For some reason, The Who's "Squeezebox" keeps running through my head. I had planned on writing the unofficial Love Cruise Sinks theme song, but that will have to wait a bit. So, I'll just do what I do so often, and steal someone else's idea.

Toni's Got a Squeezebox

Toni's got a squeezebox
She wears on her chest
When Love Cruise comes on
We don't get no rest

'Cause it's playing tonight
Yeah, we'll see it tonight
Toni's got a squeezebox
Darin doesn't sleep at night

Well, you can place your bets
On how lousy this gets
There's no escape from Fox
On our t.v. sets

'Cause it's playing tonight
Yeah, we'll see it tonight
Toni's got a squeezebox
Darin doesn't sleep at night

Her eyes go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

It's playing tonight
The bodies are tight
Toni's got a squeezebox
Darin doesn't sleep at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and please me
I paid a lot for them
They're like a long, lost friend
Toni's got a squeezebox
Darin doesn't sleep at night

Her eyes go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause it's playing tonight
Yeah, we'll see it tonight
Toni's got a squeezebox
Darin doesn't sleep at night

boomerang

• Runnin' Out of Superlatives, Here!,IceCat, 08:39 AM, 09-26-01
• RE: Toni's Got a Squeezebox,northernlights, 11:57 AM, 09-26-01
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• RE: Toni's Got a Squeezebox,Drive My Car, 05:53 PM, 09-26-01
• RE: Toni's Got a Squeezebox,rameses, 09:57 PM, 09-26-01

Good one, dude!

>Her eyes go in and out
>and in and out and
>in and out and in
>and out

Too funny Boomerang - great job!

I'm sure I will never hear this song again without having your lyrics in mind.

lt

I almost laughed out loud about the eyes!

Boomer Baby,
YOU ROCK!
Yep, the eye thing took me by surprise
Perfect

Excellent, Boomer! The line about the eyes...ROFLMAO!!!