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"Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 02:38 PM
Please keep all sigpic-free discussion of tonight's episode on thread until 11 p.m. EDT, by which time the West Coast will have presumably remembered just where we parked the (censored) car.

Tonight: injuries! Immunity! Stupidity! A futile attempt to kiss up to the PTC! And Kristy Lee Cook will not go home! Again! -- but on the bright side, Dolly had some really nice things to say about Ami. (She said Ami had no chance. But she thought Ami looked really good doing it.)

We don't use valet service. Having someone park her car for her with a nice polish of the windshield and topping off the gas tank might send Cirie into a killing frenzy.


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"Live post-episode discussion --"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 06:54 PM
-- will take place in the Live Chat room (left sidebar, Other Fun, Live Chat, enable Java and use AyaK's Bar & Grill) immediately following the closing credits. First aid service will be available for a nominal fee.

"RE: Live post-episode discussion --"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 06:56 PM
I hope this episode is good....... I need material.

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 04-03-08 at 07:03 PM
Maybe this will be the week that the tribes turn Canibel and feast on Cirie!

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Snidget on 04-03-08 at 07:08 PM
Great, now I have that "She Drives Me Crazy" song stuck in my head.

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 07:09 PM
Why was I hearing the music during the pre-credits at Malakal as Horror movie-style music?


Y'know what, I thought of something....... Wasn't one of the team IC's for this season gonna be the infamous team chase IC? Whatever happened to that idea?


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Flowerpower on 04-03-08 at 07:09 PM
Wow, Ozzy looked especially dreamy in the night light....wanting to avoid anything that would put a big target on his back...ha!

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 04-03-08 at 07:10 PM
At Camp Malakal...

Cirie: Hey Ami, will you pick the nits out of my hair?
Ami: Sure!

Ozzy: WOW! I can't believe that Tracy saw me as a leader!


"They're after Zoidberg!"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 07:12 PM
The team of Cirie and Ami were after a lobster/crab in the wee hours of the morning..... (They were still using the night vision/B&W lens.......)

"and Airai's after PRE!"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 07:17 PM
Jason thwacked a rat into unconsciousness, and he wants them to cook it up and eat it.....


James and Parvarti (James with a semi-Jamacian accent....) are wishing they're back at camp Favorites/Malakal.......... and are worried that Ami and Eliza would team up with some of the Fans' women..........


"RE: and Airai's after PRE!"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:44 PM
Well, there goes one vote for McCain.

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Flowerpower on 04-03-08 at 07:20 PM
Cut to thehunt scene....it's true, I think they are after the nefarious coconut crab...there's a big ##### one....screaming, Ami has it...nice work...this will give a girl a heart attack! Yep, the ole crab....Ami and Cirie with happy music...you guys got 15 crabs, the crab warriors....Ozzy and Ami talking, Ozzy chopping coconuts...Ami says don't worry about that stuff, she's telling Ozzy that SHE stopped Tracy from getting Ozzy off, it's not going to happen....Ozzy says that she was approached by Tracy about oting Ozzy off, Ozzy says that Ami says she's on his side, but Ozzy is getting an uneasy feeling...

Cut to Airai....they don't want another bite of coconut....they are looking at the rats, I wish we could kill it, Jason gets an oar to kill it...he got it...the girls scream...OH MY GOD!!!...get the shish-ka-bob....they will skewer him and bar-b-que him up...ewww look at his tail, Parv says that Jason is trying to impress the fav's and it's not working, he's a loser....Parv says it's a nightmare out here....James says this island sucks, there's nothing to do, you could live on Malakal Island, but here it's like where they'd bring prisoners...James complains, over here it's just Parv and I, James says that Nat and Alexis will be scooped up at the merge by Ami and Eliza, they need 2 more people...so now Parv goes to Natalie and says that she wants them in with her and James...with James Nat says that she can still win imunity, the big guys, Ozzy and James will be the big targets once we merge, they will be the first to go, but how about you, me, Amanda and Alexis, final four?....Parv says later for everyone else, shot of James sleeping in the boat....


