"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
This was SUPPOSED to be the finale tonight? What happened? Who knew about this ahead of time and didn't tell ME?!?Discuss.
Ashmo
Uh, it's been known for weeks that the finale was next week.
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
*slaps forehead*Well, I didn't know. Geeze, thats what I get for not checking, and just figuring 2 left=finale. Don't feel bad Ashlee, I was plenty annoyed too.
"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly" - Mr. Krabs
Good, I'm not the only one. Thanks for being there in the clue-less area with me, true.
Count me and 3 co-workers in on the clueless bandwagon as well. Effing Fox bait and switch.
Is our children learning?
Me too...a wasted hour of my life. I kept waiting for something interesting to happen and instead got a bunch of recrap.(Glad to know I'm not the only one they duped.)
>Me too...a wasted hour of my life. I kept waiting for something interesting to happen and instead got a bunch of recrap.
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>(Glad to know I'm not the only one they duped.)Far from it:
LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - Fast National ratings for Monday, Feb. 10, 2003
Very little happened on Monday's penultimate episode of "Joe Millionaire," but more than 23 million people watched anyway, giving FOX a prime-time ratings win.
It's on the news page... "Aftermath" sounds possibly interesting too
I was bummed too...I thought we might at least know who he picked this week and get all the "you lying SOB comments from all the ho's next week.But at least we now know that there is a big twist at the end!
"It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-03 AT 05:07 AM (EST)Can you say RATINGS WEEK?
Monday night 2/10/2003 would be first day of a two week ratings war. I mean WAR. Looks like Bush is right on time. As well.
Edited to add "AS WELL"
What, you didn't get my memo about this?Well, I knew it wasn't the finale, but I wasn't expecting a re-crap episode. All this show did is re-iterate what we've already seen about Sarah and Zora.
Alex McLeod got her one shot in the opening scene. Probably for two reasons: 1) Paul the butler was nowhere around and 2) her normal spot at the end wasn't going to be shown because there was no ceremony. At least we see what Alex has been doing all this time.
My only question is "What in the hell are they going to do for TWO freakin' hours?!?!?!"
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
My only question is "What in the hell are they going to do for TWO freakin' hours?!?!?!"They are going to bring back all the b*tches back so that we can listen to them b*tch LOL
My only question is "What in the hell are they going to do for TWO freakin' hours?!?!?!"The extra hour will consist of:
--20 minutes of new commercials (hey, now that the show is so popular it is well worth their effort to throw in a little more footage so they can rake in the big, new bucks)
--15 minutes of cast-off whores bitching at Even for callously lying to them about the money, not that money is important to them.
--10 minutes of Joe with his mouth hanging open
--10 minutes of Paul drinking cognac and pontificating
--5 minutes of lip licking
--5 minutes of hair swinging
I think I'm over 60 minutes already. I may just taping this one & watch on tape so I can FF through all the dang commercials.
Swami
I thought the finale was last night too dammit!
I stayed up for that!!! I thought it was supposed to be the finale too, especially since all they did was rehash for 45 minutes.
I hate them all!!How many times did we see shots of Evan with his mouth hanging open in that vacant way he does? Classic was Sarah saying she wanted a fruity, not too grapey wine, and Evan looked stunned by her brilliance, as if she just solved some complex mathmatical calculation.
I hate that cat that swallowed the canary smile of Sarah's. Her attitude sucks. This girl is expecting the whole lifestyle that money brings. I loved when she said that Evan " isn't really my type, he is too rough around the edges, but that can change". Oh yes Darling, you can teach him how to spend that 50 mil in style. Ho Ho Ho! She thinks she is very special. Oh and what is with the eyebrows!!!
Zora! Can the woman walk without swinging her hair? It just swings, like a pendulum, back and forth, back and forth. Her
hair is alive!I can't wait for next week! I wanna see tears Dammit!! Lots and lots of TEARS!!
Haha Buggy! I was thinking the exact same things.Zora's hair. If she's not running her hands through it, she swings it like a horse tail. I kept expecting to hear her whinny as she walked along. LOL
I agree about Sarah's eyebrows. They're entirely too dark. Right when I was wondering about them, she was shown coloring them in with a brow pencil. ICK, they stand out on her face too much.
Evan is as dumb as a rock.
