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"Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Amethyst on 10-04-01 at 12:40 PM
First of all...what was up with the "I'm the chessmaster"? Does he really think people would be stupid enough to fall for his "malicious" attempts to boot people off and win the game?

And another thing he is so ugly and unattractive...and please...I reckon he needs a bra on this show...I really can't stand to look at his body....ughs...

I would be the happiest person if he gets voted off....

It just pisses me off when the good guys get voted off yet the assholes stay on....

well thats it...hope everyone has a nice day!

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"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by NightScribe on 10-04-01 at 12:47 PM
Amethyst:
People have been stupid enough to fall for his malicious attempts to boot people off. He's still in the game, right?

Anyway, I suspect Michael is getting exactly what he wants right now: he's irritating the hell out of you, isn't he?


"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Amethyst on 10-04-01 at 12:53 PM
The funny thing is Night Scribe that the only ones who were stupid enough to fall for his malicious attepmts are the ones on the love cruise....hehehe...

How is it the rest of the world sees him for just what he is...

=)

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by DaisyJLC on 10-04-01 at 04:23 PM
Right on Amethyst - keep in mind that a lot of postings are saying (and I agree with) that Michael keeps signing on as different screen names trying to generate discussion about himself. He wants to be on Rosie O'Donnell -- NO ONE EVEN KNOWS HOW HE IS OR CARES!!!!!!!! He pisses me off so much!!!!!!!
"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Athena on 10-04-01 at 01:01 PM
I agree with you. It's funny when it first showed in the first episode like Lisa he tried to portray as the guy who never gets the girl. But look at him now. He is so sure of himself. The big Master of the Game.

Oh well. It gives us something to watch on Mondays.

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by managerr on 10-04-01 at 02:34 PM
"It just pisses me off when the good guys get voted off yet the assholes stay on...."

????

Adrian and Lisa are considered the good guys? Maybe in your delusional world.

Frankly, the only "nice" person I thought that got voted off w/out any good reason was Greg. Tony and Laura are iffy, but they both backstabbed their partners.

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Gypsy on 10-04-01 at 02:33 PM
I think there are definitely bigger assholes walking the face of the earth.

And who in the heck are the good guys? Personally I don't think many of the people on this show have many redeeming qualities. At least any that they have shown us. Michael at least has a sense of humor and intelligence (and a very cute smile

The one that drives me crazy is Anthony. Ugh! WHAT do these women see in him? I know someone said it was the bad boy thing, but he's a psuedo bad boy. A poser, if you will. ick!

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Dalton on 10-04-01 at 02:53 PM
Funny thing...a couple of years ago a whole bunch of us on SB.com were saying the exact same thing about a guy named Richard Hatch (aka: Trickie Dicque) and HE ended up winning Survivor 1.

So, go figure!

Dalton

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-04-01 at 02:58 PM
Haven't you ever heard the expression that nice guys finish last?

Will from Bib Brother won and he wasn't exactly a nice guy. Of course Richard Hatch is in the lead for biggest jerk, but he somehow won anyway.

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 10-04-01 at 03:41 PM
I think even he would agree with this assessment--I think he revels in his "asshole-ness!"

And the "Chessmaster" remark? That had to set even his staunchest supporters' teeth on edge. . . and I can't help thinking that a REAL chessmaster wouldn't have been dumb enough to voice such a thought anywhere near this show. . . Man--let your real self peek out just a bit much there, didn't you?

As for "good guys," I'm sure the concensus would be that there ARE no good guys here. They are hos, plain and simple. Preeners, whiners, schemers. I doubt any of them came into this expecting to find a romantic match--it was all about the prize and the face-time on national teevee.

Most remarkable to me is the number of people coming out of the woodwork to bash you, shakes! Is this what you had in mind when you first came here to get us interested in your 15 minutes? Better hurry up and charm them with your wily ways--we're like TWO episode summaries BEHIND here! Hop to it, clown!

GT

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by DaisyJLC on 10-04-01 at 04:21 PM
I could not agree more!!!!!!!! I was angry after watching Tuesday's episode because he is such a PATHETIC LOSER!!!!!!! I love how he self-titled himself "running the ship" - I can't stand him and can't understand why ANYONE would even befriend someone like him - he's a sneaky, bitchy, arrogant loser and I hope people see through him.
"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-04-01 at 04:36 PM
Hold on there. What's wrong with being the guy everybody loves to hate? I know I didn't tune into this show to see an actual recreation of that old cheesey show "The Love Boat". I tuned in for the promise of Toni's eyes bugging out of her head as she is screaming at somebody. I tuned in to watch people get hurt maliciously.
If it wasn't for Michael and Toni, this show would just be some lame version of a singles cruise. If it wasn't for the sneaky, bitchy, arrogant, manipulative, backstabbers, there would be nothing to watch on any reality show.
"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Loogaro on 10-04-01 at 05:07 PM
Actually, the latest paleantological research reveals that Argentinosaurus was 115-130 feet long and 80-100 metric tons. A conservative estimate would put it's asshole at over 14 feet tall; much bigger than Michael.

