Can't oversing all the time. Sure you can, makes for better TV when you are crazy all the time. 
Long and winding road
I'd rather have oversinging than the excessive vibrato.
Keep it here
keep it here
It's a Gig
It's a Show
Which among all this group has to go.
It isn't the chair, she's not sitting in the Simon Chair, maybe she dyed one of his t-shirts purple.
Yikes! I would have nightmares after that one.
I counted the number of times I would have walked out on her.Then I counted the times I would have hit her.
Then I hit five digits and decided to start over.
Well at least they seem to have heard there once was a group called the Beatles, mostly.
But if you're not Tweeting, then you don't exist!What joke?
Kid overhear telling another kid, "did you know Paul McCartney used to be in a band?"Other kid replies, "Yeah, it was called Wings!"
One of those you know you feel old when...
Paul McCartney was on a sitcom with Tony Shaloub and Tim Daly? I didn't know he could act!
Say, Ryan, was that the two-week close or the three-week close?
Murdering Get Back, and not killing it in a good way,Killing me softly...oh I wish, they are killing me way too loudly.
And yet they get praised. Because ---- because...
*shrug*
I got nothin'.
If you can imagine it, I've got less!Looks like they'll be praising most of the night. We'll see what they really think when it comes down to the cut.
On the red couch with the coke screens of doom.Can't Buy Me Love
Hmmm.... ok. I wasn't wow'ed by it, but it was ok.
Karen sometimes reminds me of Michelle on 24.
Do you think they can destroy Jacee before the four hours run out?
LAST EDITED ON 02-23-11 AT 09:19 PM (EST)Can't oversing all the time. Sure you can, makes for better TV when you are crazy all the time.
Long and winding road
I'd rather have oversinging than the excessive vibrato.
Jason converses a lot more mellowly than he sings. I like his voice and passion, though. Again, he reminds me of Big Mike from before, but Jason seems more modest. The two ladies were pretty much supporting actresses, although they did ok. A few places there the notes didn't quite harmonize just right.
Eleanor Rigsby, shades of GaspyLauren, Let it Be.
Something in the Way--Tim Halperin
Julia as well. Both on keyboards
Not bad, not extraordinary either. I won't remember this performance when I wake up in the morning (or even later tonight after having heard all of them).At least they're not butchering it. They must have had some pretty long practice sessions leading into tonight, by the looks and sound of it.
Ryan claims we just heard some great performances.Ryan gets the big money because he can say things like that without ever listening to what's coming out of his mouth.
I Saw Her Standing There.
They seem to be having fun and that almost approached harmony there for a moment.
'We saw them standing there and realized they hadn't had three total seconds of screen time in the entire season.'
Subtitle: The ones we didn't notice in Room 4 last week.
*chuckle* The 'just approached' part of that is right. Still... the rhythm was good and yeah, they looked like they were enjoying themselves. I'm not quite sure who was a bit off on the notes, maybe all of them.
Blackbird, rather sleepy performance for me.
Agreed, ho hum, fall into a slumber. They looked like a pair performing on the gym stage in a high school senior talent show.
I'm just waiting for the Choking On The Special Effects Smoke Montage.
I think that smoke might explain the judges reactions to the singers. Because stone cold sober I'm getting a very different opinion of the um vocal noises.
White Pleather, the Vegas Dress of Choice.At Britney Spears's Wedding/Annulment Chapel.
Camera guy as the witness.
Oy!
Well, there goes half of someone's potential fan base, at least those who are prone to fantasies.
That's where Rob and I got married. But it was even cheesierThey have "The tunnel of love" drive up window. We were on the back of his Harley at 4 in the morning and Elvis married us thru the drive-up window. No pleather was killed though.
But can you sing?...waitaminit. Drive-up window?
Next on FOX: Too Much Cheese Theater!
Yeah, one of the 24-hour wedding places has a drive-up window...
Can't sing a note, but I know I can't sing a note. I know I sound like Gloria from Modern Family.Yes, drive-up window. To get to the window you have to drive thru the tunnel that has clouds and cherubs painted all over it. Ultimate cheese. It was great!
Here Comes the Sun--Melinda and Thia (from the coach from hell segment earlier.Well all the crows in Vegas are safe.
Hmmm... looks and sounds like they're trying. Yeah, that's it. Trying.
I think Thia was better than Melinda.Belle Book
Wearing her wedding outfit.We Can Work It Out.
No, I don't think we can work this one out, ladies. Didn't like this performance (or even their looks) at all in this one.
Hello Goodbye
Oy!!!Running around and everything.
Maybe they hoped we wouldn't notice what we're hearing.
Hear ye, hear ye, it's the Chris and Casey Clown Show!(Uh, oh, Joe's Place says something about Casey just being rushed - in real time, not tape delay - to the hospital.)
Who will be one step closer. Who will fade away.Top 24 revealed next.
I spent the last five minutes of boredom wondering if I should be this bored. It was boring.
Were in the same group for groups.
What is with the cross?
Thought exactly the same thing about the cross.Should we bury them now?
With Fog and Smoke., darn it is clearing up, I think this needs more mood fogCalling people forward in groups.
1st 7 are through.
Those camera shots were just a wee bit too quick for my liking, but I think I've figured out who made it and who didn't (at least the ones I cared about).