"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly" - Mr. Krabs
>Zora's hair. If she's not running her hands through it,
>she swings it like a horse tail. I kept expecting to
>hear her whinny as she walked along. LOLLOL... I just may use that analogy in my summary.
>Evan is as dumb as a rock.Hey, let's not insult rocks everywhere. At least we can throw rocks... Evan's too big to throw.
One of my favourite parts of the show was where Sarah and Zora were bitching about Melissa, and Sarah called her a slut. Hello? That's like Hannibal Lecter telling us not to eat hamburger as it's bad for us.
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-03 AT 01:51 PM (EST)And I'm sorry but I've seen offensive linemen with smaller necks than Zora. What is up with the thick-necked freak show?
I'm not gonna mock Sarah and Evan cause really - it's too easy, but I wanted to take one shot at the Disney Princess.
real princesses have dainty necks and moving boobies
real princesses have dainty necks and moving boobiesPooh, hon, I love ya to pieces... but real princesses are usually inbred and retarded. LMAO.
Femme hides.
"I shall no longer play the field; the field stinks, both economically and socially."
>Zora's hair.He he...just read this while enjoying my after-bash cigarette.
I just finished bashing Snora on the Trista/Snora thread because of the way she walks. Stiff as a board. Even the cameraperson noticed, they zoomed right in on her legs. To achieve this straight-legged walk, she has to swing her hips around, which causes her torso to dip drastically from side to side, thus causing her hair to flop back and forth like a horsey!
Maybe that's why he kept her around. All the hair-swingin' has gotten him thinking...he can drag her around by the hair like a true Neanderthal.
I swear Sara's eyebrows have grown larger as the show has progressed. Maybe that was her plan. Hypnotize Evan with her eyebrows.And I think Zora just watched too much of the Brady Bunch as a kid. She has that swinging hair of Jan Brady. LOL!
LOL Buggy. I was thinking the same thing about Zora's hair and Sarah's eyebrows (they scare me!). Her 'brows are way too dark. And she does think that she has this thing locked up. What a HO!Evan does have that Jethro Bodine kind of look on his face most of the time. Sometimes I expect him to break out in song, "If I only had a brain."
This was the WORST episode. I knew next week was the finale, but I thought we'd at least get to see a few more dates, some cat fights between the women, something! Instead, we got to see a recrap show.UGH!
Classic was Sarah saying she wanted a fruity, not too grapey wine, and Evan looked stunned by her brilliance, as if she just solved some complex mathmatical calculation.I thought I heard the departing waiter mutter, "Ah guess Ah cannot sahrv her ze grape juice wee sahrv toureests. Zees Amaireecahns are so sopheesteecated."
My apologies to all who can actually speak (or write, for that matter) with a convincing French accent. The above quote was written under the influence of rum.
BTW, something I've never asked about. . . How can I get a cool sig pic? Spidey, Lisa Pooh and others have me green with envy.
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>BTW, something I've never asked about.
>. . How can I
>get a cool sig pic?
> Spidey, Lisa Pooh and
>others have me green with
>envy.Did you get an answer to your question I want to know too.
Psst. Check here.
Femme
"I shall no longer play the field; the field stinks, both economically and socially."
Even though I knew the finale was next week, this was the Worst. Episode. Ever. for a reality show. What did we get? 2/3 of it was a rehash of previous "dates" and the other 1/3 was "Deep Thoughts" by Joe Doofus.I may sue Fox for that hour of my life back.
<Still hiding my face in shame> Fester
Yes, I will agree this is the worst episode of reality TV in history...at least when others do it they tell us ahead of time that it is re-crap so we can spend our valuable time doing other things.....like watching WWE Raw or clipping my toe nails!Hey Fester, let's make it a class action suit!!! Count me in!!
"It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy
>Hey Fester, let's make it a class action suit!!! Count me in!!I'm in too. We got, what, 6 minutes of original non-Paul footage? A horrible waste of time of which Fox should be ashamed - but probably isn't.
ok. i probably shouldn't admit this on a public board, but last night the show was sssooooooooooooo dull that i actually DID trim my toenails during the show. and i also cleaned and vacuumed. and anyone that knows me will swear that i hate housework and would rather do anything than housework. however, watching last nights episode was far worse than doing housework....
I think you may have a class action suit on your hands!!!!! Count me freaking in!Whoever made the comment about Sara "and a not too grapy wine", I'm still laughing with you!
