...he just spent two hours trying to quiz the fish on whether they had a pre-existing relationship....he didn't believe their answers (marking the first time he's ever not believed anything).
...he once lost a counting contest to Dandrew.
...if he wins, he's going to use the money as his Nigerian lottery transfer fee.
...he wanted to become a dentist just so he could recommended sugared gum.
...Cowboy just volunteered to give him game tutoring, with special assistance by Marcellas in Veto Studios.
...his secret dream is to be Ryan Jenkins' wingman.
...he couldn't finish his HoH blog because he had to change positions every time he hit the Shift key. (Plus the pantry ran out of Tab.)
...he gave up the Immunity Necklace!
...he's already been tapped as the next host.

We can move this to Bashers in a few days: I just think the venting needs to start now.