Another Monday night, another episode of the Bach. It's already looking like A) Sean doesn't like this thing getting too competitive, and B) Sean is too damn nice for his own good. He's a sucker for girls who are sweet to him, but as he watches this and sees his sweeties trying to cut each other's hearts out over him, he's gotta be thinking A) How much of a sucker am I, and B) Do these goofy dames really want me, or do they just want my sexy carcass and my big weenie? Hey Sean, old buddy, old pal, it's your body and your weenie they want, trust me. That's part of the deal when you have 26 dames fighting over 1 guy on a stupid TV show, and them wanting you for you won't happen till you pick one, if you're lucky. Don't like it? Well now you know how all those beautiful, big boobed women feel when they have half a dozen guys with their brains in their crotches fighting over them. Get used to it, and just make sure you pick the right one. He's gonna toss out a bunch more of them for getting too much into the drama, then as he watches this he's gonna think "Dammit, I shoulda listened to all those dames I sent home who told me so and so was no good, because they were right." I hope he doesn't screw up and pick the wrong one, but a lot of them have done exactly that. Post your thoughts on this episode here.
*yawn*Pretty boring episode. Too much Tierra, too little Desiree.
And what's with the Catherine love-fest all of a sudden? We've never seen her, but all of a sudden they're crazy about each other?
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I've only gotten through Selma's date, which bored me silly. I mean, really, was he not going to be a complete gentleman in that situation?I was wondering if Catherine was this season's phantom.
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LAST EDITED ON 01-29-13 AT 05:45 PM (EST)The roller derby was a train wreck waiting to happen.
Sean in tight boxers - YEEEEEES!
Tiar-able has Sean wrapped around her pinky. Poor guy.
yeah i agree. Here's a pretty funny recap of the Bachelor roller derby episode: <http://www.helloloser.com/2013/02/01/bachelor-breakdown-the-roller-derpy/>
"Word of advice, don’t ever watch The Bachelor on Hulu. Somehow they turned a two-hour show into two hours and fifteen minutes
. . . Every break featured the same commercial for an antidepressant. "That was funny. Thanks.
*** My own thoughts -- but potential spoiler *** from an UNSPOILED person:
I've been planning, since week 1, to do a BIG analysis and figure out who the final 4 are... I've got a spreadsheet and my husband thinks I'm a loser... Anyway, I'm going to put my unspoiled thoughts in the week 5 thread. But wanted to show you this EW magazine page from the 12/14/12 magazine. I don't consider the words as important as the girls listed: The 5 girls to watch are Tierra, Sarah, Desiree, Robyn, and Ashley P. I THINK in the past, when I've seen this same article for different Bachelor seasons, the final 2 have been in it. (I could be wrong).
More tomorrow!
Remember Round Five and Round Six will be shown on back to back nights Monday and Tuesday.