BTW, those abs? yea,,,,,,pant pant pant
but did they really have to shoot him in the shower? LOL He looked uncomfortable then
Slicey took out the wrinkles '08
Back by popular demand (well the voices in my head tell me it would be a good idea)Take a drink every time a totally LAME-O flight reference is made. eg. Bumpy ride, wings of love, "land a plane on my landing strip anytime" (Although I must admit, I may miss a bunch as I think I will watch the show with the sound off.)
Chug the whole bottle if the song "On the Wings of Love" is played/sung
Propose a toast to the producers every time Jake's abs are featured. *moment of silence please as I contemplate his abdominals*
Two toasts to the producers every time Jake's abs are shown gratuitously (ie Playing beach volley ball would only be one because it would be expected he would be shirtless, but filling out his income taxes shirtless would rate two)
A sip if a bachelorette cries
2 sips if Jake cries.
A shot everytime a bachelorette is shown readjusting her strapless gown.
Feel free to add your own.
And with this? qwerty is drunk alreadyBTW, those abs? yea,,,,,,pant pant pant
but did they really have to shoot him in the shower? LOL He looked uncomfortable then
Slicey took out the wrinkles '08
Every time someone says either "amazing" or "connection."I haven't watched the show in a long time, but the skin shots of Jake seemed quite gratuitous. They would've gotten slammed if they shot a bachelorette that way.
YIKES! There goes my liver!
LAST EDITED ON 01-25-11 AT 01:26 AM (EST)Every time someone says either "amazing"
Jimmy Kimmell just did a skit about that tonight!
I just came in to see if qwerty needed any help in being picked up off the floor.
After the plane date, I'm sure she's totally wasted by now
yesh! *hic!*
completely passed out I see....
I busted when they actually played "On the Wings of Love" during the flight.
*groggily gets up from under the table*
What happened? All I know is that within the first bit of the ep my liver was screaming for mercy.But, I promised a very good RL friend of mine (yes, I do have a RL, however small it may be) that I add the following rule
A shot every time Jake refers to the Bachelorettes as "guys"
*wanders off to find the alkaseltzer*
If you are still incoherent we could use you over on the AI premiere thread to fill the void left by Pauler leaving.
But I am all out of Vicodin
yea, the 'guys' thing got me too.
Maybe he doesn't want to call them girls but....
he could say.....
"all of you"
"ya'll"
My boy Jake has impressed me this week. So in honour, I propose we toast Jake everytime he says something that very obvious to us, but not usually to the bachelor or makes us think that he may be perceptive.
Examples this past week included the classic line to Michelle
"Yes, I really do believe you want a husband" *SNORT!*, calling Elizabeth out on her being a tease (and her totally being oblivious to what he was trying to say),
and his comment how he understands how some people don't want to kiss early in the relationship because of spiritual or religious reasons and he totally respects that but he "didn't think that was what was going on in this case". Go Jake Go!
Take a shot everytime a bachelorette badmouths Vienna to Jake.
There goes my wine budget.
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Is that your liver I hear sobbing.
Take a drink everytime Brad says "come here to me".
Most excellent!
I actually don't remember any of these ASW's names but I do remember hearing, "Now go and send some of these women home" from one. I was hoping it would be her he sent home, was it? Seriously I'm so unattached to Brad and whether he finds a bride that I can't remember who says what.
I've been Sliced.
AWESOME!!!
Didn't you forget something?
Most excellent!
