1. Darrah -- Boring
2. Lillian -- Boring
3. Sandra -- Stupid
4. Burton -- Idiot
5. Jon -- Overexposed

LAST EDITED ON 12-07-03 AT 09:47 PM (EST)

** Out. Christa (1). ** Oh, my poor little Christa. The writing was on the wall throughout the entire episode, but you toughed it out. Who's gonna braid your hair at Bootee Bungalow? Maybe T knows how. You jurors have enough for a game of bridge, at least. Seeing how interested Rupert was at the TC festivities last night, maybe you could play at the next one. Rupert seemed "shocked, shocked!" to learn everyone was lying yet still (snicker) trusted each other. And, oh, I'm still trying to figure out the logic of your answer at TC -- "I pissed some people, well, alot of people, off, and that's why they won't vote for me tonight."

1. Darrah (3). I'm not sure how Darrah made it to the top this week. I guess she was just less stupid than everybody else. "Jon's a snake, but I believe him." She played her swing vote position well. Also wore her yellow bikini well. And didn't wear her buff well. And another naked shower scene! Wowza Wowza! Oh yeah, that's why she's #1. And she spoke, even, at TC.

2. Burton (4). It's really sad to see Burton's story arc peak. I'll miss him after next week. Please win IC and let it be Jon that goes. Your good cop strategy is a good one, and positive points for a major fishing haul. Negative points for being a wimp by having to check with Master Fairplay Jon when you had the chance to set up a Plan B. Now each of you coppers have a target on your back, being the last pair standing. Bad luck getting third position in the RC. Burton's obviously the smartest person left in the game, but that don't mean squat in Survivor.

3. Sandra (2). This hot tamale is a classic survivorette. I guess letting Christa take the fall for the fishy garbage bought you a few days. Bad luck getting first position in the RC. Keep working Darrah and Lill; they'll eventually join up with you. Just make Lill cry, that always seems to work. Nice set-up move at TC saying Lill was the one person to not go against at F2. Maybe another midnight stroll with Darrah behind Jon and Burton is in order. Sandra drops a spot mostly because of her negotiation skills about voting with Darrah and Lill -- or should I say lack of skills. At least she didn't curse at them.

4. Lillian (6). "I guess I'm gonna have to win immunity." Yeah, that's a plan, Lill. Take another bite of that cucumber -- or was it a mushroom? You move up out of last place just because you had fun jumping on the bed at the hotel/spa.

5. Jon (5). Self-appointed master of the game. That's what I like about Jon. He showed his class and distinction by memorizing the menu at Thank God It's Friday's. Jon seems to have a F2 alliance with everybody. Get some new jokes, though, Jon; the wicker one is old. The fat lady will be singing for you soon, and the sooner the better. Is it just me, or does everyone else realize that Jon hasn't been shown doing any work -- ZERO WORK -- over the last four episodes or so. I think he cleaned a plate of food five episodes ago (which is not the same as washing/scraping it).

-- Ra, as fast as light

Latest down the walk of shame: Christa. The obligatory epiphany in the final hour was just too little, too late. You’re logic is mind boggling. “I know he lies. He has lied to me before, but I will trust him. I have pissed people off, so maybe that will keep me here.“ Maybe all those tight hairstyles affected your thought processes. Ah well, you will have all the time in the world for more hair experimentation at loser lodge. If Rupert doesn’t throttle you for being as thick as the plank you ending up walking, that is.

1. Darrah: Yep, you. You are the quiet one everyone underestimates. You don’t say much, but you observe everything and then just give blank stares. As a result, everyone assumes you are being led around by your nose. Having not said much, there wont be much that can be used against you in the “inane and poor me statements” portion of the final Jury questions. In fact, the biggest question you may be asked is “You were on the island? When?!” You may be the best strategist in this game.

