to your closeted selves. Just so you know, Tom and I have an open relationship. My boyfriend is cute in his way, but after all, he is sorta a loser.

And you're right, you do have better hair. It's because you're METROSexuals, just like us! We didn't get to talk much in the first leg, but we'll be seeing you round. Tyler's the funny one, but you're the smart one, I can tell.

No offense to the real Tom and Terry, nor a reflection of their sexual relationship

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 01:26 PM
Tyler's the funny one, but you're the smart one, I can tell.

I think I should be offended. This reminds me of that one time at rehab when we were doing confidence exercises in group therapy and somebody said something that didn't boost my confidence. Was that you? I was in such a haze at the time that I can't remember...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 01:02 PM
Ummm, Terry, I'm a bigger metrosexual than you are. In fact, I'm a bigger anything than you are.

Nice hair... *snort*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 01:08 PM
Looks Tyler up and down Yes, I can see that.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 01:29 PM
James! Here's another incentive to stay at the head of the pack. Tom and Terry are going to be chasing after us the whole way!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by alec7 on 09-18-06 at 02:26 PM
They'll never catch us if they keep telling each other to go straight.



Forward!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by emydi on 09-18-06 at 02:30 PM
mmmm, just how delicious you are!!

Anytime you want to do the pedicure thing, I'm your man!




"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-18-06 at 02:36 PM
Ummm, the only way you're ever getting anywhere near my feet is if you win the Race and the cash by some bizarre twist of fate.

James does all my pedicures, thankyouverymuch.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by emydi on 09-18-06 at 03:03 PM
Darlin, James isn't old enough to know how to tie his shoes...



I can teach you so much....

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 03:40 PM
That, or a drunken night when your "girlfriend" is out of town.

Let's get'em, Tom, honey!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by alec7 on 09-18-06 at 05:09 PM
Who you calling "girlfriend", girlfriend? Just because I'm working the heroin chic look doesn't mean I'm not manly.



Watch out for Blue Steel!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-18-06 at 01:03 PM
Oh Arti, there goes our big adventure. At least we had some fun seeing China. Now let's get started on that family!


Max Headroom? Yes, he's a bonehead.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-18-06 at 01:31 PM
Don't you go either.

Have I said often enough that I started playing this game by posting as food?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-19-06 at 09:06 AM
I might be persuaded to stick around if you make me a siggie as "Taxi Driver"...


After all, this is my favorite game, right??

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-19-06 at 11:43 AM
I decided not to go with the obvious "You lookin' at me?"

The quote is courtesy of IMDB and the TV show, Taxi.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by CouchTater on 09-18-06 at 07:32 PM
Oh I know Vipul. What a bummer. But you rocked baby and I love you for telling the world how beautiful you think I am. *smooch*

Well, at least we'll have some company with the Muslims. They seemed rather nice. And now that we are in sequesterville, we will have lots of time to start that family. I guess having the world adventure wasn't in the cards.



How could this have happened? We are the nicest people here.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-20-06 at 09:45 AM
* waves fist *

Wall!


Gotta get this thing warmed up, ok?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Lasann on 09-18-06 at 01:35 PM
Did you see my dad scale that wall!!! I was sooooooo proud of him (wipes tears). You see, we haven't been getting along too well lately. In case you don't know I'm a lesbian and my dad has refused to hug me for, well, ever. He was afraid of, well I'm not sure what he was fearful of.

I'm athletic, my dad just said. Well, duh, if he had been paying attention he'd have know that. Anyway, I'm sooooo happy that we are bonding. And I'm so happy *squeal* that our heart-wrenching, family trials has gotten us into this game. We'd have never made it on this show if I wasn't, if I hadn't, if he woulda . . . well now MY daddy is the greatest! His little girl is going to make him proud!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-18-06 at 04:02 PM
Honey, of course you're athletic. Aren't you a gym teacher?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Lasann on 09-19-06 at 09:10 AM
No I'm a language and speech pathologist, thank you very much.

I help wee little ones learn to talk.

Where's daddy, has he run out on me again?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Peetah on 09-19-06 at 11:56 AM
MmmHmm...Sorry, all the lesbians I know are gym teachers, carpenters, or golf pros. Didn't realize ya were so special. Stick with us, honey, we'll turn your dad around, ifyaknowwhatimean.

jest kidding!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by mikey on 09-20-06 at 12:51 PM
>
>Where's daddy, has he run out
>on me again?
>
Daddy's right here, Lauren. Sorry I'm so late getting to this board this week -- it just takes me a while to get over my disappointment with you before I can talk to you again. But I'm so proud of you this leg. Except for that one thing about you that I'm still disappointed in you about -- your haircut .

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Lasann on 09-20-06 at 12:58 PM
My haircut. I have it long to school you about us lipstick lesbians. Gooossshhh Daddy!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by mikey on 09-19-06 at 04:34 PM
Lauren -- That Miss America team that wanted to know if we were a couple? How about I hook up with Miss New York and you take Miss California?

