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"Official I Love Katie Thread"

Posted by Scuba Steve on 04-27-05 at 09:01 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-05 AT 09:02 AM (EST)

Why am I doing a Katie love thread? Why not? Someone's gotta do it. She can't be only survivor this season without a love thread. So, come and show your love for Katie.

Who am I kidding? If this thread gets more than two responses, I'll be suprised.


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"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Wacko Jacko on 04-27-05 at 09:20 AM
No love here. I don't like whiners and gossipers. That is all she bring to the table.

"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Incognito9 on 04-27-05 at 09:56 AM
Well, that's not always all she brings to the table. If the table has food on it, she brings a steak knife, a fork, a stick up her butt if somebody else touches the food, and a larger appetite than the entire Republic of Palau.

I hope this satisfies the 2 posts needed on this thread. Maybe we should lock it or transfer it to bashers.


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Thaibeach on 05-10-05 at 09:06 AM
Well, that's not always all she brings to the table. If the table has food on it, she brings a steak knife, a fork, a stick up her butt if somebody else touches the food, and a larger appetite than the entire Republic of Palau.

I may now have to start the Official I Love Incognito9 Thread.


...'cause Katie bites.


"RE: K-k-k-katie, Corpulent Katie..."
Posted by madrugada on 05-10-05 at 11:09 AM
The fact that a "love" thread is largely devoted to bashing the object of that - um, er, love - says it all.

Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, Katie.


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by smokedog on 04-27-05 at 12:13 PM

"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by kingfish on 04-27-05 at 12:30 PM
I love Katie. Please don't take my sweet Mama away!
(Love those hams)


Wally the whale


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Incognito9 on 04-27-05 at 01:16 PM
>

I'm guessing you did a little bit of photoshop magic on that picture.

I'm guessing that you made her much smaller than she really was in that pic. HAAAHAAA.


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by smokedog on 04-27-05 at 10:56 PM
I stole the picture from another board. I have no chopping skill at all. I thought it was a work of art as well!


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 04-27-05 at 12:34 PM
Ah, Steve, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but ... this thread would be better off over in Bashers!!



"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Incognito9 on 04-27-05 at 01:21 PM
The minor degree to which we are "bashing" Katie right now is the most love she can ever hope for from loyal Survivor viewers at this point.

"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by LibraRising on 04-27-05 at 01:33 PM
Let's hear it, Katie lovers!

*crickets chirping*
*tumbleweed blows by*
*sound of an uncomfortable cough in the distance*

Hmmmm...

Bow before the evil queen
How dare you insects come after ME!


"Don't take my Katie away!"
Posted by kingfish on 04-27-05 at 05:58 PM
I'm here. I loves my Katie-ums. Just waiting off shore for my lovely blubber-ishus sweetie to come join me.

(and if Fooner ain't lookin, she's mine).

Wally the whale


I say if Wally wants her, she can't be all bad. OK Scuba S, there is some love afterall, inter-species, perhaps but we aren't judgmental, are we? Let’s give the whale, Wally that is, not Katie - and I understand the confusion - a break.


King -Guppy that is


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by applejack93 on 04-28-05 at 00:18 AM
I love katie! (not as much as steph though)

I love her because she is an irritant, and because she has found a way to get to the top of the pecking order without doing much.

Seriously, I love that about her.

In my opinion, SHE would be the most satisfying winner of the remaining survivors. Why? Because she has very little chance of winning, so to win she would have to work her butt off.

I want to see katie screw over and pi$$ off everyone to get to that prize.

Go Katie!


"No...., seriously...."
Posted by Incognito9 on 04-28-05 at 00:36 AM
April Fools' Day was almost 4 weeks ago. You're a bit too late.

Don't scare us like that.


"RE: No...., seriously...."
Posted by applejack93 on 04-28-05 at 08:56 AM
don't get me wrong - I can understand perfectly why people hate her. But I like the fact that she gets people so worked up - anyone who can do that deserves some credit in my book.


"Stomping on some crickets!"
Posted by dreamerbeliever on 04-28-05 at 01:36 AM
Mr. Chairman! Mr. Chairman Scuba Steve! of the we love Katie group, dreamerbeliever stands up to be counted and is willing to become a proud new member. Not only that but I’m willing to serve on some sort of a committee to help spread the gospel of all things Katie. If you need me to hand out flyers in the airport or something, I am your guy. I just adore her. My women need to have some tartyness and sassyness to em. Come on people, she is smart and fun! Really what’s not to love? Okay don’t answer that because there is only so much internet bandwidth to go around.

