LAST EDITED ON 02-09-05 AT 10:16 PM (EST)![](http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/420ab9dd01d79a9b.jpg)
Welcome to another PTB season!
Contestants apprehensively await the start of a brand new Survivor PTB season as they sit aboard the USS Hilbert DE742, a cannon class destroyer from World War 2, making its way for the islands of Palau. They have not been allowed to speak to each other yet, but they have been sizing each other up as the ship nears her destination. The morning blue sky erupts with the sound of a B29 Superfortress plane, its silver belly emerges from the clouds and buzzes over the hull of the Hilbert.
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The camera pans to KObrien_Fan who is decked out in a leather bomber jacket and helmet, holding onto the doorway she leans out over the Pacific Ocean and as the camera closes in on her she says:"The PTB players you see on this ship below me are about to start this game in a very different fashion than it has ever been started before. In a moment I am going to start bombing them and they will be forced to abandon ship and either swim or grab a life-boat and make their way to island shore as quickly as possible. They will be given nothing, no food, no fire, no water, and no instructions. Many of them will be very confused, but make no mistake about it, this is the week one entry thread and the game is most certainly on. 39 days, 14 episodes, ONE PTB champion!"
Survivor theme song plays and as the plane picks up speed you can see KO press a button and the rear hatch opens and drops twin bombs into the water near the boat. The explosion rocks the Hilbert and worried gasps are uttered from the players.
Kermit the Vixen: What shall we do?
Road Kill: Do? I say jump for it.
PMSPML: I've played in KO's games before, trust me, we better get outta here, now!
Left and right players jump into the cold sea, ducking as more bombs send fresh waves over the bow. The life-boats are deployed and filling rapidly with frantic and confused people.
Seahorse: I know you would think I should be able to swim, but I just learned a couple of weeks ago, the last thing I want to do is go in the water right now!
Yensid: Oh my heck, just go.
Oh My Heck: What? Go where?
Yensid: Huh? I was talking to Seahorse.
Oh My Heck: Then why did you call me?
Yensid: I didn't call you.
Oh My Heck: I thought I heard you say "Oh My Heck"
Yensid: I did? What are you talking about?
Oh My Heck: Oh nevermind, we have to get out of here, just sittem down now and forget it ok?
Sittem: Did you call me?
Oh My Heck: Who?
Sittem: Me, Sittem?
Oh My Heck: Yes, sittem down.
Sittem: What?
Yensid: Oh MY Heck, I am getting out of here!
The boats and players get to shore, exhausted already from the swim, John Mc peels off his wet and heavy blue jeans to reveal a pair of gray underwear and the knobbiest knees you have ever seen. He sits on the beach to rest.
Gothmog: Hi, I'm GM. (He offers a hand to John)
John Mc: Hi GM, I'm John. I sure could use some of KO's rum punch right about now. I wonder when she is going to get to the island and tell us what to do?
Gothmog: If I know KO, she won't be here any time soon, I bet she wants to see us fend for ourselves.
Okaloosajohn: What, you mean no instructions, no help, no nothing? She, she, she wouldn't...
Gothmog: I know her evil mind, she sure would, and we better accept that fact and start building a shelter.
Tribephyl: I'll say one thing for KO, she sure knows how to throw a twist into things. If we don't watch out, some of us will be in Loser Lodge before long!
Emydi: Oh My Heck, this is bad, this is very bad!
Oh My Heck: Are you talking to me?
Emydi: I'm talking to anyone who will listen. KO can't get away with leaving us here to starve to death!
Gracie_Tar: What shall we do first?
Rudy Rules: I dunno?
Cuon: KO sure picked alot of pretty people to be in this game, look at all these DAWS. You know you can't get by on just your looks don't you? You realize you are going to have to outwit and outplay me and all these others to win, right? You know that right?
Smokedog: I know one thing, Bebo is the reigning champion, maybe we should just follow her...
Scarlett Ohara: Oh yes, Bebo is the queen of snark and the queen of PTB, she makes even starvation look good.
Dreamer Believer: Hey guys, come on over here. I figured KO might pull something like this, so I smuggled some waterproof matches in, we can build a fire, let me just get them...
