The suds were high enough to keep things viewer-safe on the men's side, and were frequently covering the women as well. There was just a lot of jumping required to reach the upper clothesline. And a lot of jumping happening anyway.

Some killer DR commentary from Eric for this challenge. Nothing to see here, nothing to spell here either, move along...

...anyone admitting to joining Dick's 'scarred for life' club after the display of Amberage?

So in one competition, they managed to rip off The Mole and TAR. Kudos.

I don't know, Jessica -- Paris is saying wearing hangers just won't be in until next spring.

Amber is totally out to lunch Top Model indeed !!!!
How can she believe that?

Amber, when she hasn't been crying for a while, has her hair in some kind of order, and isn't in the middle of speaking in tongues or rolling her eyes to get a lock on inner visions, is about average.

She doesn't have the looks for the current modeling industry. She does have the 'The world exists for the benefit of me' attitude.

Then again, the instant she tries to get in on that, Daniele will sue for copyright infringement.

Hi God,
It's me Snidget.

I don't ask for much, but please keep Wah-mber off the covers of any magazines I may ever see in a store anywhere at anytime.

I'd appreciate it.

Thanks

Since the Weekly World News was canceled last week, I think your safety odds just went way up.

'Woman cries for ninety days -- because God loves her!' Front page for sure.

Y'know, I was just about to give Amber some minor props for being able to unscramble and spell 'unitard'. Because it proves there's one word on the planet she can do that with, and it's definitely one more than we would have suspected from her before this.

And then she started talking about her prospective modeling career.

And how the way she talked could only help her.

And then I realized she was probably right about that part.

Right about then was when I made the move for Slicey's stomach pump...

Now, my body's not unlike Wahhmber's, albeit on a smaller frame and with a reasonably flat stomach, but God's slipping her roofies at this point.

You just know he and Vishnu and Zeus are probably laughing their asses off about this over a couple of beers.

Heheh...

"Look what I can make this bonehead think!"

-Glass

Is to get Amber nominated.

Who do you want him to kiss?

Very interesting considering today's early morning happenings in the HOH room.

Very interesting indeed.

Considering what we know from last night, you think the producers might actually stack the deck on this one?

Yes, and who wants to place bets on what footage they will use?

I think a better resolution version of what Snidget/Joker's had will be the one in question.....

Who do we want Eric to kiss?

In the name of advancing their relationship to the next level, I will now cast five million votes for Zach.

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I'd love to see Eric have to kiss ED on the mouth !!!!!
AND I'd love to see America make him get HIMSELF nominated for eviction!!!!!

Yes, I do not like green eggs and ham.

You probably won't see the official naming ceremony of the Jessica, Eric, Dick, Daniele alliance until at least Tuesday's show.......

Did she just ask God to Bless him or Her Self !!!!!!!

I do believe the prayer went something like this...

Dear God,

blubber blubber blubber blah blah blah

God bless you God.

blubber blubber blubber wah wah wah

Love,

Wahmber

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Zach at the start of the episode: 'I'm totally safe this week.'
Amber at the start of the episode: 'God will protect me because I'm his favorite.'
Zach and Amber at the end of the episode: 'Wait. Jessica just put who on the block?'

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>AT 08:36 PM (EST)
>
>
>Amber at the start of the
>episode: 'God will protect
>me because I'm his favorite.'
>>

Considering Amber loves her dog as much as her daughter I think there is a chance her dog is God's favorite - let us not forget God spelled backwards...can you imagine if Amber ever figures that one out? That poor dog of hers....

She just prayed for God to bless hirself.

That's got to be a Holy Trinity thing, right?

>She just prayed for God to
>bless hirself.
>
>That's got to be a Holy
>Trinity thing, right?
>

Weeellll, I don't know. She didn't bless _herself_ before she asked God to bless hirself, so maybe she isn't Catholic. On the other hand, she drinks and swears...sounds Catholic to me.

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I don't think she is catholic.

That opens up whole vistas of saints to pray to and the way she goes at it she'd be praying to every last blessed one of them every day.

I need a drink.

Well, I'm going into the Bar, anyway. The drink may just sort of happen.

Amber has the fantasy that fans of the show LUV her. Wait till she sees the poll over at CBS. She has been holding steady at 5.0 for weeks now. Compare that to Jen at 23.3

Just stopping in long enough to give a big *smoosh* to all you live feeders. Thanks to y'all, I know enough about what's going on to mock my mother and sister for watching the show so faithfully.

At least our suffering is for a worthy purpose.

What had me rolling was Jameka leading Amber on with the modeling/Magazine cover thing.

J. "Oh Yeah, I can totally see it, you on the cover of a Magazine. It's gonna happen, girl"

A. "Yeah, with the way I talk, my pretty face, my figure, people love me" (While mix-mastering a handful of pretzels in her mouth).

I was laughing poor Jameka who takes her religion seriously has to deal with Amber who I believe Just "found" god when she met Jameka.. telling her she has visions and she has asked God this and that.. yeah I don't know if it's on his priority list to help you win Big Brother lady.. But I love Jameka's face where she is just like yeah oh sure...

It's almost rude that Amber does this. But whatever I really and trully hope she leaves this time as it's absolutely painful to watch her. crying all the time, and asking god to help her out.. too bad she doesn't know that half of America is praying for her departure.,

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"GOD? I'm not mad at you, God. I love you God"

Can't you just GIVE Amber the money already God, so we won't have to be subjected to her tripe anymore?

" God bless you God " PRICELESS!!

The chick has completely lost that final brain cell

Perhaps God can't just hand her the money now since the viewing public needs to be blessed with more of the future model. What kills me is the fact she thinks God has nothing better to do then to listen to her! I wonder if God has mute???