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What would happen if celebrities were dropped in the middle of the wilderness with just their wits and the clothes on their backs? With a Survival Expert teaching them the essentials, could they forage for food, start a fire, and build a shelter out of nothing? Stranded plans to find out by stranding 7 celebrities and a wilderness Survival Expert in a lost corner of the globe and letting them fend for themselves. We need people who are looking for the ultimate adventure -- unlike any other, and the opportunity to prove that they have the guts and wits to survive in the wild

• RE: Wilderness Reality show,Estee, 08:58 AM, 03-28-11
• RE: Wilderness Reality show,Earl Colby Pottinger, 11:53 AM, 03-28-11
  • RE: Wilderness Reality show,Goofman, 10:37 PM, 03-31-11
• RE: Wilderness Reality show,Bursar, 02:05 PM, 03-28-11
• I'd be mildly concerned if...,cahaya, 02:56 PM, 03-28-11
• RE: Wilderness Reality show,mikey, 11:52 AM, 03-31-11
  • RE: Wilderness Reality show,Max Headroom, 07:53 AM, 04-01-11

You came to a reality TV website in the hopes that a random low-level celebrity would be a member here and sign up for your show.

Look at that sentence until it sinks in.

My level of fame really isn't recognized outside the immediate industry. (Thank goodness.)

You probably fill it with silly games that have nothing to do with survival in the wild. Unless you are willing to risk the health of your player it will be as fake as 'Survivor Island'.

This is THE AMAZING RACE, here people fall down hills with heavy wheels of cheese, take a melon to the face, walk thru a lion pit, walk on alligator backs, eat deadly foods (and yes 2.5 pound of caviar is deadly - the salt would kill me for real), swim with sharks, swim under a frozen river and THEY GET TO DRIVE/BE DRIVEN IN INDIA!

In comparison your show will be full of wimps.

What else does TAR do that we probably never see in a 'Wilderness show for clebs'?

there was also 4 pounds of meat during Rob and Amber's season(7 i think)

You get "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here."

Or worse.

Pass.

Next...

... there is a job posting on the site that reads like this:

We are seeking a legitimate WILDERNESS/SURVIVAL EXPERT. We are NOT looking for just a typical adventurer. Applicants MUST have serious, genuine experience as a wilderness/survival expert. If you just have a love for the great outdoors, do NOT apply. You will need to provide evidence of your expertise as a wilderness/survival expert.

Hey, I nominate Sarah Palin!

LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 12:49 PM (EST)

I would suggest Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty, Mike Huckabee, and Michelle Bachmann. The lost corner of the globe could be some remote corner of Iowa or New Hampshire. Or perhaps Libya.

I'm good with that, as long as Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Joe Biden go with them.