~~
Loogaro

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-05-01 at 03:08 PM
What is really sad is you had to go back 60 million years to find a bigger one than Michael. :0

In case anybody misinterprets my comments, I really like Mike on the show. He has certain Richard Hatch qualities that are always fun to watch.

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Circe on 10-04-01 at 09:53 PM
>Does
>he really think people would
>be stupid enough to fall
>for his "malicious" attempts to
>boot people off and win
>the game?


Ummmm....yes! And I'm loving every sick minute of it!


~~Beware of Greeks bearing gifts~~

"Michael is"
Posted by Cherberrie on 10-06-01 at 08:09 AM
Michael is a complex character and is just as interesting to watch on Love Cruise as he has been over the past year on Survivor Blows. Don't let him bother you; instead just sit back and enjoy the show!



Cherberrie

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by SkyRaider on 10-06-01 at 12:08 PM
He may cal himself "the chessmaster" but he is setting himself up for being quickly "mated" unless he starts paying attention to that stalk of bananas that is in almost every shot.

I look at those bananas and see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Paul Newman. Strong, silent, good looking, photogenic, scene stealing. I predict those bananas will be the next Bogart.

As for the rest of them? Put them all together and they might make a decent roll of Charmin. No, make that Great Northern. They aren't up to the Charmin standards of good as$ wipe.


"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Monkeyboy on 10-06-01 at 11:48 PM
You might be right Skyboy!
I know I haven't been able to take my eye off those bananas!

I feel hungry all of the sudden just thinking about them.

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by samiam on 10-07-01 at 00:16 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-07-01 AT 00:16 AM (EST)

If you think he's the biggest asshole ever, you really need to get out more. I mean, he's a LAWYER, fer chrissake. It's practically a requirement. *grin*

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 10-07-01 at 02:04 PM
Hey sami,
Love the boots, where did you get them?
Do you think I could find some like those on sale? I need Boots.
Do you have a good recipie for Banana Nut Bread? I think that Sky's bananas are getting to the perfect stage of mushiness to make the best Bread. What do you think?
Do you think they should call Dinosaur colons "Lawyers" from now on, or just the dinosaur spincters?
Oh and most important of all questions, I haven't talked to you in awhile; Do you miss me?



EBug - who hopes everyone knows she is playing and feels really stupid having to add this stupid disclaimer ( disclaimer, that is a dino spincter word isn't it?)


"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by samiam on 10-07-01 at 02:23 PM
BUGGY!
-Thank you! I got the boots at a shop called "Priscillas" that specializes in such things. I need to get some without the heel; these are definitely "one-hour" shoes.
-Probably just the dinosaur sphincters should be referred to as "lawyers," in the hope that they will soon be extinct as well
-And YES! Of COURSE I missed you, silly bug! Don't be a stranger, OK? Getcher ass into the bar sometime!
-I agree about the bananas...they are turning a bit black, and are at that perfect stage for making bread...so, because you asked....
Sami's Banana Nut Bread
2 1/2 cups white sugar
1 cup shortening
3 eggs
3-4 mashed bananas
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/4 cups buttermilk
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Cream together shortening and sugar. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Mix in bananas, buttermilk, and vanilla. Mix in flour, baking powder, and soda. Stir in nuts if desired. Pour batter into two greased 9x5 inch pans.
Bake for 50 to 60 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf comes out clean.

We can, of course, scale the recipe so we can share with everybody.

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Dalton on 10-07-01 at 03:11 PM
Thanks Sami,

On behalf of ALL the lawyers on SB.com and there are more than a few; your comment is "duly noted". *grin"

>If you think he's the biggest
>asshole ever, you really need
>to get out more. I
>mean, he's a LAWYER, fer
>chrissake. It's practically a requirement.
>*grin*


Dalton


"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 10-07-01 at 03:46 PM
Dalton!!!!
Banana Nut Bread!!!!!
I will bake some for the Basher babes Bus!!

(pssst sami, I will try to distract her, hide in the hot tub honey)


Ebug- who needs her some of those Foxy Boots

"RE: Michael is the biggest asshole to ever walk the face of this earth!"
Posted by samiam on 10-07-01 at 04:19 PM
On behalf of ALL the NON-lawyers on SB.com (and there are more of us than you):

In closing, my favorite lawyer joke....

Q. What do you call three dead lawyers?
A. A good start.

(And there's prolly some rule or other prohibiting lawyer-bashers from the BBB...oh well!)

Hey Dalton! Look! Over there! A woodchuck!

*sneaks on the bus...thanks Buggy! hee hee*

"Right Turn !!!!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 10-07-01 at 06:17 PM
I don't care what y'all wanna call it, I have turned this thresd RIGHT!

( hehehehehehe a woodchuck? LOL heheheheehehehhehee whatever works)