Who are these people? The editors don't care. What were the storylines again? Everyone forgot. When did they let a hundred and sixty-two acts through, given that we might have seen seventy people during the audition rounds? No one could be bothered to keep track. How original are we being by doing Rooms Stage first and then going to gah-roups? Not the least bit. Because we are going to introduce the judges again, we've going to use the same preview footage we've been using for two weeks again, we're going to show you Generic Reality Mansion #1-4 and try to convince you these multimillionaires have ever so much as let their gaze rest on the lawns, and then we're going to flash eighty contestant names on a screen and trust spellcheck will save us.
Bored now. And in this case, I do mean 'bored now' as in 'get the body bags ready' bored now.
Thirty-two people will reach the next stage. Not contestants. Viewers.
Wonder if that's going to be a problem...
The choreographer's vest had more screen time than any contestant.