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"AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 06:13 PM
I said Georgia,
Ooh Georgia, no peace I find
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

Oh let there be sweet songs, but knowing AI we will just get sour songs, with a few bitter songs, and some well-recursed songs for spice.

Keep discussion of the show here until it has aired on the West Coast and keep the graphics to yourself.

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"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 06:16 PM
The whole 'finding peace' thing is pretty much going to be a total wash.
"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 07:58 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 08:07 PM (EST)

I'd say "no worries, the south will rise again" but ...
well, you know how that goes.

"Intro"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:02 PM
Back to Ryan's home town.
Atlanta.

Big crowds

10,000

Randy needing me time

Mary J Blige guest judging.

"Dewon Robinson"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:06 PM
Is it a good idea to send people from the judges in something they could try to jump out of.

Original piece.
Lady we are not together anymore.

Attempt to show great range.

It's Over, oh please god.

Doing both parts of the duet.

Simon got him shell shocked.

Randy: Security....

And the southern brush off. God Bless Y'all.

"RE: Dewon Robinson"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 08:08 PM
This could get very ugly.
"RE: Dewon Robinson"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 08:09 PM
The Night The Hope Went Out In Georgia.

"RE: Dewon Robinson"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:11 PM
Sometimes I envy Pepe.
"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 08:11 PM
Ok, just watched the Boston auditions recorded and (for the first time in how many seasons) correctly called every single one of them in or out after five to ten seconds of hearing them. Boston's got a contender or three.

Some basic rules these AI aspirants should remember: Don't argue, sing what you and they know, be yourself, and... sing.

Atlanta, first audition: Strike one for a Brave one.

"Leaving the judges cold montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:11 PM
"Kia Johnson"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:14 PM
Pageant girl.

Titanic song.

Is Kara a bobble head?

Mary, she can sing.
Randy liked how she phrased it.
Kara, personality comes across, don't make crazy faces.
Simon, I like you, See her in Oklahoma. I like you though.


Randy yes, Kara, yes, Mary, yes and Simon yes. Off to Hollywood.

"RE: Kia Johnson"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 08:18 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 08:51 PM (EST)

Thought she was great, but I have a feeling there's another shoe that's going to drop.

"Sizzle Montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:15 PM
"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 08:16 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 08:16 PM (EST)

Simon: "You're a good girl... it's all about you."

But leave the lime green pants home! (Good voice, this gal, even if her color sense is beyond psychedelic.)

"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 08:19 PM
Did a spandex factory explode near the parking lot???? My heavens.
"Jermaine Sellars"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:18 PM
Church Singer. Mom has spina bifida so he's been taking care of her.

Joan Osborne, If God was one of us.

Lots of vocal gymnastics.

Kara, great interpretation. You picked something you felt.
Randy best vocal, got skills
Mary J. That was anointed.

Simon yes, Mary yes, Kara yes, billions of yeses from Randy.

"RE: Jermaine Sellars"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 08:20 PM
This dude jives, and I smile with him while he sings. Great vocals, bubbly personality and a definite contender.
"Call Guinness."
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 08:21 PM
I think we have a new world record for consecutive 'best audition of the day' declarations.
"Christy Marie"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:25 PM
From 411 the show

Love is a Battlefield.

http://www.411theshow.net/

Kara, 411, this shouldn't be your career, and it is a no for her.

"RE: Christy Marie"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 08:30 PM
Good heavens.
"Sadness in the elevator montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:27 PM
To I'm going down.
"Bridge Jumper Vanessa Wolfe"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:31 PM
Wagon Wheel

Her family has frogs instead of butterflies.

Kara, should be a country singer, authentic.

Simon I like you. Ill-prepared and nervous but when you are good you are good, but you stand out.

Randy yes, Kara, yes, Mary J yes, Simon says yes we are 100% serious.

"Takin' a ride"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 08:32 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 08:33 PM (EST)

... on the aeroplane!

Sweet but crumbly cookie, this lass.

"RE: Bridge Jumper Vanessa Wolfe"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 08:35 PM
Love her, love her, love her. Not Kelly Pickler, aw shucks, country. Just genuine. Simon is right, She will get eaten alive.
"RE: Bridge Jumper Vanessa Wolfe"
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 08:41 PM
She's adorable. She reminds me of Baby Lisa from Dog the Bounty Hunter.

I don't know if her family will have the resources to get her through until the stylists ge there.

"RE: Bridge Jumper Vanessa Wolfe"
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 01-13-10 at 09:03 PM
Actually, if she had any confidence she might renind me of a good ol' Texas country girl... Janis Joplin.
I liked her.
"RE: Bridge Jumper Vanessa Wolfe"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:12 PM
Hey, Prof!

LTNS

"RE: Bridge Jumper Vanessa Wolfe"
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 01-13-10 at 09:28 PM
Hey cahaya? I made laksa for dinner last night and thought of you.

