-- predict the breakup date!I think this relationship only stays intact for as long as there are cameras around to record it. If Emily can get her sought-after wedding lead-in series plus a little reality show on Lifetime afterwards, she'll hang on until about four months after the network stops taking footage. I'll give her the ability to at least sucker someone into paying for the catering and say we don't get the official dissolve until May 12th, 2013. This may be stretched out somewhat if she can get lots of tabloid stories out of her impending misery.
And ours.

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