2: Sandra. You can’t shoot, and you cant swim... but in terms of eavesdropping, you are the queen baby! Lure Darrah and Lil into the woods so they can hear right from the horses.... mouth what idiots they think you all are. Good job not tacking “because everyone loves the village idiot” at the end of your “Everybody loves Lil” speech. But please, please, please....realize that the guys have to go. I know you love to bash Jon. We all love to bash Jon. But bash him where it hurts...right on the flame of his torch.

3. Burton: If you could possibly have learned to think for yourself, you might have had a fair chance of making the “good cop” thing work. Unfortunately, that routine calls for improvisation... and you didn’t seem to have the skills to think quickly on your feet. Too bad Luv, the first rule of acting is to assume that you have to carry a scene once in awhile. I’ll miss you. The tribe will miss you. The tribe will miss eating as well.

4. Jon: What can I say about the guy who decides what his date will eat, and when? I put you higher than Lil this week, simply because it took guts to sleep next to kissy, huggy Lil all night, even if Darrah was on your other side. But that said, you do seem to have a certain way about you. You gave a better “keep hope alive” speech than Jesse Jackson ever did.

5. Lil: You dear, have to learn that it is ok for a woman to make her own choices. Constantly asking Burton and Jon what you should do has cost you dearly. “I like a man to take charge” said it all. You are in a game. You want to win. You can’t win if you don't at least TRY and think for yourself. Choice number one for you next week? Please choose to put your pants back on. Then choose to vote the men off. Oh, and choose to see the truth. Jon smirks every time your back is turned, and sometimes when it isn't.

neat! I'm new registry, so obviously i don't have any last week votes (which i'm assuming were those in the parentheses) so i'll start fresh:

1. John. Love him, hate him, he's playing the game right now, and i admire that if there's no one around i like, and in the case of this cast, there isn't. So he's at the top of the list by default.

2. Burton. Same as above, only he's the #2 man.

3. Sandra. Same as above, but annoying, and out of Rupert's shadow, she hasn't proved herself yet.

4. Lil. She's annoying, and boring, but we're from the same damn town, so that gives her a 4 over the 5.

5. Deaduh. Umm, i complained that i didn't know who she was, then the last couple episodes she came around. Makes me wish she'd just go back into hiding. Great she's winning challenges, but she's boring, and i can't hardly understand what she's saying.

Darrah died. Nobody noticed
I_AM_HE, that was hysterical. Too bad I think you're fighting a losing battle there re: Survivor's newest Southern Belle. (It must be something about a Southern accent that mesmerizes a jury. )

Anyway, here goes:

1) SANDRA (1)--talks straight, acts sneaky. I can't wait to see her make Jon sweat next week.

2) DARRAH (2)--Ah ahm slolee tayuking ovah thee-us gayum BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

3) LILLIAN (6)--still annoying, but moves up by default.

4) BURTON (4)--Lying (unfortunately) gets you farther in this game. Equivocating does NOT. I think Lill will wise up to you when offered a chance to go further.

5) JON (5)--I wish YOU were a wicker chair so I could sit on you and break you. GRRRRRRR!

1. Sandra
-She has spunk, more personality than anyone that isn't Jon that is left in the game, witty and not afraid to speak, not someone I would want to live with but a good reality show contestant.
2. Jon
-At least he is interesting, unlike the remaining three contestants, and although I am not a fan of his tactics or comments a lot, he makes the show interesting post-Rupert with his feud with Sandra.
3. Darrah
-She doesn't whine or say anything, which puts her above Lil. She is doing well in immunties without immense brawn or cockyness, which makes her better than Burton (Although cocky isn't right for Burton to be fair). Not to mention, my god I cannot believe I am saying this, she is the best eye candy left on the island
4. Burton
-Well, he is Jon's pawn, a beta male, pretty uninteresting, etc.
5. Lillian
-God bless her, but could there be a worse reality show contestant. At least crazy Jan had some odd traits we could have good fun with.

1.Darrah
2.Burton
3.Sandra
4.Jon
5.Lil

All really close though

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