Is this the most forgettable reality show ever? I say yes. The rules are being made up while we go. It is advertised as a really hot "love" cruise. The only real loving I've seen involves that two-bit skank Toni. That's almost enough to turn a guy gay (see, i.e, Tony).Did you all check out the "exclusive" pics of the debut event? What are there, like 30 people in the lobby of a movie theatre? I think most of them are getting popcorn during the previews for Rat Race.
Fox has given this show no coverage. It looks like Fox knows the show sucks, but feels like it has to air it anyway. It's almost like that last bowl of stale cheerios. You don't want them, but you eat them just to get them out of the pantry.
I can't even get excited about who wins this stupid thing. Who cares? They'll probably just give one of the losers a switch card to change everything.
Nonetheless, the show has promise. The following changes should help:
1. Have some of the girls kiss.
2. More skanky websites, a la whoisgina.com.
3. More random, arbitrary rule changes during the cruise.
4. Have some of the girls kiss.