'Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO!
Gotta let go!

So what noise maker will be the star of the show tonight?

• RE: AI 11 Auditions #4 ECST,Estee, 08:17 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: AI 11 Auditions #4 ECST,Snidget, 08:59 PM, 01-25-12
• Pumped and ready to audition from,Snidget, 09:01 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: Pumped and ready to audition from,Estee, 09:08 PM, 01-25-12
• Aspen Colorado,Snidget, 09:03 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: Aspen Colorado,Estee, 09:11 PM, 01-25-12
• Jenny Schick,Snidget, 09:06 PM, 01-25-12
  • Spelling correction.,Estee, 09:09 PM, 01-25-12
• Morning is not Curtis Gray's strong suit,Snidget, 09:12 PM, 01-25-12
• I want to vote for Devan right now.,Estee, 09:15 PM, 01-25-12
• Talena Hedgespeth,Snidget, 09:16 PM, 01-25-12
  • Meganekko,Estee, 09:20 PM, 01-25-12
• Letdown.,Estee, 09:22 PM, 01-25-12
• Hayley Smith,Snidget, 09:25 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: Hayley Smith,Estee, 09:28 PM, 01-25-12
• After Lunch,Snidget, 09:31 PM, 01-25-12
• Shelby Tweten,Snidget, 09:34 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: Shelby Tweten,Estee, 09:36 PM, 01-25-12
• E-gad auditions,Snidget, 09:39 PM, 01-25-12
  • That's not mine.,Estee, 09:44 PM, 01-25-12
• Jairon Jackson,Snidget, 09:41 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: Jairon Jackson,Estee, 09:44 PM, 01-25-12
• Angie Zeiderman,Snidget, 09:49 PM, 01-25-12
  • Huh,moonbaby, 09:53 PM, 01-25-12
    • RE: Huh,Estee, 10:02 PM, 01-25-12
      • Yet,moonbaby, 10:13 PM, 01-25-12
        • RE: Yet,Estee, 10:17 PM, 01-25-12
          • Nah,moonbaby, 10:33 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: Angie Zeiderman,Estee, 09:54 PM, 01-25-12
• Party Central vs Magic Cyclops,Snidget, 09:58 PM, 01-25-12
  • RE: Party Central vs Magic Cyclops,Estee, 10:01 PM, 01-25-12
• Houston We have a problem.,Snidget, 10:00 PM, 01-25-12
  • You and the producers.,Estee, 10:05 PM, 01-25-12
    • RE: You and the producers.,mrc, 10:24 AM, 01-26-12

Steven once threw his hands up in the air and spent seven hours waiting for them to come back down.

It's his second year and I'm still waiting for him to make his first non-skeevy contribution. It's probably safe to say there's never going to be one. He fills a seat, collects a check, and waits for moments when no one's father is watching. And you thought Paula could waste a seat? At least Paula's affairs were with adults.

Such an accomplished panel. Just don't ever ask what those accomplishments were.

seen on facebook:

Colorado, there is snow. And plenty of things to push Ryan off of.

I was thinking avalanche.

Steven has an altitude headache and wants an...um...asprin, that's it asprin.

Ryan can't drive at altitude.

Peaceful, Tranquil, and quiet, until their first contestant.

There's an endorsement no one's tried for yet: Steven Aspirin. Just one makes all your pain go away. Three at once is a lifetime supply.

So to speak.

Overly energetic and teaches little kids to play recorder.

Steven and Lady Gaga are on her exception list. Her boyfriend has Ryan on his list.

She is from Virginia.

She is a bit old for Steven, isn't she?

Singing Heartbreaker. And off to Hollywood with a kiss.

That would be Jennie Schtick.

I really don't like thinking this way, but given her attraction to Steven, it's hard not to be comforted by the knowledge that the parents of her charges are already working to get her fired.

They mentioned a Voice judge. Hmm.

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Neither is singing, but whatever.

Definitely yes, good looking and sing great, major talent. Altitude does not combine well with the Coke Cup

And some more guys they lik.

Um...like.

I know it's just me, but that's the best male audition I've heard in the last two seasons. Wow. Talk about pure notes... there's mountain water more polluted than his singing.

And there's the first of our many Scotty wanna-bes. Long may they croak.

Twin Sister Stevie L. but one of these things is not like the other.

She writes encouragement on her hand.

you can call her dog if you want to.

Bring Me Some Water. J. Lo threatens to kill Steven if he asks for another song.

They are offering what is in the Coke cups if she will just stop singing.

Steven is a no, adorable but a no, so cute but singing not there yet.

Her name even sounds like the name of an anime's fantasy nation.

I didn't hate it. Actually, I think they've already let worse than her go through. If Steven took two more aspirin before her audition, she would have had a Yes vote and then it's just a matter of concussing Randy. Not horrible, really.

I think this show is damaging my dictionary. 'Horrible' used to mean something else.

I was really hoping 'Aspen air' equaled 'Jacksonville water'.

log cabin nature loving girl.

Vegetarian working in the meat department. One of three jobs.

Tell Me Something Good.

And they don't, she is going to Hollywood.

So now success is failure. You may want to take a week off from Faux News.

I ran the translation engine on 'You have a 60s, 70s vibe' and got back 'You come across as being massively stoned at all times.' (So naturally Steven likes her.) She reminds me of Siobhan: not as dark, but she'll fill the quirk quota with a strong chance to go out around sixth.

Can they stomach what the contestants are serving up, like bull testicles.

Turkeys have bleeps?

Singing Jolene. Alanna Snare.

Prairie Oysters do not improve the voice.

From Minnesota. Bi-polar, had depression since 4th grade, AI gives her inspiration to stay on her meds.

Singing Carrie Underwood.

Fearless of a singer, the sound of your voice, raspiness in the right place.

All yeses, going to Hollywood.

Where she will fit right in.

And there is the avalanche Estee ordered.

I ordered the Massive Celebrity Fatalities combo platter.

*checks time*

In five more minutes, it's gonna be free.

original music, So Hard.

J. Lo on the prowl.

Off to Hollywood.

Where he will stand on stage waiting for his next shot and be greeted with "Now who were you again?"

Wants to open for Lady Gaga and be her BFF.

Singing a stripper song?
Randy not into show tunes.

Then sings Blue Bayou as J. Lo wants to shut Randy up.

And that did change Randy's mind.

Yes she is going to Hollywood.

For a minute there I thought I was watching GLEE.

Can't be. No one threw a slushie in her face.

...you're holding a slushie right now, aren't you?

I'm more the wearing it type

That's Ula's song from The Producers. It can be stripped to -- but it calls for dramatic flourishes more than the slow tease, so most performers won't use it.

Words I don't use often: she's too good for this show. This is not what the voters are looking for and ultimately, they won't even get the chance -- but throw her to Broadway, let her put out a few independent releases, and I can see her building a cult following. She'll just never see a single ballot.

Oh, and Randy is an idiot. He dumped Simon's criticism, but kept the hatred of all things musical? Way to pick and choose.

No one talks to him for apparently no reason at all. How can you have more than one air guitar.

Bearded lady? Only got PBS so has a British accent.

Cracklin' Rose/Margaritaville

No Eyes, No Soul, but off to get a drink with Steven.

Needs to have it explained to him.

I knew Nick. Nick was a vote of mine. And you, sirrah, are no Nick.

Nice touch on the Hulk theme, though.

What talent there is has been coming from people the show traditionally refuses to put through. If they follow their usual casting and we don't get some standouts in a hurry, this pool could be shallower than a Gingrich's values sincerity.

I'm bored. They either need to get some more talent or release the Kraken crazies.

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