You might want to note the title of this week's Grantland review. Most of the media has noted the dearth of XY Southerners on through, which brings up the question of 'Does the last white guy standing automatically win?' Is it possible the tweens just aren't capable of voting for anything else? Absolutely. Will they take the last category fit on autopilot even if he isn't even remotely cute, has no personality, and can't sing? Hello, Lee DeWyze!
(And now a brief pause while everyone says "Who?")
But it's just too important to The Powers Which Assume We Can't Work The Math to say "One hundred million votes!" Why can't they do what every other voting system does? Lie.
If all else fails, watch the frau vote for Keith.