You know the drill. No matter how shocking or boring the results or filler is, keep it here until Midnight EST.If the West Coasters want to be surprised, they get to be surprised. If they want to read ahead they can choose to do it, but don't put it where they don't expect it.
Limit graphics to emoticons, thank you.
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Show offs. Both of you.![]()
Black and white to start. Clash of the Titans Pimpage.Simon is the Kracken.
Cue Idol theme and logo in color.
Ryan all backlit.
"Evil isn't always Bad" sign in the crowd.Judges intro. Top 10 on the couch.
Don't Make `Em Like U No More
Holy gastric bypass dude!Ruben looks great!
And check out that soul brother handshake! (Simon dug it, along with Randy.)
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-10 AT 09:08 PM (EST)Calls Big Mike over.
Ruben is a vegan now. He has lost some weight.
Some weight? Some? He's a pinhead. But he looks good. Better for his health, at least.
He's a pinhead.Or a spinhead.
Turn that table!
Kung Fu Fighting.
Oh good God. Schmaltzy.And can Ryan pimp Mikey anymore?
Does Ford ever use any of those videos other than just that once?
They are on the AI website for at least the season...don't know if ones from earlier seasons are still there.
So the only people who see these productions are those who go to the website?
And how many of those people are even old enough to buy a car? LOL
Mike has a pink squirrels tailCrystal hadn't played piano in awhile. Took lessons for a few years.
Andrew got picked on for personality. They don't hang out with him so they don't know. Looking for Mama Garcia.
Saw a screening of a movie, guess which one....
Ryan needs to be reigned (sp?) in.Katie needs to lay off the cheetos. Even her head is getting bigger.
Siobhan is safe - whew!
And I knew exactly what was on Casey's mind. *evil laugh*
reigned (sp?) inThat'd be reined in.
Giddy up, horsey!
Give me a break, honey. I'm on scotch. And. . .I can't spell at the best of times.
Either way, you can still ride.![]()
Lee stand up--and he is safe.
Casey--take a seat, you are safe.
Aaron stand up--Simon tells Ryan it isn't the Oprah Winfrey Show. Ryan wants him to give Aaron some advice he gets paid enough. Randy tries to answer the question.
After all that...he's safe.
Siobhan and Katie stand up together.
Katie is in the bottom three Siobhan is safe.
JUDGE FIGHT in the background.
Ryan leans over Simon. Simon is making a point. Frustrated Katie isn't taking his advice.
Ryan is really getting on Simon's nerves. Well, this season's nearly over, so no worry, chap.No surprise Katie's on the bench, but she won't be the one out.
What was Siobhan referring to about the opening of the show? I missed all of the opening up to part of Ruben's singing. Did the vid clips of last night make her look bad or something? or just devastated?
Probably the going to the green room with a bad attitude clip from last night.
Nah... she had an off night even if she could scream the notes. Off key, out of tune, only a week's worth of practice, she could still lay it on. The judges are disappointed with her weak week.
I am soooooooooooooooooo over Ryan.
It's gettin old.
Lennon McCartney song book next week.Ryan gets to spend time with is boy crush Justin Beiber. Canada, we are sending him back with Celine.
OMG (that is the song, not me losing my sanity)
Question - Is Usher the black Timberlake? Or is Justin the white Usher?Answer - They both suck.
All the reason I like the orig' R&B so much the better.
Are the sound guys screwing up the autotune on purpose and such to the pros to make the Idols seem not nearly so bad in comparison.These Weds night performances have been really painful this year.
LOL, I wondered the same thing. If I were Usher I'd be ticked at AI for the crappy sound during my performance!
I had it paused while I took my shower;
so glad I could FF thru that;
now I'm back on real time![]()
Keep your towel on.![]()
Lennon McCartney song book next week.Now, this should be interesting listening.
Or just pure torture?
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Or sunk in the Yellow Submarine? We'll see!![]()
Didi stand up--Walk across the stage and join Katie in the bottom three.Big Mike--Would you walk over here, you are safe. Family says pick him up and throw him and he picks him up.
Ryan in a high pitched voice says he is fine.
Crystal--You are safe. Crystal offers to pick Ryan up too.
Tim and Andrew--Andrew you are safe. Tim in the bottom three.
So Tim, Didi, and Katie are the bottom three.
Katie
Tim and Didi!Raise your hands if you're surprised. Thought so.
The people in the trailer park that got tornadoed...are charging people money to come in and rubber neck.
Warning. Strobe Lighting will be used in the performance.
I usually complain about this kind of music because I don't understand a word they are saying;
but I did understand the hello, good morning part.
It was repeated enough; how could I not?
Heh. I was wondering....how long did that song take to write? 5 minutes while waiting on line at a drive through?
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-10 AT 09:58 PM (EST)P.S. We know who is going...Ryan foreshadowed to Didi that she'd be there to play her guitar next week...so no surprise when he says Tim's name in the next 2 minutes.
Wow.... now I'm surprised!
Lots of fog. Creates the illusion of real music.
What a steaming, stinky, craptastic pile of %&#@ that was.geekboy
"I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
I enjoyed that. Maybe I was high?
I didn't like it much the first time--but after Ryan kissed up to Diddy about his "energy" I rewound it and watched it again.Now the second time I knew it was going to be slow dancing. Still, I thought about how much Kelly C is criticized for a couple of extra lbs but Diddy's up there with his gut and ill fitting pants? And out of breath at the end? Anyway, I saw what he was going for with the second watching. It had a fluidity to it. Now, what was that part where he was standing behind the dancer who was wearing all black? Did AI warn him to not hump while singing? The camera man didn't know whether to be on Diddy or not, lol.
Final result.The person in danger of going home after the nation wide vote is...
Didi.
Tim you are safe.
VFTW goes nuts.
Didi sings Rhiannon
Whew got switched over before the DVR cut me off.Crowd chanting.
Simon: Bad news we are not going to save you, but a million times better than last night.
Whew got switched over before the DVR cut me off.Although sometimes a bane, technology can often be an unexpected mercy.
I had mine set to record an extra minute, but they went more than that over, and I missed the final verdict. I knew I could find out what happened if I came here, though. ;)
Wow...this is supposed to be the girls' year.I never thought they'd want to have her open the tour.
Didi do-do. Performs her last song for this season, tho' she's still on the Tour.The Tim Man without a heart yet with a smile is still on the Yellow Brick Road.
WOOT!! I think it was my votes that put him over the top!! VFTW Victory! He's lasted longer than Sanjaya now!! The King is dead...long live the King!
I thought Sanjaya lasted until 7th place....
Tim broke Sanjaya's run as the VFTW Pick. Sanjaya wasn't the pick from the start, believe it or not. He wasn't the pick during the semifinals and just got the honor once he made the top 12 on his own.
thank you links queen!you'd win RTVW's Masters every year! Heck the entire Grand Slam
Can we castrate Ryan and Simon so they don't play the alpha male testosterone game? Cutting out that nonsense would make them easily finish on time.
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-10 AT 10:10 PM (EST)Meanwhile, the local news goes on as usual, with arrests of those who can't control their own bodily chemistry.
i actually like the sparring between simon and ryan. it brings life to the show.
Please. Simon already plays with his nipples enough as it is.
Did I just type what I think I typed?
yes we have finally corrupted you!
i think it was a fun show with good performances from the 3 guests especially diddy and usher.