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"Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Canada Girl on 01-27-03 at 09:27 PM
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on reality TV. The subtitles of Evan's makeout session were hilarious, especially the insinuation of what was going on:
"Mmmm"
"Mwah"
"Slurp"
"mmmm"
"Slurp"
"mmmm"
"gulp"

GULP! They said gulp on TV. Waaaaaaaa HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Oh...gasp... too funny.

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"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by AMAI on 01-27-03 at 10:09 PM
That was hilarious!!. Unh, slurp, mmm, slurp, unh, smack, slurp mwah smack

heehee

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Lisapooh on 01-27-03 at 11:02 PM
That was tooo funny! I loved it when Evan later said they "bonded". I was like well yeah dude - that stuff is sticky!


"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Canada Girl on 01-27-03 at 11:10 PM
Hee hee, my husband also pointed out that she was wiping her mouth off as they entered the house.

Ah, bonding...

"Batman"
Posted by s_man on 01-27-03 at 11:16 PM
At one point, I thought I was watching the 70's Batman:

Smack
uuuugh
Smack
mmmmm uuuhhh

"RE: Batman"
Posted by Loree on 01-28-03 at 00:04 AM
That's what I was thinking too. LOL!

Well it worked. Sarah got her ruby necklace. I'm scared to think what she will do next week.

"RE: Batman"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-29-03 at 06:46 AM
>That's what I was thinking too.
> LOL!
>
>Well it worked. Sarah got
>her ruby necklace. I'm
>scared to think what she
>will do next week.

Well, if things keep going the way they're going, she'll be getting another pearl necklace.


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"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Asrai on 01-28-03 at 00:06 AM
My sides still hurt from all the laughing! I rolled so hard, I think I squished my puppy who was sleeping on the couch with me! CG, you said it, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen on reality TV.

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Ashmo on 01-28-03 at 00:13 AM
I was starting to think they were doing more than kissing. Especially with all the "shhhhh" and the "slurp".

I don't know, but I don't think I'd be able to shhh someone while I was kissing them.

But yeah, that was hilarious.....still laughing.

Ashmo

"Kimmel!"
Posted by Canada Girl on 01-28-03 at 02:18 AM
I was telling a friend about it as we watched Jimmy Kimmel Live and he (Kimmel) replayed the slurp and gulp part as well as her saying "It's better if you're lying down".

Even funnier the second time!

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 01-28-03 at 08:15 AM
I was stunned!! LOL too much. The editing was great, the subtitles were amazing. I think I sat in shock and when it was over burst out laughing. ( was also checking over my shoulder to make sure the kid wasn't watching)

I so hope she was watching the show with her parents ( and grandparents, and the people she works with, and her new boyfriend)

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 01-28-03 at 08:58 AM
That was hilarious, so campy and tongue in cheek, loved it. That and the Zora Disney date.


"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Q on 01-28-03 at 09:01 AM
It was so funny. I mean why did they bother. This show is starting to get out of control. And I mean that in a good way. Fox is not pulling much off the air are they.

Marge Simpson: "You know Fox turned into a hard-core porn channel sooooooo gradually, I barely even noticed."

HE HE, its true.


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"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Bebo on 01-28-03 at 09:11 AM
FUNNIEST.EPISODE.EVER.

I almost fell off the couch, I was laughing so hard. Bravo to the producers for not taking things seriously. Those subtitles were an absolute scream.



Royalty, shmoyalty...EVIL rules!

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Spidey on 01-28-03 at 09:17 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-03 AT 09:17 AM (EST)

This was absolutely the funniest thing I have ever seen on tv. I was cracking up the whole time.

Who gets to do the summary for this one? It's a frickin gold mine!



An IceCat Original, 2002

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-28-03 at 09:38 AM
That would be Fester, and you know he'll find a way to totally nail this one. I would have loved to have a crack at summarizing this thing!

Funnier than anything else they could have done -- I'm glad they didn't stoop to simply closing the camera on them and getting a closeup look at what they were doing... no, having these subtitles were way funnier.


"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Cin on 01-28-03 at 09:22 AM
Ok that was just great! The subtitles made the show tonight, as did the Zora Disney date. When they cut to pictures of the bunnies and stuff I lost it. What a great frelling show!

Cin

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 01-28-03 at 09:48 AM
LMAO! DH & I were laughing so much at this one. I too thought I was watching an episode of Batman. I said to DH that whoever gets to do the summary on this show has it made. Way too funny. The Zora date was too much. How cheezy! (*waves to Wheezy*) Funny stuff. An even better show cause MoJo got the boot WOOHOO!!! We should have Gufu awards for this one. She'd win hands down for showing Evan her album with the check for a million $ written to herself.

