The biggest superlative ever!Cast is introduced in packs of four.
Douchebag alert goes off when Nick shows up on screen.
Other bits of info... Dazid is as dumb as a hollow surfboard.
Jessie is delusional. Elissa and Rachel were surgically split apart.
Amanda has an annoying screech.
Jeremy is a tool.
The first to enter the house...
Candice, G-Marie, Judd and Andy.
Candice, Andy and G-Marie share a room. Judd goes elsewhere.
then Elissa, Jeremy, Kaitlyn and McCrae
Jeremy drops his stuff in Judds room.
Elissa and Kaitlyn grab a room and McCrea acts lost.
then Howard, Helen, Jessie and Nick
Howard drops his bag in the guys room.
And the girls re-enacted an add for Planet Fitness. Playing the part of the lunks.
Helen is nervous about revealing how smart she really is.
and finally Amanda, Spencer, Dazid and Aaryn
Dazid doesn't get a bed. Or may have to bunk with a guy.
McCrae admits that he would tear Howard apart, in a gay way, if so inclined.
At the Champagne Meet and greet...
G-Marie is loud and obnoxious.
Wow. Dazid is dumb. no, rully dum. and he's a bit smitten with Aaryn.
Jessie is smitten with herself.
Then we see...
Spencer, Howard and Jeremy starting the first "secret" alliance of the season.
A little while later...
Jessie picks David and Jeremy for her "Best Looking Alliance".
Jeremy now freaking out about people jumping into his lap. Their alliances that is.
First HOH Comp:
Has the hamsters hold onto a sheathed phallus-shape and get swung around the yard.
You can call them popsicles. But everyone sees vibrators.
Judd first off.
Howard off 2nd.
Figures their manhood would prevent them from continuing to hold on any longer.
Show Andy is holding on to his mansicle like crabs.
G-Marie admits she is having trouble with it's size. Normally not a problem for her back home, I guess.
Jessie is sliding up and down on hers.
Judd figures out Elissa is Rachel's sister.
Amanda is off.
Spencer let's go.
As if it wasn't crammed with innuendo already, producers turn on the pre-climactic squirting lubricator.
Helen slides off.
Jessie gets off.
McCrae gives commmentary about being shot in the face with liquid.
Turns out he's a spitter.
Andy slips off.
Kaitlyn is down.
Aaryn is down.
Jeremy, Nick, David and McCrae remain.
...
But first...
Julie comes up with a twist. Offering a "Never-Have-Not" Pass to the one that gets off next. Twist is that it's hidden in one of two lunch-pails. Don't pick the wrong lunch.
Dazid falls for the bait and ... DENIED!
Jeremy falls off next and gets the pass.
Nick and McCrae try to work a deal as the last 2.
McCrae promises safety.
Nick falls for it.
McCrae is first HOH of BB15!
When we return Julie drops the bomb about the MVP and the process of naming a third nominee.
Aaryn is shocked.
Howard promises he's gonna be crazy. Er, the summer is going to be crazy.
McCrae suddenly realizes the gravity of being an HOH. All of his nominees could stay.
All in all... this is a season of stereotypes and superlatives galore.
And so far, I'm on board with letting the carnage commence.
CBS loses over a half million viewers in less than a half hour.Wednesday primetime ratings for CBS:
8:00pm
CBS – Big Brother 15
Viewers: 5.699 million, A18-49: 1.7/7
8:30pm
CBS – Big Brother 15
Viewers: 5.011 million, A18-49: 1.5/6
CBS' Big Brother loses nearly half a million viewers once the eviction was decided.
Normally, the ratings go up for the second half hour as most viewers are interested in seeing who the new HOH is.
I know you had something to do with this Estee. ... Estee? You there?