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"Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Q on 01-17-03 at 10:08 AM
Yeah! I am quite happy about this. Although it is a non-reality show, I has been my favorite for a long time now. And now we have two more seasons, at least.

Here is the link to the article.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/17/television.simpsons.reut/index.html

So in honor of this new lets all post our favorite(s) quote(s)

Some of mine are:

Homer: You signed my NAME, Marge how could you.
Marge: You sign my name all the time.
Homer: This is not like a loan application or a will!

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I also love the one were the teachers are on strike and Marge looks out the window and sees Bart...

Marge: The children need rules and boundaries. Theres something about flying a kite at night that is so unwholesome.
Bart: Heeeeelllllooooo Mother Dear.

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and then there is..

Homer: Sorry doesn't put thumbs back on the Hand Marge!

What are your favorite episodes/quotes?


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"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by snoocharoo on 01-17-03 at 10:13 AM
**smooch, smooch** Hi cyber-hubby!!!

My all-time favorite quote is:

Homer: "Kill my boss??? Do I dare live the American dream"

OMH, I nearly peed when I first heard that one. I now have it as a sound bit on my puter and play it whenever my boss steps outta line.



Snoocharoo

"Morning Dear..."
Posted by Q on 01-17-03 at 10:28 AM
I trust you slept well.

And OMH, you are right that was a great line.

But watch out because Mr. Burns is Breaking out the Robotic Richard Simmons.

Lets melt that butter off those buns girls. Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake Shake, Shake your Booty, Shake your Booty!


"Don't Even Get Me Started..."
Posted by Jims02 on 01-17-03 at 10:38 AM
I love the Simpsons! It's my fave! I even have this book with a bunch of stuff that you might have missed from the episodes (with quotes, of course)

One liners
Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food"
Grampa: "Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the important answers to all of life's important questions"
Burns: "Tell you what, Smithers. If we come back and everyone's murdered, I owe you a Coke."

Dialogue
Krusty: Hey kids! Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all our hearts!
Krusty: And what would you do if I went off the air?
Kids: We'd kill ourselves!

Homer: Your old meat made me sick!
Apu: I'm so sorry. Please accept 5 pounds of frozen shrimp.
Homer: This shrimp isn't frozen and it smells funny.
Apu: Okay, 10 pounds.
Homer: Who hoo!

Helen Lovejoy: Well, Ned Flanders is just jealous.
Moe: Aw, the guy's hepped up on goofballs.
Grampa: Let's sacrifice him to our god! We did it all the time in the 30s.

Lisa's future love:
Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it too.
Hugh: I can read faster than you.
Lisa: I read at a 78th grade reading level.
(Hugh opens the book and sets it on the table)
Hugh: Right here!
(They both start reading, their pupils darting back and forth in a blur)
Lisa: Finished this page!
Hugh: Ages ago.
(Lisa grumbles)
Hugh: I'll get a dictionary
Lisa: Why?
Hugh: You'll see when you get there. The word "stochastic"
Lisa: "Pertaining to a process involving a randomly-determined sequence of observations!"
(They look at each other and kiss passionately)

That's all I could find for now!


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The Quotes are back!
1. "But it makes you wonder... Why was Erik so conservative all day, but so spunky with the sheep?" -Stephen
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"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Bucky Katt on 01-17-03 at 12:51 PM
Woohoo!

Here are some of mine:

Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. What else...

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

Homer: Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

"I resolve to constantly assert my honest opinion on anything and everything - whether it's requested or not."

"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Meemo on 01-17-03 at 01:11 PM
Homer: "D'oh!
Lisa: "A deer!"
Marge: "A female deer!"


Half man, half amazing, all DAW

"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Q on 01-17-03 at 02:36 PM
Stampy, one of my favorite episodes. I loved that part with the deer.

Also...

Now all I have to do is pull my arms out with my face!


"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Esbea on 01-17-03 at 01:29 PM
Bart: Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?

Lisa: You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow!
Hutz: Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?

Groundskeeper Willie: Get your Haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds.




"I know God wont give me anything I cant handle, but sometimes I wish he didnt trust me so much."

"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Q on 01-17-03 at 02:40 PM
Speaking of kids medication...

The one were lunchlady Dorris says...