This father/daughter bonding thing just may work out.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Lasann on 09-20-06 at 12:59 PM
A double date! *jumps up and down* Oh goody!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by CattyChat on 09-18-06 at 01:52 PM
Well, Allah be darned, I never expected to be Philiminated before the first pit stop. What a bummer. I don't understand it, as my partner Sa'eed and I made sure to get in all our prayers and avoid the evil handshakes and all.

Well, I guess we won't be displaying the virtues of Islam to all the infidels through this race and proving that Muslims are good people who can kick butt at challenges.

Hmm, where did we go wrong, Sa'eed?? We are such good friends, that we should have made it to the next round. We would have laid those bricks fast and scurried up that wall as though there were 10,000 virgins up top waiting for us.

Well, at least I didn't get my robe dirty. I'm wondering, though, if this isn't a conspiracy to keep good stereotypes of Muslims away from the public's eye . . . propaganda, I tell you!! Think about it, first the Muslims, then the Indians . . . hmmmmmmmmm.



Who's your Abu?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by zipperhead on 09-19-06 at 11:25 AM
I'm sure it had nothing to do with us stopping to pray five times a day.

More likely it was our fault for not being able to figure out where Mecca was the last time. Allah has punished us for bowing towards Australia!

Now, we must seek atonement by sabotaging the others so that no one wins this Race.


I declare jihad on all of you. Especially Phil, you smug bastard. Jihad on you, jihad on your family, jihad on your golf equipment....

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by popeave on 09-18-06 at 02:57 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 04:59 PM (EST)

SARAH,YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLE! DON'T YOU STOP AND JUST KEEP ON DOING YOUR THING! YOU CAN UNLEASH YOUR INNER STRENGTH AND OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE THAT LIFE CAN THROW AT YOU! THERE'S NO WAY ANYTHING CAN GET IN YOUR WAY. IF YOU ARE EVER UNSURE WHERE TO STEP OR HOW TO APPROACH A CHALLENGE OR WHAT TO THINK, I WILL TELL YOU!

And don't worry about losing that hydraulic fluid from your leg. At the pitstop I'm sure I'll find a way to pump some extra fluid in. Remember how you said in our intro that because of my expertise with prosthetics I can take care of you the way no other man can? *wink*

And Bama Mamas - Don't worry about how I micromanage my partner. We are successful for a reason! And I'll have to turn down your offer to kiss your behind, even though it'll be a hard target to miss. Maybe the next time you're getting on an airplane, you could ask for pre-boarding because it will take you so long to wedge you butts into the seats!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by CattyChat on 09-18-06 at 05:05 PM
Thanks for all the cheering & support, Peter. I don't know what I would have done without you.

That was an exhausting first leg & I am SO ready for one of your specialty lube jobs, Petey!


Who's My Leg Man???

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by cahaya on 09-18-06 at 07:25 PM
That was an exhausting first leg

*laugh* Good pun, sweety.

Wow, you actually climbed the Wall of China! We didn't think you could do it. Amazing!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by CouchTater on 09-19-06 at 09:47 AM
Here I am. Let's kick some arse! Literally.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 09-19-06 at 11:15 AM
Ironman....does that refer to your tongue? Do you ever stop talking? Too bad you're so strong you have to rely on your girlfriend's disability to get ahead.

And we're not fat, we're pleasantly plump. You know that extra weight is a sign of wealth? (I do believe that's a sign that we'll be winning the mil) Toothpick people like you and all the other toothpicks in this race are just unhealthy. We hit a superleg and you all will be fainting while me and my girl will be cruising along with all the strength and endurance we need.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Molaholic on 09-18-06 at 03:31 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 04:19 PM (EST)

Welcome to China!

Tyler and James -- so stong and vital! You gobbled fish eyes like they were candy, laid bricks like a member of the Masons and then flew like pidgeons up the Wall. Congratulations on that $20K (and yes, it is OK to tip the Native Greeter)

We're so happy that somebody cleared up the confusion. Some taxi drivers would have driven you to the Great Wall of Cleveland.

We must say, that it was most regrettable to have to say so-long to the Karma Kids. But then, you two must have been really bad in your previous lives to get such bad luck -- going to the wrong resturant so many times, getting rotten taxi drivers, ect. ect. ect. Maybe sometime in another future life you will be granted riches. But not this time 'round.

We're so sad that we didn't get to greet Bilal and Sa'eed. But be glad that the 'surprise' that was first talked about in pre-production meetings (the secret is out -- Native Greeters are part of EPBvMs crew) was to have the last team to the Forbidden City beheaded with one of those nasty lances the guards were wielding. But we had sponsorship issues, so decided to make it the non-pitstop elimination.

In case you didn't notice, we did have our twin sister next to me. She is often ignored and is used to it, so shed no tears.


edited to fix ugly stuff



Not only ubiquitious, but superfluous, too!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by mrc on 09-18-06 at 04:49 PM
I didn't putt in an appearance this time, but I have it on good authority that my dimples will be showing in an upcoming episode.

What is Phil's golf equipment?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by CouchTater on 09-18-06 at 08:00 PM
I would just like to say that there should be a union for us. Do you people realize how hard I have to work???? Up and down and up and down and running and the constant wear and tear, it's killing me.

