Ian wins IC.

1st out- Stephenie
2nd Caryn
3rd Tom
4th Katie
5th Jennifer
6th Gregg
Winner- Ian

IC winner: Ian

dolphinboy gets to do his happy dance again because I think he may just win immunity or I'm just following the crowd like the sheep that I am.

Sorry Pepe but my name looked much better in emy's first place shout-out highlight last week Congrats though!

You really are a dreamerbeliever, eh?

Scratch and sniff
"Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05

Changing my order!

7. Stephenie
6. Gregg
5. Caryn
4. Jenn
3. Ian
2. Katie
1. Tom - winner

LAST EDITED ON 04-24-05 AT 10:16 AM (EST)

Welcome back Mistress Emydi, hope you demanded a pleasent vacation (you said a cruise?).

Keep list as is. Since last week that is. And I’ve checked some super-secret CIA files and discovered that this week will have Ian winning IC.

Here's the account;

Ian was morphing into a Johnny Depp type pirate figure. As this metamorphosis progressed, his great adventure became more of a pirate adventure, he became more and more cut-throat. If he had spent enough time on the island he would inevitably have evolved to the point where he would have been dining on human flesh with regularity.

His old dolphin friends? At F6 he is already to the point to where he would wack one of those for dinner if he could. One rarely mentioned fact though, dolphins are smarter than most survivors (and of course, all models). So no chance of that.

These changes in Ian included an elevated testosterone level and an increased combativeness. The combativeness would result in his fighting just that much harder for IC, which he won. But the increased testosterone level would have another effect, one much more far reaching.

After the win, he started following Jenn around and offering her some chocolate later for a little f*** now. Rebuffed, he made the same offer to Caryn who threatened a sexual harassment lawsuit (talking legalese actually has a pretty deflating effect on the libido), He then subtly broached the subject with Katie by humping her leg and asking here “You wanna F***?” And repeating the peanut butter and chocolate offer.

Well, the thought of food excited Katie so much that she immediately dragged Ian into the woods, strapped him to a log, and give him the wildest ride of his life. For two days. Burnett keeps the video of this locked in a vault. Her heft combined with her chocolate induced wild abandon caused the whole island to shake, trees to sway, rocks to fall, and it caused an undersea avalanche. This (you probably can guess where this is going) caused the huge Southeast Asian Tsunami. Think about it, the root cause of that huge tsunami was Katie getting excited over food.

Needless to say, it about killed Ian, and he was still in pretty bad shape for the next RC and IC. It took him a few days to recover. Those infinite mounds of gelatinous blubber that engulfed him and pounded him for those two days damaged his psyche. He never mentioned chocolate around Katie again.

Just a side note: Just in case anyone thinks that Survivor, or the Survivor boards are not that important, that time spent watching or talking about Survivor is wasted, this account and some of the breathtaking postings in last week's PTTE (esp. the Kofi Annan post) should put those concerns to rest. (Holds fist on air) We count! (can't spell well, but we count).

Aka the guppy, aka the gup-meister, aka Kingfish X. McGuppy, aka Super Guppy

very funny gup but you're too late for the IC winner bonus...but you can tell me who goes out in IC first and get -3 points

LAST EDITED ON 04-25-05 AT 06:41 PM (EST)

Katie, although still raring to go for chocolate or peanut butter, is still Katie (i.e. a challenge challenged putz that just cannot be bothered to do what it takes to win).

However, it is the Stephanie "La Gritta" La Grossa, the Underwire Uber Amazon that goes first.

And then she'll cry.

This woman does not leave anything on the table, she will use every thing from the all out balls-to-the-wall effort to the little girl tears. She would be Gang-B**ging the men, and the women, the natives, and the wildlife if that's what it took. And she manages (so far) to do all of this without burning bridges with the future jurors. Her main failing so far was to fail to whip Ulong into a lean mean fighting machine. That would have been a tough job, but that's what she had to do.

You just gotta admire her.

Should I take that as a compliment, Gup-meister?!

Yep. You can bet your sweet li'l ole low-fat patootie on it.

That li'l ole Gup-meister

LAST EDITED ON 04-28-05 AT 05:22 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 04-28-05 AT 05:20 PM (EST)

Missed the early bird, but I will go with Katie as the first to drop out.

Mini PTTE

Stephanie - 1st out
Caryn
Gregg
Jenn
Tom
Katie
Ian - Winner

LAST EDITED ON 04-28-05 AT 04:46 PM (EST)

Oh carp. You have an office outing and you're immediately out of the bonus. So much for the triple crown (PTB, ABC and PTTE). I'll have to try to get the other triple crown (PTB, ABC, and LL).

Mini PTTE:
1. Steph (1st out)
2. Katie
3. Tom
4. Caryn
5. Jenn
6. Gregg
7. Ian (IC winner)

©Syren, 2005. Bounced by IceCat!
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. --Dean Martin II

I take it from your pre-edited post that Steph is first out and Ian wins correct? Please just mark it that way for me, thanks

First eliminated in the IC this week will be Stephenie.

LAST EDITED ON 04-25-05 AT 12:46 PM (EST)

Check it out...in my original post...

There is a maximum of -10 bonus points (if you also win the early bird bonus)

Give me a mini PTTE bonus on the IC this week.

7. First eliminated from IC-- -3 pts. if correct
6. 2nd eliminated from IC-- -1 pt. if correct
5. 3rd eliminated from IC-- -1 pt. if correct
4. 4th eliminated from IC-- -1 pt. if correct
3. 5th eliminated from IC-- -1 pt. if correct
2. 6th eliminated from IC-- -1 pt. if correct
1. WINNER OF IC-- 1 pt. if correct; 2 pts. if correct and you were an early bird.

The early birds are:

fairyprincess, tribe, drich, John Mc, FlowerPower, Pepe, whoami, goth, corvis, dreamerbeliever

Remember, ebs, don't edit your initial post or you lose the early bird bonus if you are right about your winner!!!

Mini PTTE:
7. Steph
6. Caryn
5. Gregg
4. Tom
3. Katie
2. Jenn
1. Ian -- Winner of IC

LAST EDITED ON 04-25-05 AT 04:55 PM (EST)

IC Bonus #2

1st out Stephenie
2nd out Caryn
3rd out Tom
4th out Gregg
5th out Jenn
6th out Katie
IC winner Ian

7th=Steph
6th=Tom
5th=Katie
4th=Jenn
3rd=Gregg
2nd=Caryn
1st=Ian

Thanks for the heads up and the chance to demolish the competition. This is a pecking order/alliance defining challenge.

MINI IC PTTE ;
7. Stephenie first out
6. Tom second out
5. Gregg third out
4. Katie fourth out
3. Caryn fifth out
2. Jenn six out
1.-Ian winner

BTW, I'm changing my first out post too. And great idea Mistress, gets the action going.

Of course Ian will win the immunity challenge, but ... woe is me ... I missed the EB deadline!

Here goes the PTTE for the IC starting with first out:

Steph
Tom
Caryn
Jenn
Katie
Gregg
Ian

Mini ptte for IC

1st out- Stephenie
2nd Caryn
3rd Tom
4th Jennifer
5th Katie
6th Gregg
Winner- Ian

First out - Stephenie
6th - Gregg
5th - Katie
4th - Jenn
3rd - Tom
2nd - Caryn
Winner - Ian

Scratch and sniff
"Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05