Jets off the air and only one game on CBS: NYC media market will start on time unless the current program officially finishes turning into a ninety-minute infomercial for I Am Legend.

On time here. Andy Rooney's recipe for saving money, don't spend any.

Again on time in Canada. Life would be good if I did not have to shovel the driveway tomorrow morning.

Have we not seen ticket offices in town open early before. I would have gone into town to check out the offices. Meanwhile I bet the office in the airport does not open to 9:00 am.

Yep, R&C find a office open early. And the lady is shaking her head at how Ronald treats his daughter.

Ronald was right to question the flight choice but he could learn to be nicer about it.

I am not surprised to hear the Goths say that they want to go to Romania or somewhere spooky. So going to Lithuania excites them.

All those countries that end in -ia are all the same, you know.

Who here can expand beyond the fossilization of the mind to Air France.

HAHAHA

Expand! HA - HA - HA.

But what happens if it expands so much, it hits the giant ball of fire inside CheerJennifer?

I don't know, and I am scared to find out.

Is ticket lady at the place just randomly deciding which flight they get on?

Looks like it. I've done stuff like this to rude people too lol. Be nice to the retail worker.

That goes double when it is not your country, triple when you don't speak the local language, and quadruple if you don't know what laws you may also be breaking.

No, she is having problems understanding what some of the players want. The ones who stay calm and taking care to explain better what they want are getting better flights.

When they all want to go to the same place I think she probably knew what the later people wanted after figuring it out once.

I think she may have given some of the flights based on how much she liked the people/how rude they are.

I think you are right, I meant the first two or three, but by then she knew what was up and the better you treated her the better the flight.

Rudeness gremlin strikes

Umm this set doesn't look as good without make up as the previous set, plus they are kinds b****es lol

DH just mentioned the same thing about the blondes. They are going to have trouble if they expect to get by on their looks.

Just.Stop.Talking.

Yes, you, the blonde with the face. Yes, both of you.

The.Silent.Treatment.

Learn it, live it.

Sincerely,
Snidget's bleeding ears.

Am I a bad person because I'm disappointed the bus didn't kill the blonds?

Yes, you should only want they stuck doing police reports for the next five hours.

EVIL MAZE SEARCH TASK! I love it!

Remember, stopping and asking for directions screws up your time.

Because driving around aimlessly is so much faster.

That bus was close! I am not sure that they would not have been hit if she had not driven forward.

Y'know the amazing part? 'Ronald' isn't even the funniest answer.

Ronald has the nerve to tell his daughter to be quiet while he is doing the roadblock. Sure... like he was silent when she was trying to jump the ditch.

They came from Lithuania.

Just when we thought it was safe from the Travel Gnomes we now have over a thousand of them!!!!!!! Gnomes that is.

We are looking at some of the worst stilt performances since Desmond.

TK & Rachel first, Kynt & Vyxsin second.

I wanna know who is in charge of coming up with these great feats of amusement! Animals, stilts whooo hooo!

First prize! Ten day trip in Japan! I want that! I want that! I want that!

Who came up with this stupid rule that Canadians can't enter the race!

LAST EDITED ON 12-02-07 AT 11:08 PM (EST)

Direct all hatemail to:

Condolezza Rice
U.S. Department of State
2201 C Street NW
Washington, DC 20520

Or I can hand-deliver it for you, since I work in DC.

Better yet, have Harper summon the U.S. Ambassador and demarche him.

I missed something. Why is he doing the stilt walk in bare feet?

To expand the fossilization of the feet?

Grip. Depending on the type/shape of the soles on his shoes they may have a poor fit or are slipping if he tries to use them.

LAST EDITED ON 12-02-07 AT 09:09 PM (EST)

They are just not getting along, couldn't even count fenceposts without fighting. They are the last team to arrive.

Speaking of fighting, Jen and Nathan were at each other's throats for almost the entire episode. Nathan told her he hated what she turned into and he also called her a b!tch during the counting task (which they gave up on for the stilt walking.) If they are still together and they watched that tonight they had to be cringing.

KARMA did indeed get them. And I love it!

LAST EDITED ON 12-02-07 AT 09:33 PM (EST)

Did the blonds pick up the right gnome? If not they were doomed before they even started counting.

1. TK and Rachel - 10 day trip to Japan
2. Kynt and Vyxsin
3. Ronald and Christina
4. Azaria and Hendekea
5. Nathan and Jennifer
6. Nicolas and Don
7. Shana and Jennifer-Philiminated

*Happy Dance*