Always nice to be seen.

"Song during Vanessa' s intro."
Posted by thndrkttn on 01-14-10 at 08:32 AM
For anyone who cares, we found the song that was playing during her intro. I loved it! It's called "Your Rocky Spine" by Great Lake Swimmers.
"Peanuts!"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 08:32 PM
I just hope they don't fly her Southwest.
"I kind of wonder..."
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 08:38 PM
does Simon wear Hanes or Fruit of the Loom white undershirts?
"RE: I kind of wonder..."
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 08:44 PM
Whatever they are they are horribly stretched out at the bottom. Sorta like he puts his elbows in the hem and pulls them up over his moobs.
"Jesse Hamilton"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:41 PM
Simon less cranky?

Near death guy. 3 times. Tick fever, almost got hit by a bullet, almost got run over in his yard.

Worst sob story ever.

Never sung in public before. Only his Mom has heard him song.

Garth Brooks song.

Blanks on the words.

The River.

Mary J having a near death experience herself there.

Randy gets him started on another song he knows the first line of.


Simon, that was terrible, not for you, go back to welding.

4 no.

"RE: Jesse Hamilton"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 08:46 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 08:55 PM (EST)

Was Mary having a near-death experience or a near must-not-crack-up-on-camera one?

"Misfortune montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:42 PM
"Cheap dramatization."
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 08:43 PM
That pretty much sums up the night.
"RE: Cheap dramatization."
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:45 PM
What are you *CRASH* talking about *BOOM*
"Instuments not in audtion but..."
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:51 PM
a loop hole, she is a human guitar.

Holly. This was her Halloween costume.

You Ain't Woman enough to Take my Man.

Simon, bizarre this is but look like an insect singing Country and Western. You are fun.

Randy, you are funny

Kara, normally I would write them off, but you are a ballsy girl with a good voice.

Mary J. I don't get it.

Randy, yes, Kara, Yes Mary, No. She sucks up to Simon and yes he is the kind of person that responds to that kind of flattery.

She is off to Hollywood.

"Guitar girl"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 08:53 PM
... passes with her spunk. Hollywood fodder.

But I betcha she can't play one.

"RE: Instuments not in audtion but..."
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 08:54 PM
Bad Audition Advise 2.0

She was way better than the audition showed, I think. Hollywood should be interesting.

"RE: Instuments not in audtion but..."
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 08:55 PM
She won't last. She's a Pickler wannabe who was an Underwood wannabe - so she's like an Underwood wannabe once removed
"There's one every year."
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 08:56 PM
'Just because I'm insane, it doesn't mean I can't sing!'
"Cat Barking Montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:51 PM
"Mallory Haley"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:53 PM
20 from Winter South Dakota.

Singing Janis.

Mary. She wow, that was great, that was dope.
Kara, I like her to. You know who you are.
Randy, got a good look too. Like you own the country singer.
Simon, you were fearless, didn't let it show. Great energy. I like you.

Got for yeses

"RE: Mallory Haley"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 08:55 PM
Anyone who can get away with Janis deserves to be in.

And I still haven't missed a single in or out call since the season start. The judges' table is getting predictable.

"RE: Mallory Haley"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 09:09 PM
I was worried for a minute, glad she made it through.
"Golden Ticket montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 08:54 PM
"Skiboski Antonio Willa"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:02 PM
with a misprinted shirt.

Grapevine.

He is like the dollar store.

Randy, that doesn't even make sense.

Simon, the outfit put me off, the singing was awful.

Kara, I thought it would be a disaster, you had a good voice. What else is there to feel now.

Mary J. great voice, image wise, make that match.

Randy, got good vocals but lose the other nonsense.

Simon No, Mary, yes, Kara, yes, Randy Shut UP you are through to Hollywood.

"RE: Skiboski Antonio Willa"
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 09:03 PM
Wow. Just wow.
"RE: Skiboski Antonio Willa"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 09:04 PM
I'm pretty sure VFTW just had an evilgasm.
"RE: Skiboski Antonio Willa"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:10 PM
*checks the play by play over there*

Funnystone says "Skii Bo Ski - WINNER."

And Estee gets another Kewpie doll today!

"RE: Skiboski Antonio Willa"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:04 PM
With his voice, I called this dude in too but as Randy said, "Shut up! You're goin' to Hollywood!"

Tradin' jive for jibe.

"Friends"
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 09:04 PM
Um, was that Paris Hilton they showed outside?
"Best Friends"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:07 PM
Carmen and Lauren. BFF for life. Since the third grade.

Lauren, what was that
Carmen, much louder.

Simon, Carmen better of the two. Funny together, You should be in a group. the Ditz sisters.

Randy, Yes to Carmen no to Lauren
Kara, support your friend. Yes to Carmen
Mary J, Yes to Carmen.

Simon I would say no to both of you. But Carmen is through.

