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"Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by Monkeyboy on 09-29-01 at 02:55 AM
I keep reading that girls say Toni is FAT!
Nothing could be further from the truth! If we ignore her breast implants, Toni has a fine "Rubenesque" physique. She is very athletic as seen by her initial back flip off the side of the deck, and she has a vivacious personality that most men would succumb to. She also is very soft and gentle as seen in her conversations with Laura on the bed.
I think Toni is a fine woman and I hope that if others would give her a chance and base her on her behavior 24/7, not just her big fakes boobs and her buggy buggy eyes seen on the commercials, they might discover that she is a hell of a woman with loads of personality with a lot to offer a strong man. She get's a lot of air-time because she has a lot of personality.
There's far too much attitude in the US that skinny, bulimic model girls are the ideal. American women shouldn't be ashamed of a little more meat on them like Toni has (please ignore her implants).

Call me crazy...but I think she's fine (ignoring her implants)!


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"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 09-29-01 at 03:57 AM
Monkey,
I agree with what you say that the current ideals are too skinny, but when you say: "please ignore her implants"
Ummm, instructions please on how I could possibly block them out when I see her on the screen?
"Implant blocker"
Posted by Cherberrie on 09-29-01 at 07:13 AM

...instructions please on how I could possibly block them out when I see her on the screen?

What I did was create an "implant blocker". It is modeled after those "censored" ads you see where certain parts of the female anatomy are covered by black retangular strips.

It's simply a thin, black rectangular strip of cardboard fixed horizontally on a long metal rod. The rod sits on tripod between the couch and the tv. The user sits behind it on the couch and grips the end of the rod and moves the rectangle as needed to block Toni's silicone mountains. It works wonderful. You'll be surprised to see how much action you are missing on the show when you stop wasting time looking at her implants.


Cherberrie

"RE: Implant blocker"
Posted by IceCat on 09-29-01 at 09:46 AM
<giggle>...

<snort>...

Heh... heh...

HAH Hah HO hah..

<thump>

Hee hee... boob blocker...



September 11, 2001

"ACME to the Rescue!"
Posted by IceCat on 09-29-01 at 10:26 AM



September 11, 2001
"My eyes!! My eyes!!!!!"
Posted by VampKira on 09-29-01 at 11:28 AM
ROTF, Ice!! Thanks for the morning coffee choke!!

"The trick is to keep breathing...." - Garbage

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by SkyRaider on 09-29-01 at 10:08 AM
<Call me crazy..>

Hey, Crazy! (couldn't resist)

You implore us to ignore her fake boobs/implants, yet you mention them not less than four times. You spent the whole hour looking at them, didn't ya? :-}

Almost seriously though, when she wears a bare midriff blouse and she has two inches of gut hanging over it standing up, I can see a future waiting for her as the Krispe Kreme Pin-Up Girl for 2002.

"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by dangerkitty on 09-29-01 at 10:54 AM
Hey Monkey!

Good for you! I think Toni looks just great. And I'll say it right now, I like her! She is up front (no pun intended) and funny and can get along with both the guys and the girls. I think I would get along with her IRL. Toni rocks!

I am a Toni fan! Go Toni!!

I do have to say one thing - having seen the vidcaps of her yelling with her eyes popping out so many times before the show even started, it was freaky to find out right away that her eyes start to bug with even the slightest facial expression change. It is attractive and scary at the same time.


dangerkitty

"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 09-29-01 at 12:36 PM
ROFLMAO. . . This is exactly why I love you, munky! You have got to be the sweetest guy ever. You know I agree that the media has overdosed on bulimic role models (even my 12 year-old is worried because she's had friends dieting since grade school!).

BUUUUUT. . . you DID mention those fakeys quite a number of times, for someone ignoring them. . . Maybe it's just too much work. Hell, she GOT them so you'd look, why not oblige her (and admit it to yourself)? Between Cherberrie and IceCat, I will never be able to watch her again, though; they did even more damage to my image of her than that bug-eyed commercial. . . (Yes, DK--they DO pop in and out with the slightest provocation! Where's Count Floyd when we need him?! She's a natural for Dr. Tongue's House of 3D Popping Eyeballs!)

