10. Buy season tickets for his 50 friends.
9. Crash the Laker's weight room.
8. Offer to help Shaq develop his abs.
7. Stare down Phil Jackson.
6. Threaten Kobe if he threatens "his girl".
5. Wear cut-off tee shirts to show his abs.
4. Pout if other men look at Amy.
3. Take off his shirt to show his abs.
2. Tell the press that Shaq is intimidated by him.and the number one thing Zack would do if Amy was a Laker Cheerleader:
1. Show his abs on the scoreboard screen.
11. Tell the security guard he should be able to sit next to Jack Nicholson because he's "got lawyer in him".
PLEASE SEND THAT TO LETTERMAN OR JAY FOR THEIR TOP 10.I JUST KNOW IT WOULD AIR!
hilarious! thanks for the laugh........
Zack is such a head case!! Keith has MUCH better abs than Zack. Zack is gross. And a pig for hooking up with all of these girls at the begining of the show, gee i wonder if Amy knows?
I hated zack so much. his mom should have left him at the store.
I'd like to rap that headband around his neck!
Awesome list!12: Buy a season ticket for his abs