I'm sorry all I can offer you are these Prozacs for Kids, The Bluebird of Unhappiness or Manic Depressive Mouse, your choice.

And then there is the Focasin...

Whow, Whow, you don't just go off Focasin.


"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by L82LIFE on 01-17-03 at 01:33 PM
There are so many great quotes from this show. I'm amazed that after all these years, I still laugh through most of every episode. I'm glad to hear they'll be around for a while.


"CNN Quickpoll"
Posted by Q on 01-17-03 at 02:51 PM
The CNN quickpoll is now on this topic. I reads:

What do you think of the Simpsons being renewed to 2005?

D'oh - 32%
WooHoo - 68%

All I have to say is what the hell is wrong with the 32%. I guess they don't know whats funny. They have all made my list now.

Of course as Homer himself has said... You can use statistics to prove anything. 13% of all people know that.


"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by FesterFan1 on 01-17-03 at 03:23 PM
Since someone already mentioned the "it takes two to lie" quote (which I use often, cuz I'm a dork), I'll go with this one...

Maude: We’re not talking about love here Marge, we’re talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

although this makes a good #2...

Bart: It'll be like the Swiss Family Robinson with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings, I tell ya, damn hell ass kings.

Fester <-- Wants a monkey butler

"off the top of my head"
Posted by shakes the clown on 01-17-03 at 03:42 PM
Balancing being a die hard with also being a pot head, my memory can only recall so much, so here goes with some of my favs that I can remember right now....


First, from the mouth of Lionel Hutz...


Hutz: Your honor, I want one of those bad court thingies!
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: That's why your the judge and I'm the law talkin guy.

****

Hutz (defending Homor for breaking his contract with Satan): YOur honor, Websters defines a contract as an agreement between two parties that is unbreakable, I repeat, UNBREAKABLE. (Hutz then runs frantically out of the courtroom).


Of course, there are too many Ralph quotes to even begin picking a best one, and someone already pciked my favorit with the cat's breath quote.

But, far and away the best lines on the show have belonged to Homer so I'll just grab one or two off the top of my head....


Homer: (to Burns) What are you going to do, release the hounds? Or the bee? Or the hounds with bees in their mouth so everytime they bark they shoot bees at you?


Homer: So Marge, I can open my own can of pudding, can I?!? Shows what you know!

Marge: I'm going to the store, what do you want for dinner?
Homer: Steak.
Marge: We can't afford steak.
Homer: Steak.
Marge: (rolling her eyes and walking away) okay, steak.


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Lenny: Sure the Germans made mistakes in the past, but that's why pencils have erasers.

Troy McClure: My good looks paid for that pool and my talent filled it with water.

Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure and you might remember me from such informational films as Alice's Adventures Through the windshield and...(damn I forgot the other one)


Lisa: Grandpa, there's only 49 stars on your flag.
Granpa: It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah!


"RE: off the top of my head"
Posted by Bucky Katt on 01-17-03 at 03:51 PM
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure and you might remember me from such informational films as Alice's Adventures Through the windshield and...(damn I forgot the other one)

...The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot!

Funny - I always forget the first one.

"I resolve to constantly assert my honest opinion on anything and everything - whether it's requested or not."

"RE: off the top of my head"
Posted by snoocharoo on 01-17-03 at 04:05 PM
"Balancing being a die hard with also being a pot head, my memory can only recall so much..."

That's why they call it DOPE!


Snoocharoo

GROW DOPE...PLANT A MAN!

"RE: off the top of my head"
Posted by Q on 01-17-03 at 04:08 PM
Lisa: Grandpa, there's only 49 stars on your flag.
Granpa: It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah!

LOL, I almost forgot that one. I loved it. Mmmmmmm... Gummi Venus de Milo.


"Apu"
Posted by snoocharoo on 01-17-03 at 03:48 PM
"Thank You Come Again"

"I'm Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, I hope you will enjoy my show"

Apu regarding arranged marriage

Homer: What if you don't like each other?
Apu: We could always get a divorce...GOD BLESS AMERICA!



Snoocharoo

"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Strider on 01-17-03 at 04:45 PM
If I had to pick just one quote:

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? Stupid monkey!"