Apeface, we KNOW you're crazy--but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. On YOU, it looks good!


GT

"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by Cherberrie on 09-29-01 at 01:36 PM

Dr. Tongue's House of 3D Popping Eyeballs

ROFLMAO! Way too funny.


Cherberrie

"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by Dalton on 09-29-01 at 12:57 PM
I totally agree with MB --- it's a sin and a shame that "fashion" gurus and Hollywood "hypesters" have decreed that women who wear a size 2 are the SEXY ones to be admired!! That's a load of horse hocky and has done untold damage to real women who fall into that trap.

I have never, and would not, call Toni "fat". She is a hunky, chunky, double-handful size woman; and in many parts of Texas ----- that Munky is quite a "compliment".

As to her personality, uhhhmmm, I'm reserving judgment!!

Dalton

"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by SkyRaider on 09-29-01 at 03:02 PM
<< She is a hunky, chunky, double-handful size woman; and in many parts of Texas ----- that Munky is quite a "compliment".>>

Yeah, she does look like one of those Texas heifers alright. Brand her, feed her up a couple of more months and ship the cow of to market.


"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by Monkeyboy on 09-29-01 at 08:53 PM
>She is a hunky, chunky, double-handful
>size woman; and in many
>parts of Texas ----- that
>Munky is quite a "compliment".

I think I'll pack my bags for Texas tonight! YAAHOOO!


"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by desert_rhino on 10-01-01 at 10:31 AM
--snip--
>women who wear a size
>2 are the SEXY ones
>to be admired!! That's
>a load of horse hocky
--snip--

Yeah, Horse-hockey it is... Size 0 is WAY hotter than size 2.
<grin>

<dons Nomex™ skivvies right quick>

-- JV


"Poking a rhino with a stick. Er, well... something along those lines, anyhow..."

"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 09-30-01 at 03:35 PM

Oh Horrors a woman with curves!
I suppose all women should look like sticks, with little boy hips.
This woman is no way fat, she just looks like a woman.


"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by Ioway on 10-01-01 at 05:47 PM
Yeah, I like Toni's bod, even besides the boobs. The more the cushion, the more the pushin', ya know. I just don't like little skinny girls. They're ok to look at but no fun in the sack. It's like sleeping with a little skinny BOY fer Pete's sakes (not that i know ANYTHING about THAT, sicko :-P LOL.

But those EYES fer Pete's sakes! It's like she's a bull charging at a matador! "Hey Toni! Hey Toni! Ole!" I just worry she's gonna have 'em pop out, like that one feller at www.uglypeople.com

Really though, I feel sorry for Toni with her breasts and her eyes being made fun of all the time. I guess I know too well what it's like to always be picked last, eh, Micow?

"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by samiam on 10-02-01 at 02:04 AM
>she just looks like a woman.

Yeah, just like a woman who needs to lay off the eclairs.

"Ma'am...this is the diet police...put DOWN the pastry and pick up the carrot stick."

"Thanks, Monkey!"
Posted by rameses on 10-01-01 at 00:06 AM
On behalf of all the women with "Rubenesque physiques", I thank you!
"RE: Thanks, Monkey!"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-01-01 at 05:59 PM
I agree with the monkey too. She isn't fat in the least and seems to be the most athletic of the girls.
Women are supposed to have a little more body fat than men.
Of course, I wouldn't say Colleen, Jenna, Amber, or Elizabeth were too skinny either. There's a pretty big gap between what is "too skinny" and "too fat".
"RE: Thanks, Monkey!"
Posted by Ioway on 10-02-01 at 01:13 AM
Actually, the more I watch this show, the hotter I get for Toni. ROWRR! I would mess her up!!
"RE: Thanks, Monkey!"
Posted by samiam on 10-02-01 at 02:00 AM
Hmmm....well, from seeing her in action, and listening to her talk, I think you're too late. *grin*


"RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Posted by SkyRaider on 10-02-01 at 09:56 AM
It's a toss-up as to who has the biggest breasts: Toni or Michael.