Osama bin Laden is not fit to suck the left <gender-specific body part inserted here> of the lowest, meanest, most morally destitute American in this great Land.

FUCK him. I truly hope the bastard dies. At our hand. He deserves worse than we can possibly do to him.

-- JV
(yes, it's late. yes, I'm tired. so?)

"What rage for fame attends both great and small!
Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)

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>Osama bin Laden is not fit to suck the left <gender-specific >body part inserted here> of the lowest, meanest, most morally >destitute American in this great Land.

...wait, are you saying I might actually get some action out of this deal? Cool!

LOL! Nope, out of respect for your standing, WAY above Osamah bin-Laden, we wouldn't DREAM of letting him suck your left #####.

Sorry, man!

-- JV

"What rage for fame attends both great and small!
Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)

Damn straight, JV. That goes for all of them, every single last one of them that was involved in it in any way.

Gee, JV, tell us how you REALLY feel!!!

Sad thing is though, this guy isn't afraid to die...it's what he wants...it's what all of those fanatic terrorist bastards want, so they can be loved & adored by Allah & their people.
*sigh*

C'mere, ya great big Rhino, and give your Powerpuff a hug...

I couldn't agree with you more!

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LMAO, whine-o! Hey--remember when your hostile demeanor garnered you nothing but disdain? Nice to see it came in handy for something constructive! (But isn't this recent popularity somewhat unnerving? Will you lose your edge if you're suddenly the Golden Boy of SB? )

GT

*woof!*

>He deserves worse than we can possibly do to him.

Sure he does. But I don't think they'll let him apply for Love Cruise 2. *grin*

LAST EDITED ON 09-20-01 AT 11:10 AM (EST)

>>He deserves worse than we can possibly do to him.

>Sure he does. But I don't think they'll let him apply for Love Cruise 2. *grin*

*** Oh, Sami, you have to quit it, girl! I'm gonna pee myself, I swear! I can't wait to see that evil son of a ##### get his, but that is such a great visual!! Can't you just hear the cheezy announcer voice on the commercial? "15 sexy singles and one totally insane, evil mass-murdering asshole set sail on the high seas, lookin' for romance..."

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He and his type wish to get to Paradise and it is my firm belief that as Americans we should be kind enough to do everything possible to facilitate that move for them as soon as is feasibly possible.

Very well said Rhino!!!

I personally can't think of a single horrible method of torture that would be painful enough for him. Not even dismembering him limb by limb and leaving him to bleed to death as his arms are in one area, his fingers 15 feet away, and his feet thrown as far as possible.

Ah, to only just take an icepick and jam it in his eyeball right into his mushy brain would give me so much pleasure.....

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Meow to you too! >>^..^<<

Is it just me or is this starting to sound like Sue's speech to Kelly in S1? ...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nah, what Sue said to Kelly isn't awful enough for this.

Thanks for the compliment though!

UNITED WE STAND >>^..^<<

...you can tell by the trail of empty Budweiser cans strung throughout the Van Allen belt. # I say put Osama in a cell with plenty of water and nothing to eat but ham sandwiches, pork rinds, pork & beans, hot dogs, and green eggs & ham. His religion requires him to cleanse his body after 'porking-out' and if he were to die before that was complete, it's believed to be a one-way ticket to hell. His last meal before execution? It's gotta be something fancy, how about a great big spiral ham?

how about a great big spiral ham?

I think this would be perfect. As long as it was inserted rectally... sideways.

-- JV

"What rage for fame attends both great and small!
Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)

KA-POW!

Also a rumour that we've found bin Laden...

This is what the Middle East will probably look like by the time we're done with them...

(yes I know I posted on the OT this pic, but this forum deserved to have this pic too)

A local radio station reports that bin Laden suffers from an inherited condition resulting in pathologically underformed genitals. And that his hatred of Americans stems in part from the ridiculing laughter and rejection he received from an American girlfriend upon her discovery of said condition. This is said to be common knowledge in the intelligence community.

So size does matter after all!