... how a big heavy like Ralphie is dating a *BABE* like his girlfriend??!?!?!?!I have to agree with Vos... how is it that he, not to mention your Iron Dawg here, don't have babes like that on our arms?!?! Does Big Ralphie have money that we don't know about? Or does he just have the *ahem* equipment to satisfy and please the lady?!?!
Yes, this is all meant in humor.
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
you shallow Dawg.don't you know it's what's on the inside that counts?
apparently, he must have eaten a few nobel prize winners and some millionaires.
~ cq
- i may be an butt hole but at least i'm not fat.
don't you know it's what's on the inside that counts?You might be right... Ralphie sure has a LOT of "inside" to love.
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Dawg, he must make her laugh... and apparently for this girl, that's not just a line!Seriously, that guy's so huge with apparently so many folds, I'm not sure I want to imagine anything more about that relationship.
-SB
I don't get it. With his "physique" and his white homey wannabe schtick I have no clue why someone like that would be with him. Enjoy it while you can Ralphie, because she won't be around for long. Actually, neither will you - just ask John Candy or Chris Farley.
"How fascinating for you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm due to make a deposit at the local savings and litter box."
No kiddin - he is the poster boy for obesity.
It's awful, I mean Ruben Studdard is huge, but he's not so messy like Ralphie. Why doesn't Ralphie get some pants that don't show off his "Belly Overlap" and maybe some 205 shirts?
What equipment? He can't find it under all that fat!
If they would just show a profile shot of Ralphie, you would see that he has a very long...nose and a buldging wallet. Also a large investment in Burger King.
Very True.It's just a disgusting image. Thanks a lot.
There's A LOT of overlap there, and it is all clearly on display no matter what he wears.
He's way beyond having rolls, it's an entire bakery in there. Come to think of it, it may be more literal a phrase than metaphorical.
I really expected a fat little woman to walk in the door when they said his girlfriend was coming to the party. What a surprise!Maybe he's a good cook and she appreciates him for that!
Silvergirl