"RE: Best Friends"
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 09:09 PM
I woulda said no to both as well. Shouting is not singing in my book. If Carm went in by herself she would've been tossed out on her Georgia peach.
"Eek"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:10 PM
One of two and they're both heartbroken at first and the one out is the one smiling after all.

Don't think Carmen will go far even with her bbf wholeheartedly supporting her.

"Sour Peaches Montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:13 PM
"RE: Sour Peaches Montage"
Posted by bostonrobfan on 01-13-10 at 09:13 PM
LOL, I am loving Mary J. Blige.
"Bryan Walker"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:16 PM
He's a Police Officer.

Superstar ala Ruben

Kara, this is what I love about this job. That was great this guy can sing.

Randy, you sound nothing like what you look like. This is hot dude.

Mary J. don't have to try to prove anything.

Hollywood for Bryan.

"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 09:17 PM
He was awesome.

What up with Simon? His nerves are wearing thin and I blame Kara. She's stepping on his toes.

"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by samboohoo on 01-14-10 at 10:08 AM
I can't stand Kara. It's why I don't really watch anymore.


Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie


"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:18 PM
Cop with the chops, yup.

He might go more places than he could in a squad car.

"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 09:18 PM
He made my girlie parts tingle.
"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 09:21 PM
Ooh lala. He's too clean for the Shoppe.
"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:24 PM
Uh, oh. If and when it comes to voting time...

Go ahead and fantasize about his loaded department standard issue pistol.

"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 09:29 PM
*snort*

cahaya, once again, you are my hero.

"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:44 PM
"RE: Bryan Walker"
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 01-13-10 at 09:30 PM
Very good.
"Lamar"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:20 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 09:25 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 09:20 PM (EST)

He will respect their opinion

Sings Seal.

Randy, that was torturous. You aren't that good man.
Kara, I'm not going to say you are a terrible singer,

Randy, listen to us. It wasn't great, there is a voice in there but it needs work.

Kara. Lamar, hold on

Mary J. you have to find some humility, stop trying to exalt yourself,

Kara you need to do the work.

Randy, you are not ready yet.

Sings some more then curses, they are trying to help him

and he sings some more.

Security show up.

That is not cool says Kara.

Curses all the way down the elevator

He wishes Paula was there. Mary J worried she needed to get her duck on.

"RE: Lamar"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 09:23 PM
And then he sings to the camera at sidewalk level as his next-to-final act, gets applauded by the passengers in a stopped car, and curses them out.

Never a cop auditioner around when you need one.

"RE: Lamar"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:24 PM
were those Worsters in the car stalking the audtions?
"RE: Lamar"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 09:23 PM
What did you used to do for a living, Lamar?

Cause, dude, it is over.

"RE: Lamar"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:26 PM
This guy can't quite belt out all his anger, even in song.

"Last Audition--Larry Platt"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:28 PM
General Larry.

I think he is over age.

Pants on the Ground is his song.

I think he's auditioning for a spot on the finale.

Simon: I have a horrible feeling that song could be a hit.
how old are you. 62 years old.

You are a little bit over the age limit of 28. Not the last we heard from you.

Panel is off to buy some belts.

Gave out 25 tickets.

"RE: Last Audition--Larry Platt"
Posted by cahaya on 01-13-10 at 09:30 PM
Funny, I just mentioned the belts last post.

And this guy was pretty funny, tho' no AI.

See y'all next show! Good to see y'all, with Prof, whimsey and the usual AI gang.

"RE: Last Audition--Larry Platt"
Posted by Maroonclown on 01-13-10 at 09:31 PM
Hey X-Factor - Here comes Larry!
"RE: Last Audition--Larry Platt"
Posted by bostonrobfan on 01-13-10 at 09:31 PM
Looking like a FOOL with your pants on the ground.
"I dare you"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 09:30 PM
to start a Pants On The Ground thread in OT.

"RE: I dare you"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:32 PM
I started the one about the things the stars bedazzle, I think that is enough for today.
"RE: I dare you"
Posted by Estee on 01-13-10 at 09:34 PM
Fine. Start it tomorrow morning.
"RE: I dare you"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:35 PM
but I'd get a lime helmet.
"For the record..."
Posted by byoffer on 01-14-10 at 10:30 AM
... I started that thread without seeing your directive.

But glad to make you happy.

"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 01-13-10 at 09:36 PM
Wow this is the first time (last night too) I've watched the auditions.
I don't know how you guys hang in there.
My kids are loving it. I'm missing Chuck Barris.
"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by Snidget on 01-13-10 at 09:37 PM
Alcohol helps.
"RE: AI9 1/13 Atlanta Audtions ECST"
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 01-13-10 at 09:46 PM
Dang! I forgot where I was.
I'll remember that for next week.
"Oh my, thanks"
Posted by whimsey on 01-13-10 at 09:47 PM
for not only remembering these sad, sad, folks; but for wrangling us in for the party.