I shamelessly watched parts of the first two shows and all of the Miami segment. That was enough.

1. Simon probably has the hots for her, and she for him, so is this some kind of ego trip?
2. She’s pretty and sweet, but at the end of the year you’ll probably walk out with a lot less then you thought.
3. All of her choices so far have been odd if not weird.
4. Can you imagine having sex with her knowing that the blonde from hell will get a detailed play-by-play.

The milquetoast babe from Michigan has had her 15 minutes. Time to wave goodbye.