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"TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:00 PM
Right on time up here in the Great White North.

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"Previously..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:01 PM
A recap of last week's alleged highlights, with a shot of Joe/Heidi cuddling up in the bunker when Phil comes to inform them they have been eliminted.
"RE: Previously..."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:04 PM
Thanks for updating. We are 45 minutes or more behind.
"RE: Previously..."
Posted by HistoryDetective on 03-21-10 at 07:14 PM
Fraking basketball game!
"RE: Previously..."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:16 PM
I know.
"RE: Previously..."
Posted by HistoryDetective on 03-21-10 at 07:25 PM
I always cheer for the clock.
"RE: Previously..."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:27 PM
It's too bad they took all their time outs in the last 2 minutes, extending those 2 minutes to 30, then they have the nerve to go into OT.
"RE: Previously..."
Posted by MaryKat on 03-21-10 at 07:05 PM
I'm looking forward to your updates, Pepe. Tell me what's happening.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:04 PM
It's still good to be Canadian!!!!
"Leaving the pit stop..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:06 PM
Louie and Michael leave at 7:47 am.

And, we're off to Reims, France - the teams must drive 37 miles to find the statue of Joan of Arc at a gothic cathedral.

"RE: Leaving the pit stop..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:06 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-21-10 AT 07:07 PM (EST)

Steve and Allie leave next at 8:08 am.

"RE: Leaving the pit stop..."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:07 PM
I thought this was a siggie free thresd
"RE: Leaving the pit stop..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:18 PM
Heh... stoopid enter button!
"Hints"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:07 PM
I will try to post only hints of the act so as not to spoil your fun.

First task makes sense in France, find Joan of Arc.

"RE: Hints"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:08 PM
This is a spoiler forum... spoil away.
"Joan of Arc"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:10 PM
How can them mess up French so much, plus complain that people in France don't speak good English.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:09 PM
"People really do not speak good English here."

No sh!t, Sherlock. You're in the middle of small-town France.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:11 PM
Once at the statue, the undercover cops get handed a champagne cork. Clue - get thee to Champagne or rather, a place called Epernay.
"Roadblock"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:13 PM
"Who's ready to cave in?"

Rappel and Search - they must rappel 100 feet into the aging caverns of a winery, then mush search for specially marked champagne bottles.

"Champagne and Noah"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:13 PM
Where did these people think Champagne came from.

Plus how do you mixup Joan of Arc vs Noah ...... AAARRRRHHHH!

"RE: Champagne and Noah"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:14 PM
Jordan is too stupid to live. She is a waste of good air.
"RE: Champagne and Noah"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:16 PM
Heh. That was all too predictable.

Jet and Cord end up in the wrong town, also called Champagne but with a second hyphenated name attached to it.

"Now that is a deep wine cellar!"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:14 PM
How deep did they say it was?
"RE: Now that is a deep wine cellar!"
Posted by Estee on 03-21-10 at 08:51 PM
About a hundred feet.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by michel on 03-21-10 at 07:17 PM
Jet and Cord go to the wrong town and are falling back. Not good for my casino entry
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:19 PM
Mine either, but I know if I stop betting on them, that will be the week they come in first again.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:26 PM
Even when they got lost and went to the wrong town, they're still in 5th place, ahead of Brent/Caite and Team Too Stupid To Live.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-21-10 at 08:52 PM
No, that would be Team Too Stupid To Live and Team Too Self-Unaware To Live. At least Jeff knows they're stupid.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:20 PM
The male Jordan is the first to find a marked champagne bottle and he must knock off the cork with a knife to reveal their next clue.

They must go to a chateau in a winery called Taittinger la Marquetterie.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:21 PM
I bet they don't speak English very well there either.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by kathliam on 03-21-10 at 08:10 PM
The male Jordan is the first to find a marked champagne bottle and he must knock off the cork with a knife to reveal their next clue.

Didn't they do the whole sabre to the champagne bottle on a previous season? I swear I remember that but DH doesn't.

It's always a cool thing to watch, even if it does waste a lot of good grape.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 08:22 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-21-10 AT 08:27 PM (EST)

I think that was on a different reality show where some guy was attempting to set a record for most bottles sabred in one minute. Wasn't TAR, but can't quite recall which show this was...