"Or, put another way:"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:20 PM
Stage 1: Parvati curls up next to everyone and purrs.

Stage 2: Parvati claws people's eyes out.

Not a whole lot of empathy here, is there? We always knew Parvati would play the flirt game to suit her purposes and anyone who fell for it -- well, too bad. But now she's made it a little deeper in for strategy, and she still doesn't care. Put her in an F3 against Cirie, and we could have villainess vs. villainess vs. -- what?



"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by sugarbooger62 on 04-03-08 at 07:22 PM
Parvati to Natalie: "You, Alexis, Me, and James to the merge." Then it's bye-bye to the men, they're dead. Oooo that's cold.

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 07:26 PM
Your regularly scheduled "Immunity Challenge in which both teams go to TC, but the winning team goes first and then the remaining members get to feast in the Jury Box while the losers have their TC" is partially interrupted by the medivacs of Jonathon and Kathy.........

Winners will get Pizza and Beer (what is this Big Brother now?)


Alexis and Ozzy are out of the challenge by the picks of the opposite tribe...........


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:37 PM
Parvati has no respect for Jason, but she's perfectly willing to partake in any reward he brings in.

Jason is banking on his false idol. No alliances for him!

And forget the medivacs: we will have a one-day cycle if it kills -- do we have anyone left to kill?

Parvati is slowly turning into Joshuah.


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 07:44 PM
Well, Ozzy now knows that his fake HII is in play. He doesn't know who has it, but he knows somebody does..... after being kinda forced to go to the HII spot by Alexis..........

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:46 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-08 AT 07:47 PM (EST)

If he presumes the finder kept it (and idol-passing is rare), it's a limited pool. Everyone knows just who's gone to ExI, and only so much time has passed between the planting and his return visit. He doesn't know exactly who has it -- but he has to have a pretty good idea on who the finder might be.

ETA: You have to wonder about the idol clues here -- Kathleen and Cirie are starting to look extra-bad. It almost seems as if the idol was designed for something approaching a first-search find: too many people are locating the exact spot.


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 07:53 PM
I'm trying to think what the ExI visitation logs are:

Ep. 2: Cirie and Kathy
Ep. 3: Ami and Kathy
Ep. 4: Ozzy and Kathy
Ep. 5: Nobody (tribal swap before RC)
Ep. 6: Jason and Chet
Ep. 7: Jason and Ami (or was it Tracy?)
Ep. 8: Ozzy and Alexis


If that list is correct, he's gotta suspect that either Jason or Ami has the idol, or it went away with Kathy or Chet (or possibly Tracy)


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by sugarbooger62 on 04-03-08 at 08:51 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-08 AT 08:52 PM (EST)

I'm trying to think what the
ExI visitation logs are:

Ep. 2: Cirie and Kathy
Ep. 3: Ami and Kathy
Ep. 4: Ozzy and Kathy
Ep. 5: Nobody (tribal swap before RC)
Ep. 6: Jason and Chet
Ep. 7: Jason and Ami(or was it Tracy?)
Ep. 8: Ozzy and Alexis

If that list is correct, he's gotta suspect that either Jason or Ami has the idol, or it went away with Kathy or Chet (or possibly Tracy)


Ep. 7: It was Tracy, not Ami.


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 09:04 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-08 AT 09:05 PM (EST)

Which means Jason's the only active player left who could have it...... unless someone passed it off to someone before they left, but passing idols is a rare thing.......


"Four quick notes,"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:33 PM
1. Parvati's a weird one to sit for a balance-oriented challenge.

2. Erik's injury was completely overplayed (as expected).

3. Cirie was put in a position where she couldn't do much to throw the challenge -- bad aim and not knocking people off was her best non-shot. She would have better off, for her strategy, falling off repeatedly.

4. Ozzy is now in a strategist's dream situation: holding Immunity and the idol. If you have a good read on your tribe's target, this is a Get Rid Of One Person Free card -- he's just not the person who'd ever consider playing it.