Flower Power: Oh now that is just disgusting!
Dreamer Believer: What? Why?
He bends over and pulls back the tongue from his sneaker and extracts 3 matches from a hidden seam, FP blushes.
Flower Power: Oh, uh, nevermind, good job Dreamer!
Woiwod: I am new here, can somebody please explain to me what the heck is going on?
MJewel: I am new too, I'm cold and I want to go home.
Molaholic: Don't despair, it isn't that bad, it could be worse. I'm going to go search the jungle for some rum punch.
Alwaysintruble: So PTB, pick the bootee, it has started?
Bebo: You bet it has started, and I started playing from the moment I hit the beach.
Tinman: What, you hit KO?
Moo: Who hit KO, you mean someone KOed KO?
Bebo: I said hit the beach as in sand, not hit the biotch.
She shakes her head and starts gethering palm fronds.
SurvivorScott: Is this every man and woman for themselves?
Rudy Rules: I dunno.
TVGeek: Didn't she mention when she signed us up, something about things being tribal?
Rebel Crown: I don't remember, I'm going back to the sign up thread and re-read that.
Angelfood: Oh thats a great idea, me too.
Im Here to Win: Well as runner up last time, I think I will play conservative until I figure this out.
Laureli: Hmmm, maybe I'll just watch the others for a bit and make my entry later.
Venom: Just don't wait too long, KO must have a deadline for entries.
Higgs: But how will we know when it is?
Redbeard: Maybe the deadline is the same as last time?
Rudy Rules: I dunno.
Becstar: Can we 86 the old man, he is getting on my nerves?
Rudy Rules: I have friends you know.
Das Mole: OK, break it up, we need to think. KO is pretty twisted, what would you do if you were KO?
Pagong Rat Eater: I know I have the advantage because first of all, everyone knows that I am her favorite. Second of all, I have the most experience playing her games.
Divawife: So share then Rat, what do we do?
Cadfile: Yeah, please help us!
PRE: OK, well I will tell you that I am willing to bet that this isn't all of the players, others will be along soon.
Survivor Gal: You mean, others can join even if they didn't sign up?
PRE: Yes, that is exactly what I mean. I also know that while KO likes to add twists, she doesn't like to break too much from tradition, so fire definately represents life in this game, and when your torch is extinguished, its hello Loser Lodge.
Geg6: Loser Lodge, isn't that a great new game created by a handsome guy?
NewsomeWayne: I have heard of it too, I've heard it is one cool game.
Sisyphus: Game? Are you talking about Luck of the Draw?
NewsomeWayne: I wasn't but that is a fun game too.
Sisyphus: Was it PTTE then, I heard that game has a new hostess.
NewsomeWayne: That game is awesome too and it does have a new hostess but that isn't what I was talking about.
Sisyphus: Then it must be the ABC game, is that the one?
PRE: Nope, but that is the same magnificent host as the game we were talking about- Loser Lodge, it is where everybody goes once they get booted from any of the games we just listed. Survivor Blows sure has some excellent games.
Adricharlie: But I thought KO's game was the PTB, am I wrong?
PRE: No, you are right. And this is the week one entry thread, so you better make your picks soon.
Kingfish: OK, now I am completely confused????
Gothmog: Me too, because I thought that I was KO's favorite, I even have a tattoo to prove it.
John Mc: You and PRE are both wrong, KO loves me the best.
PMSPML: Cool your testosterone guys, we are all in a quandry here, the least you can do is help guide the way.
PRE: You can follow me if you want but I am not sure you will like the results, I sucked at this game last year.
Whoami: One thing is for sure, Bebo rules and you guys drool.
Smokedog: You think it's the blue dress? She looks awfully good in that blue dress.
Bebo: KO? KO? Well guys, I don't think we are going to get any instructions or any help for week 1. Good luck with your entries, and oh my heck don't forget about the bonus.
Oh My Heck: What? What bonus?????
And the chatter continued throughout the day and most of the night. Will the contestants be destined for Loser Lodge, or will they figure things out for themselves? This is the week 1 entry thread, good luck, have fun, and no spoilers at any time, K?