how do you define "winner" in Joe Millionaire?! aren't the winners really all the women who DON'T get picked by this idiot? i must say, everytime i found myself rooting for petra, i had to remind myself i actually wanted to see her go (tho' i bet she was sad not to get the diamond bracelet.)

i think that david will inevitably pick linda. much like zora, she has refused to "put out," which makes her the "good girl." cat, on the other hand, much like sarah, is a "bad girl" and must be punished (which, in my twisted logic, would mean MAKING her live with poor ol david, but i digress. . .)

each week, we have seen women get booted once they go behind the Closed Hotel Door of Implied Sex. (except cat, of course). david shut the door on anique, and i KNEW she was a goner. he disappeared behind the curtains with petra, and BAM, adios sweetheart.

i do wonder if there is a "surprise" in the final episode. fox is betting we won't guess how it turns out. (yeah right).

maybe it won't matter that david's poor because the woman he chooses, we discover, is unfathomably rich?
maybe linda runs off with paul?
maybe she runs off with cat?
maybe they bring back olinda in her gladiator outfit and she stabs them all?

or maybe (even likely?) the woman won't come downstairs and our poor pathetic cowboy will end up alone, with only hurricane after all.

what a dissapointment that 'twist'. Linda is way out of touch with her current reality. Instead of trying to catch up on the love front - she is giving our joe 'twisted' signals. i admit towards the end of 2nd hour - i could not stand that looser.

david - man is crushed - italy has finaly spoiled him. hair is straight out of the haystack, yes sa', and forget about the shave, no ma'm. how'bout that $1000-chain-belt from the medieval torture chamber! this man needs a retreat, or something, on the ranch to get his brain together. paul, give this stud viagra! i give him a credit though for realizing that Anique's flying lessons might be a tad too pricey later on. and good for his being able to graciously kick out the filming crew - at least our joe could have some needy rest with a lady friend.

and, man, what have you done with Petra? as soon as she said - 'i think i'll get you the cheap sandals' - i thought - that't it - a match made in heaven. seriously, Petra camps, 'the village is in her', AND she knows how to pray at the table! unfortunately, david has fallen for Cat. his body language towards Petra (as well towards anique) indicated that this joe and his peter was not highly physically attracted to her. stupid elimination swap of linda and petra. i hated it.

Cat will stay #1 on David's list. good game kitty. unfortunately - drumroll please
- the manly voice sez - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
- so she has to dump poor cowboy, because cat acts as if 'i don't play these stupid games'. ha ha

vilkas

"maybe linda runs off with paul?
maybe she runs off with cat?
maybe they bring back olinda in her gladiator outfit and she stabs them all?

or maybe (even likely?) the woman won't come downstairs and our poor pathetic cowboy will end up alone, with only hurricane after all."

Excellent! I would love to see one of these happen!

Deonna

lol They should make alternate endings and release them on dvd with unedited footage. I would pay to see Olinda come back in her gladiator outfit and stab them all. I don't know if I want to see a David + Hurricane ending though. It wouldn't be fair to Hurricane

I want Cat to win. She's played the game for all she's worth and said herself last time she was trying everything & anything (I don't have an exact quote here but that's the gist of what she said.)

Linda is a complete idiot. I have no idea why David is so hot for her.

Besides, I think Cat would be more interesting to watch when David reveals his true finances. It would be fun to see her lose her composure and get real for a change.

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