And now what? I'm loosing Hydraulic fluid??? This chicky Sarah and her "boyfriend" Peter, who actually installed me should have known that that could happen. Now what, I'm gonna rust out? Geeze we C-Legs have rights too.

Oh and If I have to hear one more time "I can do it, I have the power, I am amazing, I am one with the leg," from Sarah, I'm gonna blow and computer chip!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Seana on 09-18-06 at 10:05 PM

From The Six Million Dollar Man:
Narrator:“Steve Austin: astronaut. A man barely alive.”
Oscar Goldman: “Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster.”

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by beau_30 on 09-18-06 at 10:48 PM
Yea Kandice, wait Am I kandice or am I dustin. Geez, who has the brains in this relationship i mean friendship, oops don't want to slip. Well anyways like it was fun not showing us climb that wall wasn't it. We just flashed the prodcuers and bam we were on the top like a genie did it. Oh hey wheres John's I means Scotts Genie when we need him. Oh shucks. There I go again rambling. Lets win this race shall we. An All Female TRIO in the finale, us, the queens, and the other queens, win this race. YEA.


Blondes have Feelings as well
I would like to stop the world population, save the enviroment, and stop world hungry... oh wait this is the wrong competition.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by bystander on 09-19-06 at 10:39 AM
*borrows brain back from Kandice*

Yea Kandice, wait Am I kandice or am I dustin. Geez, who has the brains in this relationship i mean friendship, oops don't want to slip. Well anyways like it was fun not showing us climb that wall wasn't it. We just flashed the producers and bam we were on the top like a genie did it.

*Smacks Head*

Whoops, it's like deja vu all over again.

*Smacks Head*

There we go. All better now. The brain was on the Kandice track instead of the Dustin track. Anyhoo...I'm so glad that Kandice and I (we're Miss USA contestants you know, I'm miss California and she's Miss New York) could bless the rest of this race with our beauty. Afterall, we've been sharing our beauty with the good old U S of A for sometime now as beauty contestants (I'm miss California ya know?).

Hey Kandice, I think those cheerleaders have been Marsha Brady'd in the face with a football one to many times. They think they are the most beautiful racers. Everyone knows the truth, its US! Hehehehehe.

*perky smile, wiggles cute a$$ for the camera*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by beau_30 on 09-19-06 at 11:08 AM
*uses brian on Kandice track*
Wow I know, are cute a$$ got us into 4th place, and even though were stuck in 8th place for a while we managed to come back. Next week how about we make out with the producer.

Blondes have Feelings as well
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by warp_core breach on 09-19-06 at 00:24 AM
I jeest want y'all to know that me and the little woman here's jeest glad to be in this here race. Can't believe that we's racing with the likes of 'em models, beeuty queens, h'mosexals and my-nor-tees. I ain't been outta the coal mine since I left McDonalds. Well I did leave the coal mine sometimes to have sexal ree-lay-sions with my old lady and the little woman here's nevr left the house since I got her knocked up.

Since I didn't see alot of the show, I have no idea what kind of dude this guy is! And I apologize in advance... my redneck is a little rusty... oh, it just plain sucks!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by Denalio on 09-20-06 at 02:35 AM
Oh Thar you are! I need ter foller my man. We'un did ourselves proud tah-day! I really enjoy'd eating them McFishEyeballs. Yum Yum. We had those jus' last week with the possum stew, but the Chinese do have a yoo-neek way ah pre-parin' them that Ah trooly enjoy'd. At McDonalds, we jus' deep fried 'em like ev'rythang else.

And Ah am so proud ah us, how we wuz climbin up that thar wall.
We may not be the purdiest racers, but we aim to win this here Survivin' contest. When do we all get to vote? *looks around for a torch*

I know my man gonna be respectin' me for my part on the show. And I can't barely wait for seeing stuff like the Eye-full tower. I wonder what kinda Eye-full it is. Yeeee Hawww!! I am so excited. I larned me some phrases to he'p us in other contries like if'n we end up in Furrin' lands like Canada or England or even New Jersey or Cally-forneeya.


We gots three kids. Our son Darrell, then Daryl (she's the girl) and our other son, Darrell


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by tvgeek401 on 09-19-06 at 02:19 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-06 AT 02:19 PM (EST)

Wahoo! My meathead chinese brother and I are excited to be here on the race.

*static*


My tv and vcr got into a fight on Sunday night, so I didn't see most of the show. I'll have to go read the summary and make up something from there.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by cahaya on 09-19-06 at 09:51 PM
My freaky kimchee munching Korean brother always has trouble with gadgets. And Gidgets.


Foo dogs by Tribe

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Posted by foonermints on 09-20-06 at 11:27 PM
Want to know why all you Turkeys had problems with your planes, automobiles, taxis and rickshaws? 'Cause I wasn't around! Maybe I'll show up later if they offer me enough placement plugs. In the meantime, I'm self explanatory..


Besides, in honor of Frisky, it's pantless Wednesday.