If I could pick three, the other two would be:

"Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"

Jebediah Springfield: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Mrs. Krabappel: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.
Ms. Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

I am called Strider. I came out of the North. I am hunting Orcs.

"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by katem on 01-17-03 at 05:12 PM
It's no surprise that FOX renewed the show. It has consistently been one of their top three rated shows for since it premiered.

NOw in season 13 or 14 something like that, the show is still one of the best written and freshest shows on the air.

It will be around a LOT longer than 2005, I can tell you that right now.

Wait, what's that? ....... mmmmm donuts

"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by PleaseJustKillMeNow on 01-17-03 at 05:17 PM
Homer: "Just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't understand."


Bart: "And I think it's ironic that for once Homer's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic..."
Marge: "Bart!"


"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by Survivorerist on 01-17-03 at 05:48 PM
I haven't seen too many episodes, but one of my favourites is when Homer thinks that Bart's gay.

Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: I don't know! This is a nightmare! You're all sick!
Worker: Oh be nice!

And, from the same scene...

Worker: "Oh my God, there's a spark in your hair!"
Worker 2: "Get it out, get it out!"
Worker 3: "Hot stuff coming through!"


(Another IceCat original )

The Top 5 FLL Castaways

1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1)
2. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1)
2. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1)
4. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1)
4. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)

"Some More Ralph..."
Posted by Jims02 on 01-17-03 at 06:27 PM
Ralph Wiggum gets the best lines!

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Go banana!"
"Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm learnding"
"Don't worry, I'm not good at things either... Miss Hoover says I'll get used to it."

Oh, and I forgot a good Skinner/Chalmers dialogue!

(smoke spreading in Skinner's house)
Skinner: Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all; I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I should be... -Good lord! What's happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of the year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.
Agnes Skinner: (from upstairs) Seymour, the house is on fire!!!
Skinner: No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.


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The Quotes are back!
1. "But it makes you wonder... Why was Erik so conservative all day, but so spunky with the sheep?" -Stephen
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"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by I_AM_HE on 01-17-03 at 08:39 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-17-03 AT 08:40 PM (EST)

my favorite episode is without a doubt the Tomaco episode

Pimply faced teen: I'm not supposed to put butter on the milkduds
Homer: You're also supposed to wash your hands before returning to work.
Teen: Touche
Homer: To the top!


"D'oh! I knew I shouldn't have challenged I guy who says 'suh'."

<Homer quotes several movies>
Marge: Is that plutonium on your gums?
Homer: Shut up and kiss me!

Ralph: Ewww, it tastes like grandma!
Wiggum: Let me see that. HOly crap, it does taste like grandma!
Ralph: I want more
Wiggum: Me too, give me a bushel, or a bag, or whatever it is you've got (something like that)


ANother favorite is the one where homer thinks Burns is an alien

Homer: And it had a sweet, melodic voice...just like Urkel! And it appears every Friday night...just like Urkel!

Homer: You don't see any 'Homer is a Dope' shirts do you?
T-shirt guy: We sold out of those hours ago

"It's bringing us love! Break its legs!"

Willie: Kill it!
Smithers: NO! Its not an alien, its Mr. Burns!
Willie: Awww, its Mr. Burns. Kill it!

"Until next time, keep watching the skis. I mean skies."

some others:

Homer, ofering Lisa a jelly donut: It has purple in it. Purple's a fruit.

Marge: I can't believe Jerry Springer couldn't solve our problem.
Lisa: And now he's dead.

Mayor: Call Dallas and ask them what they want for the cowboys
Assistant: Uh, sir, the Cowboys play football.
Mayor: They'll play what I tell them to play <cue ominous music> for I am the Mayor of Alberqurque!! <maniacal laughter>

"RE: Fox renews 'Simpsons' through 2005, post your favorite quote."
Posted by bacon on 01-18-03 at 09:20 PM
Best Show Ever! No doubt about it. One of my favorite quotes:

Bart:Your half-assed under-parenting was a lot better than your half-assed over-parenting
Homer: Awwww...but I was using my whole ass.


By the by, The Simpsons is up for best comedy series at the Golden Globes on Sunday night. It had better win cause it's 10 times funnier than "everybody loves poophead" or "friends".