And as far as a loyal Survivor viewer not liking her, ehhh wrong answer. Seen every episode of Survivor but two and Katie easily makes my top 10 (well maybe top 15) favorites of all-time. We the Katie lovers may be a small minority but we have a powerful lobby and in politics, that’s all that matters.

The dreamer must now begin to walk down the street chanting "I love Katie! I love Katie!" while holding up a sign that says "Be loud and proud of your Katie admiration!"



"RE: Stomping on some crickets!"
Posted by Scuba Steve on 04-28-05 at 07:59 AM
So I guess we're a club of four.

I should have realized this was somewhat futile, but I had to see if there was anyone who didn't think Katie was the worst survivor this season. There are many others who are more deserving of hate. (Gregg, Jenn, Caryn for example)


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by seahorse on 04-28-05 at 08:47 AM
Katie is well loved by her mom and dad and her cat, Norman.


Handcrafted by RollDdice


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by applejack93 on 04-28-05 at 08:55 AM
hehe, I am one of the few katie lovers but I found that very amusing.


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by bostonrobfan on 04-29-05 at 10:01 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-29-05 AT 02:26 PM (EST)

I love Katie. I think she's funny. She had my favorite line in last night's show:

"We can't get a female alliance together because Caryn sucks."


"The endless 'I Love Katie"
Posted by kingfish on 05-02-05 at 06:47 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-02-05 AT 06:54 PM (EST)


This is the Endless "I love Katie Poem" - I could go on for quite a while. I love Katie because she inspires me to poetry (well, at least it rhymes, sort of).


Katie is my big fat sweetie,
Cause I likes them nice and meaty.

I hugs her when she lets me,
Even tho she gets so sweat-sy.

Katie is my little Honey
But when she runs she looks so funny.

I loves my Katie deeply,
When she goes I'll feel so weepy.

I wants my Katie sitting beside me,
Tho her lap is just a mem'ry.

Katie is so nice and fat,
I mean hippo fat - and that is that.

Katie had a very nice cat, until she sat,
and smashed that little pussy cat flat.
(bye bye Norman!)

When Katie goes I'll feel so blue,
I'll want to eat like a hippo too.

I loves my katies beautiful hams,
she gets them from snarfing up all those yams.

I loves my katie yes I do,
I just love to flip her little dew - (lap)

Katie is my very favorite,
Her food, she makes such short work of it.



"Sing Along....."
Posted by okaychatt on 05-02-05 at 08:30 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-02-05 AT 08:31 PM (EST)

K K K Katie, plentiful Katie,
She's the only g g g girl that I adore.

When the m m m moon shines
Over the camp site,
She'll be snarfing up the f f f food for Koror.

K K K Katie, snarkiful Katie,
She’s the only b b b byotch on team Koror

When the ch ch ch challenge,
Calls for her skills set,
She’ll be sitting on her a a a a$$, that’s for sure.



Everyone is entitled to my opinion.


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Incognito9 on 05-09-05 at 02:09 PM
Oh come on. None of you should act surprised if Katie wins the $1 million. It only took her 25 minutes to get across the sandbox on a rope swing in the obstacle course (Ep.2). She beat a 75 year-old grandmother civil rights attorney on the Cargo Net maze. And she played a major role in Koror's successes by making hemp necklaces and puppet shows.

Katie is the epitome of "Ultimate Survivor". When you all grow up, you can only hope to reach the success and status of our goddess Miss Katie.


... ugh that just felt sooooo dirrrty.


"RE: Official I Love Katie Thread"
Posted by Estee on 05-09-05 at 05:42 PM
I sorta like Katie because for the whole season, it's felt like she's been looking over our shoulders and laughing at us. She's also the only person there who's even attempting snark at this point, and there's worse things to make yourself than an ideal Final Two partner if that's how you can explain it during the reunion show. I just have no idea what her strategy is for winning the jury vote beyond 'Aw, come on -- they'll only have another America's Tribal Council and vote Tom/Ian/Jenn/Caryn a million dollars.'

Well, maybe not Caryn.