Just like wearing a gold lame (lame-ay but it was lame too) and spiked boots to breakfast, WTF?
Then Fox has the balls to announce that they're rebroadcasting this complete waste of tape in another special "Encore Presentation" on Thursday night!! (for those of you missing out any crucial information delivered in this episode...)Did anyone catch Jimmy Kimmel Live last night? He was talking about that TV movie the other night that starred Kirstie Alley as a retarded character, and showed a clip from that. He then stated that he thought it was the most accurate portrayal of retarded character, since he saw this - and then showed a clip from last week's Joe Millionaire with Sarah and Evan at dinner, and Sarah was describing the kind of wine she was interested in, followed by the camera cutting to a close-up on Evan's face with that "Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel" expression on his face...I was rolling on the floor!!!
It got me as well. Damn them, damn them all!What a waste of time. Re-Craping the crap. Why, tell me why, I still watch this tripe?
It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.
Why, tell me why, I still watch this tripe?
Because you're looking for the next Ex Mrs. Q (part 3)?
--will be sending out the divorce papers to Q next week and is asking for custody of the remote control
You can have the remote control, but not the toaster. I need that toaster, you know.Wink Wink
It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.
Q asked "Why, tell me why, I still watch this tripe?"I think it's so that the jokes & the recaps will REALLY make you laugh.
I don't think we're out of the woods yet, as far as recrapped material is concerned. Next week, how the heck do ya think they're gonna fill 2 hours? With 40 minutes of recrap, that's how. Each girl will be shown with her stupid grin and her oohing and ah-ing from before she was tossed, to contrast with her calling Evan a jerk and the finalist girl a dumb ho.
Well, that's what I'm steeling myself for, anyway.
Yeah, I knew that next week is the finale. I've got the Finale Writing Honours. 2 hours. mmm this should be fun.
I don't think we're out of the woods yetWell if that's the case, can we at least get a little nookie out of it?
Fester
--shhh --shhh *giggle* --mwaw --smack --slurp <gulp>I sure love Pepsi. Oh, did you say something Fester?
Swami
*ears perking*Did I hear my name being mentioned?
Oh. You said "Pepsi." My bad.
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
LOL FesterFan - good one!And Pepe - I was thinking of you. I know you'll have a lot of fun with recapping that episode - you get to do all their dates!!!
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-03 AT 11:07 PM (EST)I agree, Fester, *winks*
However I believe what Evan REALLY needs is a swift kick in the pants by the other 18 girls. Wouldn't that be a site! All the girls walk in on him with the camera and they all just start b*tch slapping him and clubbing him over the head with their high heels! *Laughs* Now that would get ratings, FOX! Evan says he likes Sarah because she's funny and her rebel like qualities. Maybe he thinks she's funny because of how she acts when she puts away so much champagne...she's all like "Hee hee...*looks at him like he's a candy bar*" Ugh...I shudder at the thought... Okay, and if he decides he wants to pick her because she gave him a hand job in the woods, then he's really got his priorities screwed up...
*Black Frost*
As the show was drawing to a close, I realized that there was one more episode next week and that they were "saving" the big news for that. I guess Fox really needs to milk this as long as they can.Regis and Kelly were really mad and made a big deal out of it on their morning show. My favorite comment from Kelly was that Fox had the audacity to tell us we could watch it again on Thursday night.
Pfffft - RECRAP!
My Joe Millionaire Ep 5 Summary
I wish I could have seen Kelly gripe about last nights episode, but did anyone see Joe's folks on that new entertainment news show "The Pulse" It was really interesting because the person that interviewed them had them solve the floating rumors that were going around, it went like this...TP: Does Evan really have 50 million?
Joe's Dad: No, not unless he has a swiss bank account that we don't know about.
TP: How did you guys feel when Joe's old thong modeling pictures starting coming out after the Joe Millionaire show started?
Joe's Mom: I was very happy that some of his old work was being rediscovered. I don't mind seeing the pictures, it's seeing pictures of women like that bother me, but not Evan. (NOTE: I bet Joe's mommy feels this way because she wiped that tushie once upon a time...) But we knew that he wouldn't want to get back into modeling, he just loves playing in the dirt, he always has. He loves construction.
TP: Do you think Evan is ready to settle down and get married?
Joe's mom: *thinks* No.
Joe's dad: *shakes head*
This makes you wonder if mom and dad really know best.*Black Frost*