ETA: I remember now... it was featured during the Olympics where the owner of a Whistler restaurant attempted to reclaim his own world record that had just been broken days earlier.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Starshine on 03-22-10 at 05:59 AM
I don't think so, however in season 5 (I think) they had to drink a shot of vodka off of a sabre. (Brandon and Nicole refused to drink)
"Clues"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:21 PM
The clues are getting better in this show, but it really helps if you realize that Joan of Arc IS NOT A GUY!!!
"RE: Clues"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:22 PM
Nor is it a bank! (Thanks, Caite/Brent - who are just now starting their big fight that we saw in the previews. "Here, take the clue. You seem to have an attitude.")
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-21-10 AT 07:36 PM (EST)

Detour

Tower - build a tower of champage glasses, leaving exactly one glass at the top.
Terra - search a square km of winery land for different coloured grapes to find their next clue.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:28 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-21-10 AT 07:36 PM (EST)

Why are the police doing so well so far?

Tower of glass looks bad, Terra is a long search tasks with the police commenting on the number of grape vines in a vine-yard.

"Beauty and Directions"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:29 PM
Insisting on asking your advice from someone good looking backfires.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:29 PM
Jeff: Jordan, you go into the cave.
Jordan: *laughs her head off*
Jeff: Ok. Hope I get rabies down there.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:31 PM
*snort*

Please let them go home aleady!!!

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by michel on 03-21-10 at 07:31 PM
Yes!! Jeff drank champagne!

"Ooops."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:31 PM
Steve hits something and caves in the front-right bumper and hood of the car. Twisted plastic is preventing them from being able to drive their car as Steve is trying to kick the plastic back into place.
"RE: Ooops."
Posted by michel on 03-21-10 at 07:35 PM
3 out of the first 5 teams go to Taittinger in Reims where they make the champagne instead of Taitinger in Pierny where they grow the grapes. Steve and Alie, Dan and Jordan and Jet and Cord are falling back
"RE: Ooops."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:35 PM
Back from commercial... Allie happens to have some duct tape in her backpack. Steve is able to use the tape to hold the bumper back so they can drive their car.
"RE: Ooops."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:37 PM
Yay, Allie! She's like MacGuyver.

I bet she has a ball point pen too.

"RE: Duct Tape"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:41 PM
I tell when you are up North, duct tape is you very best friend.

Fixes a hole in your canoe, prevents your Tim Horton's box from falling apart, holds together your pieces of lumber.

Duct tape holds the universe together.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by michel on 03-21-10 at 07:37 PM
Cathy Drone for Cathedral was pretty funny but nothing can beat: "If I can find crack ion someone's butt, I can find grapes in a vineyard."
"quote"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:45 PM
Is this better than:
"I hope you have insurance?"
"Pit Stop..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:38 PM
Louie and Michael is team number 1 - again.

They have won a trip to Cancun at a resort.

"RE: Pit Stop..."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:39 PM
w0w. That's 3 legs in a row. w0w.
"RE: Pit Stop..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:42 PM
Carol and Brandy are team number two ... and magically, Caite and Brent are right there besides them!

Guess what? They've now shown up at a pit stop for the third time in six episodes without doing all of their steps. Miss South Carolina, ladies and gentlemen!

"RE: Pit Stop..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:43 PM
Team number three... Steve and Allie.
"RE: Pit Stop..."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-21-10 at 07:46 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-21-10 AT 07:47 PM (EST)

Phew, Andy Rooney's on... that means we get to watch in a few minutes.

Thanks for the updates, guys!

"RE: Pit Stop..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:48 PM
Team number 4 is Jet/Cord and number 5 is Dan/Jordan.
"RE: Pit Stop..."
Posted by Estee on 03-21-10 at 08:55 PM
and magically, Caite and Brent are right there besides them!

Behold the magical powers possessed only by lesbians! Accio Idiots!

Caite's just jealous.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:46 PM
Now that's a kick-azz giant bottle of champagne! Dan and Jordan successfully build a tower of champagne glasses and now they're pouring to see if the tower can withstand the pouring of champagne.

And... it does!

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:48 PM
Brent/Caite build a tower ... and halfway while pouring the champagne, it collapses on them!

Cut to commercial.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:52 PM
They silently walk out and start searching for the grapes.

Annnnnd.... Jeff/Jordan has just arrived at the same time, or so that the editing wants you to believe they did.

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:54 PM
JeJo decide to build a champagne tower, while Brent/Caite snipe at each other.

Brent/Caite finds a multi-coloured grape! Meanwhile, Jeff/Jordan's tower collapses halfway down.

Now let's see if it's a non-elim or not!