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by samboohoo on 01-28-03 at 09:59 AM
The only subtitle missing was, "Who's Your Daddy?, Who's Your Daddy?"
"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Bebo on 01-28-03 at 10:56 AM
I didn't see any "Oh baby, oh baby" ones either.


Royalty, shmoyalty...EVIL rules!

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by SurvivorOverlord on 01-28-03 at 02:58 PM
I was waiting for "uh....uh......aaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggggggggggg" followed by the sound of a zippo lighter!

It was too damn funny!

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Swami on 01-28-03 at 10:18 AM
Oh crap, I had to go to a stupid neighbourhood meeting and missed the best ep yet! Did they say they were going to rerun it on Thursday? I sure hope so; they had an "encore" showing for the first 3 eps. Anyone? Did they mention an encore?

Swami


"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Spidey on 01-28-03 at 11:16 AM
I do beleive it is being re-aired on Thursday. Don't miss it!

An IceCat Original, 2002

"taped"
Posted by sorgee on 01-28-03 at 01:05 PM
never fear, if they don't play an encore, i taped it and i would be willing to send it once mr. sorgee watches it.
"RE: taped"
Posted by Swami on 01-28-03 at 05:44 PM
Thanks so much, sorgee!

I'm hoping our local Fox affiliate carries the repeat. If not, I'll be sending you despirate emails!

Swami
Thinks sorgee is the greatest.


"Slurp!"
Posted by dajaki on 01-28-03 at 10:42 AM
What a hilarious episode. I taped it last night and watched it this a.m. while the household was sleeping. Finally, the editing crew didn't disappoint! Other favorites: Patty and Selma (oops! Melissa and Sarah) chain-smoking critiques, Sarah's "I hate this, I hate this," as hostess Alex walks out.
"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by VA Slim on 01-28-03 at 12:47 PM
I still can't stop laughing! As the subtitles came on the screen I sat there saying to myself, "I can't believe that I'm seeing this." Of course, when the last "gulp" was displayed, I roared! Off topic, this is the second time in 4 days that I've had the same reaction - "Did I hear (see) what I thought I heard (saw)" - I'm refering to the most recent episode of Coupling. This was the "split screen" episode shown on BBC America. The ending was sooo funny that I literally fell off the couch!
"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by Bebo on 01-30-03 at 12:22 PM
>I still can't stop laughing! As the subtitles came on the
>screen I sat there saying to myself, "I can't believe
>that I'm seeing this."

Mr. Bebo was telling me about Regis and Kelly making fun of the show and talking about "slurp" subtitles. He thought they were making it up - you should have seen his face when I told him it really happened!


Royalty, shmoyalty...EVIL rules!

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by L82LIFE on 01-28-03 at 01:26 PM
Dang that was funny! Mr. L8 was starting to snooze in his chair, and my laughter woke him up. Once he saw what I was laughing about, he woke up quickly and was soon cracking up with me!

The Disney scene with Zora was also pretty funny. This show makes fun of Joe, the girls and itself. That's why it's so good.

I also loved when Paul was talking about next week's show and the private jet to the Riviera and said, "Oh, Heidi would have loved that." I was dying!LOL


"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by SurvivorOverlord on 01-28-03 at 03:03 PM
Yeah, I caught the Heidi crack by Paul at the end too...in fact I think I spewed ice tea all over my couch by laughing so hard............you gotta love a show that doesn't even take itself seriously!
"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by AMAI on 01-28-03 at 06:57 PM
The thought occurs - given what PepeLePew said - that this would be a great episode to have a Recap-A-Thon.

Anyone who wants to, writes and posts a recap, as if it were a competition, just to get all the different attitudes and takes and approaches and such.

Think of all the extra laughing we could all do. Just an idea...

What about the "cooking date" with Melissa? "What's garlic?" LOL!

Ya'll know I'm a recap-a-holic, right?

"RE: Joe Makeout Subtitles!"
Posted by MellowYellow on 01-30-03 at 02:48 AM
Stupid and Stupider Cooking Show!

Melissa: is that garlic?
Evan: it's onion.

Wrong! It's shallots!

This was funny editing. Along with Melissa wanting to take all her money, to a third world country, bathe their babies and give them shots, because she's a mercenary kind of person, that's just her!

"Gulp!"
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 01-28-03 at 07:41 PM
To quote Meg Ryan's character Sally in "When Harry Met Sally" -

YES, YES, YES!

Funny stuff, CG!

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