Hey Linda can I borrow a few bucks so i can pay the taxes??
How is this guy going to pay the bill's...
How is he going to live at "The Ranch?" specially if she splits..she might not like Texas and all the resentful bitches that will come out of the woodwork.
LAST EDITED ON 11-24-03 AT 10:41 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 11-24-03 AT 10:36 PM (EST)
I give them till the next TV Guide comes out and they are done..
Why? Linda was payed to come down to Texas to save the pitiful ending they had in Italy and come up with that hollywood fairy tale ending. That was not belivable..
I agree that it wasn't totally believable. Before Linda came, what did they tell David the ranch was ? Just a hotel for him to realx at for awhile ? He must have known something was up, or have been told something was up.
My thoughts exactly. the ending was obviously set up!
LMAO
I was thinking the same thing..David has to keep her around for the taxes. Paul kept saying that he gets the ranch, the acreage and everything on it...I didn't see any cows or anything, did anyone? Don't you have to buy "things" to put on a ranch??
Thank God It's Over.Let us never speak of Joe Millionnaire again.
I'm with you frisky. Stupid, manipulated show!Chrissy gal
"Never underestimate the potential psychosis of a reality show contestant." managerr
that the moment they showed David coming down the escalator at the airport, I jumped up and screamed (well, okay, I didn't jump up, but neither would you if you had a belly like mine) 'She's going to be in Texas!' DH didn't believe me, but I was right, so right!
Predictable, so predictable.
>I'm with you frisky. Stupid,
>manipulated show!
>
>Chrissy gal
>
>"Never underestimate the potential psychosis of
>a reality show contestant." managerr
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I agree with both of you. I knew the show wasn't over when I looked at the clock and saw it was only 9:30 p.m. What a fake ending to a terrible show. I don't think well see a Joe Millionaire 3 anytime soon.
Do you think we could be that lucky? I think they are giving Joe's a bad name. If they bring it back it should be Bob the Millionnaire...
Yep, glad it's over. It just didn't have the comic fun of the first one. They dragged this finale out so long with all the long pauses of waiting. I spent more time looking at the clock than the TV screen. We knew it wasn't over yet. And Dave is a bad actor. He didn't look truly surprised at all to see Linda there. He probably would have been happier to see Hurricane.
Don't forget, David's daddy is a big oil man, so he'll just carry David's @ss like he always has. David admitted in TV Guide that he gets away with only making what he makes because his dad pays his rent and stuff.
A JSlice of holiday spirit!
good point starryluna. who's to say this 90 acreas isn't just a parcel of daddy's property, all of which david will inherit someday.i didn't even bother to watch (tho' i'll gladly gloat that i KNEW he'd pick linda). i found family fear factor MUCH more entertaining last night.
After an hour into the show, Fox had no show left, the girls had all gone. I think they promised Linda if she came back to Texas she would get a modelling contract in the U.S.
What girl could turn that down?
Did anyone think David looked happier to see his horse than he did to see Linda?
Valley Girl
"I'll never kiss and tell....."
LAST EDITED ON 11-25-03 AT 11:49 AM (EST)But North sure acted like he could smell somebody else's manure around David.
I swear North had a look in his eye like, "Where have YOU been and whose mane have you been fondling?"
I'm in the distinct minority on this but I actually liked the ending and felt David & Linda were really interested in each other and would make an honest go of the relationship. Obviously it's thanks to suckers like me that shows like this even get made.
<<I'm in the distinct minority on this but I actually liked the ending and felt David & Linda were really interested in each other and would make an honest go of the relationship. Obviously it's thanks to suckers like me that shows like this even get made.>>I agree, and I'm one of those suckers also.
I did feel like the program's editors manipulated us and David and Linda. I don't know where to draw the line between what was real and what was fabricated for the ratings.I was wondering if Linda left, went home and talked to her friends and family, and they said, "That sounds just like this other American program I read about where they said this somewhat slow, but good looking guy had millions of dollars when he didn't and the girl he chose got $500,000. They let you go back once before, maybe you can say you changed your mind...again."
I am still hoping for a real fairytale ending though. I would like to think that it wasn't all made up. Although a part of me is imagining their televised wedding. All is forgiven and Cat and the other girls are her bridesmaids. Then we see Cat whispering to Linda, "Did David tell you about the time we were in a hot tub?..."
Whether they're kidding themselves, and whether I think Fox is the romantic deity to whom one should turn for one's life mate, I bought the feelings Linda had for David, and to some extent, David had for Linda.I also thought Texas looked v. pretty.
The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.
I'm so disillusioned!I bought the feelings between them too, I just hated how wishy-washy the whole thing seemed (wimpy Linda would be perfect for Osten). First she wanted him. Then she didn't. Then she did. Then she didn't. Then she did again. And I had my hopes up for David getting dumped! I'm thinking, wait until she watches the show and sees David & Cat in the bathtub together, and everything else he did with all the other girls. She'll just change her mind again (if she hasn't already).
I'm done with Joe Millionaire. FOX, if you make a 3rd one, <eric cartman>I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!</cartman>.
I was hoping they'd at least tell poor Cat about the lie, so she wouldn't feel so bad. Liked the way she left the white roses.
The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.
that was great Amai!
but were you referring to Hurricaine or the other women?anyway, loved the post.
call me crazy but i needed tissues while watching that
totally manufactured ending,..so i am a complete sap too.
i think that everyone is a sucker for a real love story but
chances of real romance on a reality show are practically
non-existent.
VG Yes he looked happier to see the horse and the dog. At least Linda was the cute one. The rest of the women he had to pick from were DOGS! I was really surprised to see they couldn't come up with better looking women!
At least David is All American, clean cut, and had a great physique. You just rooted for him to do well. Not like Bob Guini, who was built terrible and had a horribly ridiculous feminine laugh.
LAST EDITED ON 11-25-03 AT 01:31 PM (EST)Hi Exarchives!
a horribly ridiculous feminine laugh I call it a "snoggle" a cross between a giggle and a snort, and it's kind of the PigBaab Mating Call - it invites the women to join him for a snogging session. Seemed to work, too, didn't it?
AMAI! Nice to see ya. And... sharkie wipe, please!That "snoggle" so discribes David.
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
He sounds more like a feminine woodywoodpecker. He was awful. David Smith for president!
This David Smith character couldn't string three words together. The European women made more sense and English is their second or third language!Did anyone else notice that during his "I'm poor" confessions to the women, that all of his dialogue came while we were looking at A) the back of David's head or B)a reaction shot of Cat or Linda's face? That means that some poor editor had to construct his remarks from the small snippets that made sense. As a former
video editor, let me tell you... I feel their pain.His Cary Grant-like poise is going to get old very quickly.
David: Are you happy? I'm happy too. You look nice. Wasted! It's like a bad "See #####. See ##### run." book.
Survivor 7: Jon Drinks and Osten Hand Crafts ExcusesThe censored bits have to do with a basic reader we used as kids. These books featured #####, Jane and Spot.
LOL!! his laugh did seem to be contagious huh?!
Hi AMAI,re:the PigBaab Mating Call...
yes! that's what his laugh was!!! the setting was all wrong!
he should have been on a farm snoggling for all the little
piglets to join him!!! wee,wee,wee.
What in the name of swine are you talking about?
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