Whatever the precap record is, this episode's gonna break it.
No wait, in a hanger, with the lighted catwalk of death.
Spectacular. Airplane. Hangar....I'm taking tomorrow night off.
wimp.
Given that quite a few of us already know the twenty-four (excepting TV Guide, which still thinks it's twenty), the only reason to watch is for the doubletalk. And given the near-lethal Nigel/Ryan combo, I'm just a little sick of doubletalk.Also, DTWS is openly recruiting Christine O'Donnell. I'm not having a good day.
Oy to DWTS, but think of the superhuman strength you'll get if it doesn't kill you!
What will it be next season? A rail yard for the train wrecks?Ugh. I guess the idea is to wear them out so bad that they want to sit down on that all-too-movable chair.
Naima--Final Performance Put Your Records On.Draging it out so she has plenty of time to cry. Go over the sob story. Sorry to say you made it through. Gack.
Drag out is right. The whole long walk and long talk thing makes for just the opposite of suspense. I'm already thinking about what to have for lunch tomorrow.It would serve them right if someone just casually strolled, maybe even danced with a few backward jogs down that walk, taking their good old sweet time.
Holly--crying girl in the auditions. Final auditions clip
How many times did they make her walk that, or did they play parts of that over and over.She is being pumped up by the judges, so that means she has to go. J. Lo. Outvoted and has to let everyone know.
I hate that extra long walk already.
Not alone in the nos. Lakeisha is a no. Alex Ryan also cut.
Are they going to have them all cry for all the noes.Clint, gosh so much recappage. Final performance, Hello (Lionel Richie). How many pairs of bad glasses does this dude own? He is in.
Coming up the long walk continues.
For once, I was distracted by more than his glasses. My eyes, my eyes, those shoes!They looked like a cheap pair of orange Converse canvases.
If this was the real Long Walk, they'd take all but one of them and shoot them in the head. As is, I'm currently watching a spectacular battle: grass growing versus paint drying. Who will win? Only the inside of my eyelids knows for sure.*falls asleep*
Let's see how the ratings fare from 9 to 10. I bet we see a slide as fast as the eyelids fall.
Haley, stumbled in groups. Sang for life, well Growled more for her life. Hey it worked in the solo at the end of Hollyweird. She is a Yes.DeAndre, one of the Minors. Ukelele for his sing for his life solo.
Can this show drag on any more...blah blah blah, gosh when the judges talk all I hear is the Charlie Brown Wah Wah Wah Wah.
DeAndre is going.
Gosh is the pretaping because Nigel has to train these judges how to shorten it up and knows he is going to have to edit the carp out of them the first couple of "live" shows.
Chris Medina, James Durbin, Jacee all being foreshadowed. How many times can they show the same 10 seconds of J. Lo's break down?
LAST EDITED ON 02-23-11 AT 10:39 PM (EST)Deandre was one guy the spoilers weren't too clear on, although it looked like he was out once twelve guys were on the IN list even if he wasn't on the OUT list. I still had my hopes up for him with his unique voice.
For shame. They dropped this guy in favor of the Gumboy?
Not one of the promoed people. Paul MacDonald...Carnation Suit?
blahidy blahidy blah blah, special, blah blah, material, blah blauh unique, blah blah blah artist, blah blah quirkiness blahidy blahidy blah blah.In the top 24.
VFTW may have it's next white guy with a guitar to back, especially if he keeps wearing the bizarre suits.
Ashton Jones. Wake me when they make the decision. Package, Wait I think I have Judges Say it way too often Bingo!!!!
She is in the top 24.Promo Medina, and well as others, and another time of the same 3 seconds of meltdown.
*yawns*We both know they'll play it tomorrow.
*falls asleep again*
I like the way VFTW does it: WGWG.
Chris Medina up. Yes thye have to show those clips. Hoooooooooooowl!!! Please make it stop.And he gets the dramatic music on the chair. Please stop praising him, please make this ends. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Wah Wah wahwahwahwahwa. Then STOP DRAWING IT OUT!!!
He is not in the top 24 (and the dance party on VFTW is going to crash the server in 3...2...)
J. Lo. Melt Down.
Over capacity.Guess people either didn't know about spoilers or refused to believe it.
Will they really let J. Lo get paid for not doing her job for the rest of the top 24?
*starts awake*Did anyone else hear that thunder? Must have been one gigantic lightning bolt. It's almost as if someone just told a lie which had to be punished by the universe on the spot. But what possibly could have been said?
Moving faster than sound, you won't hear the thunder if the lightning strikes you.
More of the same tomorrow night? Yikes. I predict a ratings avalanche and empty air on the ECST thresd.Thanks, Snidget.
I am really liking this panel of judges. There is no snarkiness (read meanness). There is no weirdness (love Paula - but some of her antics were hard to watch).
These three are really into finding a performer. You can tell by watching they are really taking the time and are serious about their job.
Love Jennifer's compassion, Steven is just fine, and Randy has calmed the "yo, yo, dog" thing.
Can't wait for the live shows!!!
I agree with you about the judges. I totally lost interest last season and wasn't impressed when the new judges were announced, but I have been enjoying this season. I think having Nigel back has helped also.