Rich with rumours
Is Joe Millionaire really a poor ol' boy?
By BILL BRIOUX -- Toronto SunHOLLYWOOD -- "I'm just a 28-year-old trying to find myself."
So says Evan Marriott -- aka Joe Millionaire -- the tousle-haired, beefcake bachelor who is at the centre of the hit Fox reality dating series.
It returns tonight at 9 p.m.
The premise is simple: Twenty women date a good-looking dude who appears to be the lord and master of a wealthy European estate. On the Feb. 17 finale, he'll reveal to some clueless gal who thinks she's hit the jackpot that he's really just a $19,000-a-year construction worker. Suckers!
The point, as Marriott says in the promos, is to find out if the babes are really going out with him or just his wallet.
The 6-foot-5, 210-lb Marriott seemed pretty at ease with reporters Saturday even though he claimed not to care for the limelight much. This Joe Millionaire gig is just a lark, just like his brief soap opera stint and that underwear modeling he once did.
Pictures of Marriott looking more Joe Boxer than Joe Millionaire are all over the Internet.
"Hey, my mom's seen me in my birthday suit," says Mr. nothing-to-hide.
Still, the dude also auditioned for Big Brother and filled out an application for Survivor: Thailand, so this 'TV's not for me' bit seemed as fake as the premise for the Joe Millionaire series.
There have been rumours down here on the tour that there's another big twist waiting at the conclusion of this series. Is Marriott really rich after all? Is Fox lying to viewers as well as the women on the show?
"Stay tuned," says Fox president Gail Berman. She insists that he is a $19,000-a-year construction worker, although she never said anything about his overall net worth.
Marriott claims he's not getting rich from doing this show. Besides a nice trip to Europe and the attention of 20 vapid-but-leggy bimbos, he claims he's only getting expenses for doing the series, as well as a few debts cleared up back home.
As for rumours of some hidden bank account, Marriott says he only has about $500 in the bank and really was on a back hoe eight months ago. "Now he's back of a 'Ho," said the critic sitting next to me. (It's nice to meet folks who are even more cynical than I am.)
About that nineteen grand. Marriott says he worked three months last year at the California union rate of $29.54 an hour, but the rest of the year he just worked off and on for peanuts back in his home state of Virginia.
He's never been married and never been engaged. "If I thought there was any scandal in my life, I wouldn't have done this show to begin with," he says.
Marriott didn't go to college, quit a military academy his junior year and admitted rather sheepishly that he didn't even graduate from high school. "I didn't like school period," he says. "I always just wanted to stare out the window."
As for that rumour that he's an heir to the Marriott Hotel family fortune, forget it. He says his father had to sell the family car in 1970 to put a down payment on a modest house back in Virginia. Even then, they could only swing the deal with the help of his godfather.
"My mother painted sweats to put food on our table," he says. "I had Ralph Lauren clothes but they were bought at (U.S. discount house) T.J. Moss."
After this show winds up, Marriott has no plans, but hopes to host his own construction series someday. None of this pansy Bob Vila, This Old House stuff, though. Marriott's talking girders and beams. "Real men don't nail trim," says Marriott.
I think we all know what they do nail. This job is getting way too easy.