I'm not sure what Haley S. wore qualified as 'shorts'. They were more like 'shortests.'
ETA the visual:
Who will go home for picking the wrong year to be born? Keep all info, results, pimpage, and filler here until the West Coast finishes bemoaning the fickleness of the American Voting Public.
You think the votes count? That's so cute...Well, now we know the real reason they didn't cast Jaycee. 'If they could win, they can't be fodder! Find me some more svckage!' (Let's face it: the game was up as soon as they put Clint through. Cast To Lose, anyone?)
I'm not sure they accurately count them, but I think they do at least check who is in the top 50% of vote getters.
Pia always wanted to be a Diva, other people just didn't have what it takes to be astronauts and veterinarians and such.
Does J. Lo always have to dress like she's got an emergency gynecologist appointment and needs to make sure there is easy access?Some random dude named Lee's baby picture, as well as baby black eyed peas.
Red Cross Pimpage, could Ryan be any more smarmy with that announcement?
Does J. Lo always have to dress like she's got an emergency gynecologist appointment and needs to make sure there is easy access?'Everybody remember where we parked.'
could Ryan be any more smarmy with that announcement?
He could be Chris Harrison. But then he'd keep all the money.
Paul wanted to be a comedian.*looks at last few performances*
He didn't say he wanted to be a funny comedian.
Look at Steven's jacket. Or better yet, don't.
But ya gotta dig his $-Store shamrock necklace
Medley of numbers.The sound person hates Jacob.
If only it had been a Wednesday hate.
More Paul dance moves. Caucasians nationwide kill themselves out of shame.Was the assignment of the lipstick line really necessary? Was the whole performance?
And Lee is coming up. How are they going to revive the corpse?
Val Kilmer
Lauren trapped in a room with a ticking bomb.Teasers.
250 million downloadsCompilation CD, everyone gets one under their seat.
What Defines the idols montage.
shih tzu??
-???
Maybe she couldn't say it properly.
I learned that Scotty is dumb.Damn dumb.
And it defines him!
He was dumb in that cute, adorable way. Geez, he is only 17 although when I do the math he's 18. But some peeps say he's 16.And no, I'm not trying to justify. I'm just sayin, is all.
They bleeped out Shih Tzu?
And the light director's been drinking the green beer to get through the show.Jacob, Casey, Lauren.
Jacob is safe.
Lauren is safe.
Casey isRyan wants to know what is in Steven's Goop. O_o
Casey is safe.
Irish stereotypes. Always fun. Always comedic. Always good for a laugh. And now to fulfill the other half of that, someone will now punch Ryan in the face.
Hayley, Ryan says moment, J. Lo mouths and mimes movement.
Paul Ryan wants no explanations from Steve.Hayley is in the bottom Three
Paul is safe.
VFTW Victory!There's a chance they've finally found their pillar-to-post candidate. There really is. And having had that thought, I will now find a nice warm corner to cower in for the rest of the night.
Is anyone having a Haley Scarnato flashback tonight? There must be something about the name, the subpar performances and the short shorts that take me back to Season 6...
LAST EDITED ON 03-17-11 AT 08:58 PM (EST)I'm not sure what Haley S. wore qualified as 'shorts'. They were more like 'shortests.'
ETA the visual:
Oh now mention J's husband,Oh and Lee sings.
Does Lee look like he wants to be anywhere but singing on that stage?
Maybe he's finally become aware of just how bad he really is?sometimes it's hard to breathe
sometimes it's hard to sing
sometimes it's hard to sell more than ten copies to your own family
Did you see the shoulder massage Paul gave Haley as she was trying to head to the B3 stools?
What was that relationship status thing in the Ford video with Haley and Stefano? Is there something brewing?
There was at least one quirk bit in that video: Jacob as the reporter after he said he'd wanted to be a journalist. So...Of course, this might make James and Paul into killers-in-waiting. Makes you wonder what's been happening in that mansion, doesn't it?
Scotty, Pia, James.Scotty, audience chanting. He is safe.
Pia is safe.
James is safe.
I am really growing a hate on for James
Which turns it into another Lee tribute.
Stefano and Naima.Naima is in the bottom three
Stefano is safe.
Did y'all see that adorable smile he pulled?
Karen and Thia.Thia is safe
Karen is in the bottom three.
Welcome back to American Idol Season #9!
SausgeFest2011 begins.
*sigh* If VFTW has called anything, it's the shift in the show's primary voter base. I'm not sure any female can win while the current demographics stand. Which admittedly saves us from Lauren, but the problem remains: we're locked into WGWG whether we like it or not -- and the only cure would be an all-women season.
Just Can't Get Enough.
Is that Fergie??? Looks nuth.ing like her.And I'm sure they have so many friends in Japan.
D'you think that's with or without Autotune?
What is you think they can't get enough of and are addicted to?This is an ode to their autotune machine.
Where are the jidges?
They have a safe room for just such an occasion.
I'm picturing the floor opening up under the chairs, then they are slowly lowered down into the underbelly of the theatre. The floor closes over before the band begins. The judgebots are then polished before being raised up through the stage again for the next segment.
There's also a currently-unused pit stop station where Paula used to get her blood supply changed.
Naima.
Yay! Now she better get her ##### together or I'm done with her.
Karen, Hayley is safe.Does anyone think they are going to judges save her, really?
But we go through with the charade.
LAST EDITED ON 03-17-11 AT 08:59 PM (EST)That's Karen doing Selena doing Mariah
Something weird happened to the TV there. It cut out right before she started to sing and it did the same thing right after she finished. Some sloppy editing maybe?
Why does she vibrato in English but not Spanish? I think that is why her Spanish singing sounds so much better.And she's begging for another chance.
Randy for the verdict. Not Unanimous. not use the save tonight.
I blame Wardrobe.
What I got after watching that show is they gave away the order of votes a bit or at least the show's pimpingThe 6 (2 pair of 3s) Casey Jacob Alaina James Scotty Pia that had all safes are the top 6 (in votes and/or pimpage)
Then it goes Paul, Stefano, Thia, then the bottom 3 of Naima, Haley and Karen
that's just mho
And I was wrong about the finale v. finals for James But how can Steven sing with him on anything but the finale...but only if he makes the finals??
I'm glad Karen was eliminated. She was the most boring, IMO.