"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:54 PM
Brent and Caite are .... team number 6!
"Champagne"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:46 PM
Now that is what I call a BOTTLE of Champagne!
"RE: Champagne"
Posted by michel on 03-21-10 at 08:00 PM
I think that's what you call a Mathusalem, the equivalent of 8 bottles.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:55 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-21-10 AT 07:56 PM (EST)

Je/Jo finally finds their grapes while in the pitch-black dark.

They're in last place ... and they're PHILIMINATED!

America cheers - but what are we supposed to do for pure entertainment now?

"????"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:58 PM
You call them entertainment? I call them a walking headache.
"RE: ????"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:58 PM
But they come up with so many quotable lines!
"Next episode..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 08:00 PM
Teams fly to ... the captions went on the fritz. They're in some tropical locale and we might be getting a repeat of "My ox is broken!" as Brent/Caite can't get theirs to cooperate with them while pulling a wagon.a
"RE: Next episode..."
Posted by Snidget on 03-21-10 at 08:51 PM
Seychelles is what I think they said.
"RE: Next episode..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 09:00 PM
Hmmm. Can you say "bunching point"?

There's got to be, like, two flights a week that goes out to there.

"RE: Next episode..."
Posted by Starshine on 03-22-10 at 06:02 AM
Well that is what Phil said, the stragne noises the teams made bore very little resemblance to Seychelles
"Seychelles."
Posted by Estee on 03-21-10 at 08:57 PM
One of the islands in that nation grouping, anyway.
"RE: ????"
Posted by michel on 03-21-10 at 08:05 PM
Jeff and Jordan are what we call in French "des Imbéciles Heureux."
"RE: ????"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 08:07 PM
They were, indeed, enjoying themselves even while being in last place, no? Jordan had this big grin on her face mere moments after being told they were eliminated.
"RE: ????"
Posted by Estee on 03-21-10 at 09:06 PM
What makes you think Jordan knew what 'eliminated' meant? 'Is that the country we just won a trip to?'
"RE: ????"
Posted by skeetergirl87 on 03-22-10 at 12:56 PM
I agree. Yes, they were stupid, but they seemed to enjoy themselves and each other and were capable of laughing at themselves and their mistakes. I'd rather watch that than an intelligent uptight team with no sense of humor!
"RE: ????"
Posted by CTgirl on 03-21-10 at 09:42 PM
I agree Pepe. I didn't watch Big Brother so I didn't have a previous opinion of them. I thought they were funny to watch.
I would've rather seen Caite with the attitude go home.
"RE: ????"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-22-10 at 05:54 AM
I think we're still in the "point and laugh" stage of our relationship with Jeff/Jordan seeing that we didn't watch BB. The rest of you? I pity you.

I'm not sure which one is worse - the brain-deadness of Brent or the whine of Caite. I'm more liable to blame Brent for the three times showing up at pit stop with a missed clue along the way as he tends to lead the way with Caite tagging along. I'm not sure what on earth Brent was thinking that he could follow Carol/Brandy to the pit stop without their clue saying "go to the pit stop" on it.

"RE: ????"
Posted by CTgirl on 03-22-10 at 06:49 AM
I think Brent thought they were going to the next task not the pitstop, but he is the brain-dead half of that team. (And their classic fail with the champagne glasses falling was a good point-and-laugh moment too. Caite should have listened to Brent on picking that detour!)
"RE: ????"
Posted by Loree on 03-22-10 at 10:20 AM
And Caite was following Brent up and down the same row in the vineyard. I thought they should have at least went down separte rows to cover more area. But then Caite spotted the grapes and Brent didn't. So he must have walked right by it.
"RE: ????"
Posted by MaryKat on 03-21-10 at 08:01 PM
I don't think I could have watched them one more week.
"Mime"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 07:56 PM
The mime does not look happy having to wait with the sign so long for the last couple.
"RE: Mime"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-21-10 at 07:57 PM
And Phil looks like he's under the weather, doesn't he?
"RE: Mime"
Posted by MsShel330 on 03-21-10 at 08:04 PM
Thanks for the spoilers gang and special thanks for the warning on the mime. I'll make sure to not watch the end of the episode since mimes give me the creeps.
"RE: Mime"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 03-21-10 at 08:28 PM
In this case it should be ok. He just stands there with the sign doing nothing at-all.
"RE: TAR 16, Episode 6 - East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by MsShel330 on 03-21-10 at 08:30 PM
That mime is really creepy. God, I have goose pimples from looking at him.