"RE: Four quick notes,"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 07:35 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-08 AT 07:36 PM (EST)

I think Cirie's throws were a little suspect.........

Most of her tosses were overhand.......

When you are swinging sandbags, shouldn't you be swinging underhand?


"RE: Four quick notes,"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:39 PM
And listen to Ami's confessional following the challenge: she doesn't seem to think the rest of the tribe has been throwing Immunity. Ami may have been on the serious outs for a very long time -- more than was shown in editing.

"One for the editing thread."
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:34 PM
"Amanda takes a hard hit and survives!"

Hmm. Ozzy goes out, costing her that vital partner -- but she moves to F3 anyway?


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by sugarbooger62 on 04-03-08 at 07:37 PM
James should've let Jason keep trying to open that beer bottle with his teeth.

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 04-03-08 at 07:39 PM
They forgot to tip the pizza delivery guy...



"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:44 PM
Parvati's their only currency and she's overspent.

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by sugarbooger62 on 04-03-08 at 07:40 PM
Talk about a tattling two-faced little schoolyard b!tch.

"Irony unawares."
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 07:43 PM
Cirie comments that Erik is trying to sell his soul to the devil -- while he's trying to buy safety from her.

Self-perception is no longer her strongest suit.

Cirie doesn't trust Ami, Cirie doesn't trust Erik... brings up the question of just who Cirie does trust. She manipulates as many people and events as she can, but does she have anyone willing to carry her through a rough spot?


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 04-03-08 at 07:44 PM
Airais win pizza and beer. Meanwhile, wherever Ozzy goes, the camera follows ... over on EX I, he and Alexis look for the HII. Ozzy tells Alexis the clue ... it's above your head and under a rock. Secretly, he wants to look and see if someone has taken his fake idol. He lifts the rock and low and behold it's gone! Someone has taken the bait!

"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 04-03-08 at 07:49 PM
Did Ami really have to hold the machete in a tight grip and waggle it around on her shoulder in an upraised position while discussing strategy with Erik of the Jungle? I'd feel rather unsettled talking to her in that position as well!

"Erik"
Posted by sugarbooger62 on 04-03-08 at 07:51 PM
"a fellow competitor"........what a load of crap!! Ozzy should've b!tch-slapped him.

"And the award for false emotion at TC goes to --"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 08:01 PM
-- Cirie.

Sure, you have no idea how you keep losing Immunity. None at all. (And Ami never did.)

Ami tried to play the waterworks, but all she did was wash herself out of the game -- with a little help from Cirie's paranoia and Erik's steel wool hair.

Oh, and Ozzy? Wash out your mouth with soap.


"RE: And the award for false emotion at TC goes to --"
Posted by vince3 on 04-03-08 at 08:03 PM
After they merge, Jason's in for a rude awakening......

He tried to use his FHII to make an alliance with Eliza, and she immediately shoots him down saying "It's just a stick!"


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Snidget on 04-03-08 at 08:03 PM
Looks at clock.

They've done the final words and everything.

8:58, what do they think this is, Big Bother?


"RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #8 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 04-03-08 at 08:04 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-08 AT 08:10 PM (EST)

Preview:

Eliza with Jason...

Eliza: "That can't be the idol!"
Jason: "Why not?"
Eliza: "Because it's just a stick!!!!"

Camera shows Alexis undressing... pans to Amanda...

"She's got to go!"

Hmmmmm, a little jealousy is rolling in with the merge.


"'It's just a stick!'"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 08:05 PM
Jason's heading for a really big fall...

"RE: 'It's just a stick!'"
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 04-03-08 at 08:57 PM
I loved the look on Jason's face.
Wha?!?!?

Without a doubt, the funniest preview ever!


"Vote total:"
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 08:09 PM
Ami: 4
Erik: 1
Cirie: Smug.

"We be chattin'."
Posted by Estee on 04-03-08 at 08:13 PM
Ami be cryin'.