I previously thought that I would love Renny. I was wrong. From the moment she opened her mouth, I hated her.

Jerry played it smart but IMO he will never make it to the Final Four. Who will want to be opposite him in the Final Two, because he would win. At least right now. The "I want to do this for my Great Grandkids" wins everytime

I wasn't surprised by the houseguests... a bleached blonde Hooter's waitress... several young men... a religious guy who was, I think, anti-gay... a gay guy... hmmm, they all sound familiar.

Amazing Race and Survivor have a more diverse group, a greater age range. Why are Big Brother houseguests mostly twenty-somethings?

I noticed the great-grandfather, but I'd like it if there were maybe two housegusts in their twenties, two in their thirties, two in their forties, and so on...

And a racist gay guy, at that.

Renny, the pot called, it wants it's black back.

Renny and muscle-bound's feud still going.

Renny = clueless. She either can't or won't remember what happened when she woke up the house with the supposedly locked door.

Brian = stoopid. He figures that after 1 nomination ceremony that he's Dr. Will (i.e. he's in complete control)

Brian has a good idea: Renny's gonna self-detruct the longer she's in the cage, so why don't they take out a decent physical threat to win key competitions later on?

However, he seems to be playing too many angles at once.......

Unfortunately we've seen the "oh they'll self destruct sooner or later" types get way too far in the game because everyone figures they've got time to get the insanity out of the house.

On the other hand, she isn't much of a threat so you might afford to keep her around. You just have to hope her insanity isn't contagious and you end up without the numbers to get them out later.

See Brian
See Brian's Ego
See Brian's Ego Expand
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Countdown to excessive hubris biting Brian and his Ego in their respective azzes.

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Brian is really full of himself, huh.

Is this a disease epidemic to reality Brians? If it moves, make an alliance with it: if it doesn't move, vote it out? If he keeps this up, he'll have to change his last name to Fail -- or we'll do it for him.

And what's with those ugly opening credits? Did someone at Endemol get a $2.95 graphics system and decide to show it off?

They are never going to get the ants out of the BB house. Ants lurve honey.

Name a sillier-looking Veto competition.

...

...didn't think so.

Too bad that wasn't tar.

That was quite a sticky situation!
Seriously tho, Snidge is right. How will they ever get all the honey out of the lawn and everything. Unless it was look-like-grass carpet & they can just roll it up and haul it out

Okay, hose those guys down!

Sweet Dreams, Honey

All 6 contestants are in colored pajamas. They must go under a bridge with a honey lake/river, go to a big bed with multiple colored pillows. They must look through the pillows that match their color to find a Veto Bear. Then they have to return that bear to the honey jars (after going back under the bridge...) First one to return 5 bears wins the POV.

Competitiors are April (orange), Renny (brown), Memphis (blue), Jerry (purple), Jessie (green), and Michelle (red)

Jessie wins the POV!

What's the specific gravity of honey, anyway? I've seen Scout move faster than that.

Bear abuse! Bear abuse!

http://www.henriettesherbal.com/eclectic/kings/honey.html
"The specific gravity of good honey, on the average, is 1.425; it should not be lower than 1.375 (U. S. P.)."

I'm guessing that wasn't good honey.

And if you'd forgotten what the 'genius at sunrise, idiot at sunset' edit looked like? This is it. Brian overreached, and now they're about to beat him to death with his own arms.

Why do a whole season's worth of manipulations, back stabbing, etc. before the first eviction.

Does he think this is speed dating and he needs to form a new alliance every time the bell rings?

I understand wanting to move fast, but too fast just sucks the target right onto your back.

That's new, isn't it?

Ollie turns on his alliance the second a girl comes into the picture.

He really did just barely lose his virginity before going in the house, didn't he?

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I think Ollie is an idiot. As soon as a pair of breasts dance in his face, he loses all sense of strategy or gameplay. Why spill the beans to April and Libra?

...cannot stand Brian, so we wind up with nine people sneaking up to the HoH room, confronting Jerry on what's been happening. Jerry just doesn't know if he trusts any one of them enough to believe the story.

Anyone want to tell the editor we're down to the last act and s/he's wasted a third of hir time on drama shots?

Like people watch this show to see strategy and game play.

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I'm feeling a little sorry for Jerry right now.

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Me too Tummy. I was hoping Jerry was doing at least a little thinking on his own - maybe he was - maybe it was just editing that makes it look like he is listening to Brian for everything.
Well, till just now anyway.

Anyone want a drink?

I think I do. Watching this dreck is gonna drive me to drink.. AGAIN!

What are we most likely to see on tonight's broadcast?

A. Bigotry.
B. Fighting.
C. Puppetry.
D. Isolation booths.

F. all of the above

Have fun with that